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The Nanotrasen Regional Security Officers Union Convention - Readster - 08-03-2013
The round seemed like it was going to start like any other...until...
The game start has been delayed.
OOC: Readster: Looks like cogs is up to something
OOC: Dr. Cogwerks: shh
And so, it began.
I spawned as the HoS and became worried, until I noticed something was amiss.
Gulliver Green says, "are there 7 officers"
Edison Lootin [145.9] says, "Everyone is sec"
Edison Lootin says, "'We have three HoS's"
And so it seemed that the station was full of security. We had three HoS's, numerous security, five detectives and a couple of assistants running around. Curious, I grabbed my gear and headed into the halls to find out what was going on. Then the alert came in.
System Council Update
Convention Alert
Anamolous Home Center 91 is proud to host the annual Nanotrasen Regional Security Officers Union Convention today.
And so we became aware of our reason for being here. It was time for us to sit back and celebrate. However the assistants that were invited by mistake weren't allowing that, and so the numerous officers were forced to deal with them as best they could. Aware that we needed a head meeting, I called for the other HoS's.
Edison Lootin [135.8] says, "HoS report to the bridge, we must discuss law"
Arriving at the bridge I met with Sundance, though Spetznaz Spiff was nowhere to be seen (For the rest of the shift in fact). Taking my seat, we began our discussion.
Sundance Feely says, "I forget what we are here for again"
Edison Lootin says, "We need to discuss what the hell we should do"
Edison Lootin says, "I'm way out of my comfort zone here"
Edison Lootin says, "The sec outnumber us 20/1 and there is a greyshirt rampage in the halls"
Sundance Feely says, "yeah, we're going to look bad if sec start acting shit"
Edison Lootin says, "Terribly"
Edison Lootin asks, "But how do we control so many officers?"
Edison Lootin says, "If they rebel against us we're fucked"
This thought terrified me.
Sundance Feely says, "actually"
Sundance Feely says, "let me check my pda"
He checked how badly we were outnumbered.
System Council Update
Hurray!
Refreshments for the annual Officer's Union Gala have been delivered to the bar.
We were in no mood for refreshments. We were busy discussing the situation.
Sundance Feely says, "it is literally sec officers, staff assistants, and us,"
It didn't look good.
With no ideas what to do, we decide to just drink our troubles away. I toss a glass of wine to sundance.
Edison Lootin throws Drinking Glass.
Drinking Glass shatters!
Edison Lootin says, "FUCK"
I then decide to place it gently.
Edison Lootin says, "I say we let them run free"
Edison Lootin says, "Step in if shit gets really mad"
Edison Lootin says, "And just chill for now"
Jacob Dwarfe [135.9] asks, "Anyone on this channel?"
Flint Lloyd [135.9] says, "yep."
Kira Sagan [135.9] says, "Nope"
Gulliver Green [135.9] says, "yes"
Sundance Feely [135.9] slurs, "funny joge"
Andrew Anderson [135.9] says, "no"
Parker Rose [135.9] says, "Sup bro."
Lawrence Thrisskeep [135.9] asks, "ARE YOU CRIME?"
Edison Lootin [135.9] slurs, "gRIME"
Dr. Pritchard [135.9] says, "5 detectivees 3 officers and an HoS"
Kira Sagan [135.9] says, "I am a real cop I swear"
Dr. Pritchard [135.9] says, "take yer pick"
Jacob Dwarfe [135.9] says, "Oh my"
Edison Lootin [135.9] slurs, "3 Hosh'sh agffually"
Gulliver Green [135.9] says, "light me up"
Sundance Feely [135.9] slurs, "no agffually, sheveral more duan duaff"
Edison Lootin [135.9] slurs, "duough one hash dishappeared"
Dr. Pritchard [135.9] says, "heh"
Sundance has an unsettling thought.
Sundance Feely slurs, "I don'ff duingh we'll be able ffo demoffe duem"
The thought that we cannot control this many officers is terrifying. We our in way over our heads, taking on more work than we ever signed up for. Trying to put it out of my mind, I have an idea.
