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If you had to review SS13... - space race - 06-05-2013
I was just wondering, if any of you had to actually review Space Station 13 as a whole (that means not just gibbed servers) what would you score it at? just a curious question...oh and provide plenty of details!
Re: If you had to review SS13... - BruceHenke - 06-05-2013
0/5 this game is shit
Re: If you had to review SS13... - Swedish Horror - 06-05-2013
7/10 for a human stupidity simulator
Re: If you had to review SS13... - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 06-05-2013
Awful game, worse players
Re: If you had to review SS13... - Captain_Bravo - 06-05-2013
10/10 The absolute best Space Fry Cook simulator on the market.
Re: If you had to review SS13... - Nubcake - 06-05-2013
0/10 can't poo after eating no realism
Re: If you had to review SS13... - BlackPhoenix - 06-05-2013
7/10 wish there had been more of that Flarearms character.
Re: If you had to review SS13... - APARTHEID - 06-05-2013
I didn't even a chance to play, so I can't really say! Someone blew up the PDA in my pocket, leaving me without arms. I was subsequently beaten to death with them.
Re: If you had to review SS13... - Conor12 - 06-05-2013
Graphics: Shit but improved
Gameplay: Robust combat, immersive and realistic
Music: Shit, play on mute or your ears die
Lifespan: Years
Fun: Often, sometimes not allowed
Overall: God no run the fuck away before you got addicted.
I charge fees for my reviews. Pay up.
Re: If you had to review SS13... - atomic1fire - 06-05-2013
So I load the game up, magically end up on some space station, via some spaceship, and I didn't even get to enjoy the ride.
Soon enough, some dude pushes me down, takes the money out of my pocket and runs. I of course try to make chase, but they eventually run off.
Security isn't anywhere to be seen, and I'm not about to go looking for them when it's a huge station, and I have no idea where I'm supposed to be.
I end up next to what I think is medbay, and some dude offers to cut my arm off. Disgusted, I decline, and continue walking on. it's not even two minutes before I hear a loud bang, and that's all I hear for a while after. as my PDA blows up and my character lays on the floor, presumably in pain, and I'm pretty sure I'm being looted.
I eventually make my way to medbay, where some little robot thing injects me with stuff, and it apperently heals me. I go pepper off to see the other sights, only to see two crewmen trying to punch eachother out. I try to get involved and I get knocked out, choked to death, and thrown out of the station. Such is the end of my Space station 13 experience.
Graphics 5/10.
They range from good to mediocre, with some of the things looking really nice for the artstyle, and some of it just being passable.
Gameplay 8/10. Surprisingly, parts of the game are actually well thought out, aside from the bits of random chaos that happen every round.
Other players 5/10.
The players make the game, and you aren't really sure if someone's going to mug you, make an awful joke, or throw you out the airlock to your death. On the bright side, sometimes they'll help you.
Overall 7/10. While you are more likely to be murdered then complete a round, Space station 13 is a wonderful and chaotic clash of roleplay, party game, and science fiction that's sure to either freak you out, mildly amuse you, or get you deeply involved in one of the game's many available roles.
/The story part never actually happened, I just went by the worst possible things to happen for the context of a playtest going horribly wrong.
Re: If you had to review SS13... - BillyMays - 06-05-2013
terrible
Re: If you had to review SS13... - Tteckk - 06-05-2013
1/10 Don't play this game, only thing that amused me was the cluwn jokes.
Just turn back... Turn back and run! Don't let it find you!
Re: If you had to review SS13... - Klayboxx - 06-06-2013
Conor12 Wrote:Graphics: Shit but improved
Gameplay: Robust combat, immersive and realistic
Music: Shit, play on mute or your ears die
Lifespan: Years
Fun: Often, sometimes not allowed
Overall: God no run the fuck away before you got addicted.
I charge fees for my reviews. Pay up.
Actually the sprite work is pretty good
Re: If you had to review SS13... - CaptainBravo - 06-06-2013
"literally twelve hitlers" - Game Informer
Re: If you had to review SS13... - Dauntasa - 06-06-2013
CaptainBravo Wrote:"literally twelve hitlers" - Game Informer9 out of 10 hitlers agree that ss13 is a good videogame