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Dick Detroit's Clown Application. - LoveDoktor - 04-01-2020
Usual Clown name: Dicky the CLUWNE, Dickhead the Clown
BYOND username: LoveDoktor
Recommended by (if applicable): All the people in my life that I have disappointed.
Goon servers you play: Goon1
Clowning Experience:
Answer one or more of the following:
? What advice would you give to other Clowns?
Know that they're all laughing at you. All of them. The Captain, the Chief Engineer... Even the AI laughs... E-Even the walls! OH GOD, THE LAUGHTER! THE LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! All of them know that your meager existence as a clown will likely end with you living in HELL.
? What was one of your favorite Clown moments? (Either playing as a Clown or interacting with one)
Delivering a 40mm HE grenade to a clown's chest cavity via a riot launcher. The clown's response? "Oh."
Answer one or more of the following fun questions:
? Suggest a new clowning tool or gadget (i.e. bike horn, canned laughter)
Quadruple Bath Salts- You never run out of stamina, move as fast as possible... But! Consume too much quickly and your heart explodes! HONK!
? What's a prank or gimmick that you've always wanted to pull off?
I've always wanted to make my own station wide TV show. Like "Full House" but somehow even shittier and with a worse budget.
? Draw a picture!
Does Ascii count?
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ♡*(ᵘʷᵘ)*♡･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
RE: Dick Detroit's Clown Application. - Flaborized - 04-01-2020
approved