Edison Lootin slurs, "We gould ffry geffffing due AI running"
Sundance Feely slurs, "good idea"
Edison Lootin [145.9] slurs, "Anyone wanthf ffo be due AI?"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "Yeah sure"
We have our volunteer.
System Council Update
Tunes Update
In appreciation of all your fine years of service, the Officers' Union has approved some Smooth Jazz.
The alcohol is starting to get to us.
Edison Lootin slurs, "Iqpp peq kce yoohg, kou zej tef mfaiy"
Sundance Feely nods.
Edison Lootin slurs, "Icrf zew fce moobm, fou lec nde mwaid"
Sundance Feely slurs, "rz mOUl vUlctIzIOUp"
We place out volunteer onto the table and begin to cut his brain out when an unsettling message arrives.
System Council Update
Crime is Afoot
Oh dear. It would appear that the Syndicate have infiltrated the Officers Union.
We have no time to deal with this.
Sundance Feely slurs, "oh gee"
Edison Lootin [135.9] slurs, "Deal widu due grime offigersh"
Edison Lootin [135.9] slurs, "due Hosh' are bushy"
We finish up, remove our volunteers brain and head to the AI upload where we discuss our next course of action.
Edison Lootin slurs, "I joqsl zahe lne egul"
Sundance Feely slurs, "nlojzay bre xiwyov"
Sundance Feely whispers, "rbom bas zde xiwgov"
Edison Lootin slurs, "due egun would help here"
Sundance Feely cries.
A problem arises however. The turrets surrounding the AI core cannot easily be deactivated, and there is no Ai to do it for us. We devise a plan.
You are hit by the energy bolt!
It doesn't go well. Then I make a shocking discovery.
Edison Lootin slurs, "Of uy"
Edison Lootin slurs, "due gore ish mishshing"
Edison Lootin slurs, "Ishshuesh mean we gannoff replage due AI and have eshshenthfially gilled a man"
Sundance Feely slurs, "sshhhoryy ggghhaarrllieeee"
A terrible turn of events.
Edison Lootin slurs, "ddduuuuee HHoosh' aarrrreeee iiiinnggoommppofffffeenntthhff bbeeyooonnndd bbeellliiiieeff"
Pretty much.
Edison Lootin slurs, "Plan B"
Edison Lootin slurs, "We don'ff do duish"
Edison Lootin slurs, "We shhould probably give duaff man hish brain baggh"
Sundance Feely slurs, "we jushff gilled a deffegffive"
Sundance Feely slurs, "yeah"
Andrew Anderson [135.9] exclaims, "one of the syndacites is in the brig!"
Me and Sundance part ways, he goes to return the brain while I go to check on the brigged syndie. Anything to feel just a little in control.
PrimaCo #3 says, "This here's our station NYAH"
PrimaCo #3 says, "We own these here streets"
The prisoner won't remain quiet.
the reinforced window has been hit by PrimaCo #3 with Syndicate Teleporter Remote
the reinforced window has been hit by PrimaCo #3 with Syndicate Teleporter Remote
the reinforced window has been hit by PrimaCo #3 with Syndicate Teleporter Remote
I decide it's time for him to go sleepy, and flood the cell with N2O
Edison Lootin slurs, "shleepy ffime"
System Council Update
Oh no why is everything going wrong
Due to widespread carnage and murder, the Officers Union has commissioned an entertainment troupe to help improve morale.
Edison Lootin [145.9] slurs, "We have duree Hosh'sh. One ish mishshing, ffwo are drungh and one ish jaded ash shhiff"
Everything is still a mess. I can't handle this.
Edison Lootin [135.8] slurs, "Head meeffing on due bridge"
Then, horrible news arrives. The worst possible news. News that I simply couldn't cope with hearing.
Syndicate Agent [145.9] says, "I sundance have defected. How am I meant to control all these godamn sec officers"
Edison Lootin [145.9] slurs, "HOW duE FUggh AM I shUPPOshED ffO DO Iff ALONE?!"
