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Poodles clown application - borkatator - 04-29-2020
Usual Clown name: Poodles
BYOND username: borkatator
Recommended by (if applicable):
Goon servers you play: #2 (non-rp)
Clowning Experience:
Even when not a clown I tend to be a clown.
When playing as a scientist I have:
- Ingested poisons I made
- Been robusted by monkeys (as a chef and geneticist too!)
- Set myself on fire countless times
- Teleported myself into fire and space
- Exploded myself
When playing as an engineer I have:
- Stumbled into the burn chamber
- Stumbled into the PTL
As a doctor, i have killed myself trying self surgery !
Now as a clown, I can do all of the above, but worse !
Answer one or more of the following:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
Ridiculing yourself is funnier than ridiculing others, and will provoke less wrath from the crew !
? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one)
A clown I infected as a headspider just told SEC when asked what was wrong "I'm pregnant !". I found that hilarious.
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
a clown nose (mask ?) that you can fill with meth and it delivers it overtime: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2009-06-01
RE: Poodles clown application - UrsulaMejor - 05-15-2020
Welcome to the clown college. Yell at me in game to receive your diploma.
As a member of the clown college, you can confer unto others clown college status by *giving them your diploma.