Edison Lootin [145.9] slurs, "HOW gOULD YOU DO duIsh ffO ME?!"
I was...alone. A lone HoS, sat on the bridge drinking my troubles away. My officers left to their own devices, the syndicate ravaging the station, everything a mess, and worst of all my co-head had defected against me. The bottle was my only friend.
System Council Update
Happy Security Da&($*******************************
What a great party! You are all such g99** of((( -- icers!!! The officer's union l$(*(((----
Strange, I thought to myself. The message appears to have suffered interference. I guess this means Centcom won't even be able to help us anymore. I was truly alone.
Edison Lootin slurs, "'I am logghing down due bridge. Fighff amongshff yourshelvesh! Fuggh poliging duish rioff"
Then suddenly, another transmission comes through. I look up from my drink and check it.
System Council Update
**** EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM RELAY INDIGO-7****
PRIORITY ALERT. AN UNAUTHORIZED BROADCAST FROM A GROUP CLAIMING TO BE THE 'OFFICER'S UNION' HAS BEEN JAMMED. THIS IS NOT A NANOTRASEN-SANCTIONED ORGANIZATION. LIKELIHOOD OF BEING A SYNDICATE FRONT: 86%.
Holy shit! We were tricked!
System Council Update
****REGIONAL COMMAND SIGNAL FORWARDED BY RELAY INDIGO-7****
NT FACILITIES IN THIS SECTOR ARE CURRENTLY OPERATING WITHOUT SECURITY FORCES DUE TO THIS RUSE. GOD HELP US.
I rush to the communications console and call the shuttle immediately.
Edison Lootin [145.9] slurs, "Emergengy shhuffffle gall warranthfed!"
System Council Update
*** RELAYED SIGNAL INTERCEPTED FROM ORBITAL OUTPOST 5***
"All our damn guards went over to Anomalous Home Center 91 for some sort of party, we're completely defenseless here, you fucks... they've got the bridge, facility is losing air -------------"
Oh dear...
Syndicate Agent (as Sundance Feely) says, "hey"
Then suddenly...
Syndicate Agent (as Sundance Feely) says, "it is i"
Syndicate Agent (as Sundance Feely) says, "sundance"
Syndicate Agent (as Sundance Feely) says, "I wish to drink"
Syndicate Agent (as Sundance Feely) says, "like old times"
He returned.
Edison Lootin slurs, "Fine"
Syndicate Agent (as Sundance Feely) says, "i'll get more wine"
Edison Lootin [145.9] slurs, "We mushff reffurn ffo shave nanoffrashen aff onge!
Suddenly, reports of rogue buddies begin to spawn over the radio. I suddenly remember I set all the buddies to purge in my panic of being alone. I begin to recall them when suddenly...
Zero Pain [145.9] says, "NT lied to us crew the bridge is fine"
Zero Pain [145.9] exclaims, "REVOLT!"
Dr. Pritchard [145.9] says, "that was a relay from home base guys"
Edison Lootin [145.9] slurs, "We are on due wrong shffaffion"
Annabelle Rohtin [145.9] says, "ALL CLOWNS"
Zero Pain [145.9] exclaims, "REVOLT ANYWAY!"
Annabelle Rohtin [145.9] says, "WE HAVE BEEN OPRRESED"
Annabelle Rohtin [145.9] says, "REVOLT"
Annabelle Rohtin [145.9] says, "ARREST ALL OF THEM"
Annabelle Rohtin [145.9] exclaims, "REVOLT!"
Perfect. Just what we needed, a revolution.
System Council Update
STRIKE BACK
Emergency weaponry has been beamed into the HoS office.
Finally, some good news! I rush to the office to arm myself.
You have added Disruptor to the backpack.
Disruptors. Perfect.
Edison Lootin slurs, "We mushff do baffffle"
Sundance Feely pukes everywhere and passes out!
Well...I must at least...
Syndicate Agent reloads the revolver.
Syndicate Agent fires the revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the projectile!
Your armor softens the hit!
Syndicate Agent fires the revolver at the floor!
Syndicate Agent fires the revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the projectile!
Your armor softens the hit!
Syndicate Agent fires the revolver at the floor!
You are hit by the projectile!
Your armor softens the hit!
Douglas Vader collapses!
*click* *click*
Syndicate Agent fires the revolver at the floor!
Syndicate Agent fires the revolver at the floor!
Douglas Vader has been prodded with the stun baton by PrimaCo #2 (as )! Luckily it was off.
Syndicate Agent fires the revolver at the r wall!
You are hit by the projectile!
Your armor softens the hit!
Douglas Vader has been prodded with the stun baton by PrimaCo #2 (as )! Luckily it was off.
Edison Lootin attacks Syndicate Agent in the chest with Disruptor!
Douglas Vader emits a small clicking noise.
Douglas Vader seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
the security uniform catches on fire!
PrimaCo #2 (as )'s right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
PrimaCo #2 (as ) screams!
Victory is mine! Though I am left very weak.
Klaus is trying to put handcuffs on Syndicate Agent!
Edison Lootin moans.
you set the output to burst stun.
you set the output to disruptor.
you set the output to single shot stun.
Syndicate Agent says, "WHY DO I HAVE NO SUNGLASES"
you set the output to burst stun.
you set the output to disruptor.
Edison Lootin gasps, "DDDiiee sshhhhyyyynnndiiee sshhguu!!"
Syndicate Agent has been shot pointblank with Disruptor by Edison Lootin!
Syndicate Agent is hit by the disruptor!
Syndicate Agent has been shot pointblank with Disruptor by Edison Lootin!
Syndicate Agent is hit by the disruptor!
Syndicate Agent has been shot pointblank with Disruptor by Edison Lootin!
Syndicate Agent is hit by the disruptor!
PrimaCo #2 (as ) moans.
Edison Lootin tries to fire Disruptor at Syndicate Agent pointblank, but it was empty!
Edison Lootin tries to fire Disruptor at Syndicate Agent pointblank, but it was empty!
PrimaCo #2 (as ) goes pale for a second.
Another Agent defeated, but with severe consequences. I fear I will not make it.
Edison Lootin gasps, "II nneeeedd mmeeedddiggaal aaafffffffffffeentttffffiioonnnn"
You begin to recover.
You feel weak!
Your chest hurts...
Your chest hurts...
Your chest hurts!
Your heart stops beating!
Sundance tries desperately to save me and drag me to the shuttle, but it is all for naught.
Syndicate Agent (as Sundance Feely) says, "damn you"
DEAD: Ghost (Edison Lootin) moans, "I died fighitng for justice"
Sundance does battle with the remaining syndies on the escape shuttle. The whole thing is a mess, I can't tell friend from foe, everything is exploding. Nobody truly knows who won that battle.
OOC: Readster: Simply amazing
OOC: sundance420: hahah
Thank you for a fun round Cogwerks. We tried our hardest to maintain order but it was simply too much. Until next time, may order remain on the station for all.
Re: The Nanotrasen Regional Security Officers Union Conventi - Wydamn - 08-03-2013
*clap clap clap*
Re: The Nanotrasen Regional Security Officers Union Conventi - Klayboxx - 08-03-2013
Shouldn't this be in 'best moments ever 2.0'?
Don't get me wrong though this is pretty great.
Re: The Nanotrasen Regional Security Officers Union Conventi - VictorMAngoStein - 08-03-2013
I'd say these long ones deserve their own thread, like that DnD round where Sec tried to break up the game and we kicked their asses.
Re: The Nanotrasen Regional Security Officers Union Conventi - storm1911 - 08-04-2013
Pure space gold
Re: The Nanotrasen Regional Security Officers Union Conventi - Purdie - 08-05-2013
VictorMAngoStein Wrote:I'd say these long ones deserve their own thread, like that DnD round where Sec tried to break up the game and we kicked their asses.
However brief it was, I did manage to capture King Nerd (Captain)