You weren't a true Scot after all.
Your guts settle down.
You don't feel like smiling anymore.
Hoomre Spimsopn (as Hoomri Stimsotm)'s Hoomre Spimsopn's left leg kicks him in the head somehow!
Your throat clears up.
Hoomre Spimsopn (as Hoomri Stimsotm) solidifies into a statue! Doubt they're coming back from that...
You feel a strange sickness permeate your whole body.
You can't seem to shut up!
You feel blubbery and lethargic!
One of your limbs feels a bit strange and twitchy.
You feel a bit out of place.
Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?
You feel kind of off-balance and disoriented.
Your breath smells like a fart.
You feel like your tongue's made out of lead.
They're gonna get you!!!!!
...you feel like being quiet...
It's quiet. Too quiet.
You feel sweaty.
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Your flesh begins to warp and contort weirdly!
You feel buff!
You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!
You feel Swedish, however that works.
Your eyes ache and burn.
YOU SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE SHOUTING A WHOLE LOT!!!
You suddenly seem to be able to see through everything.
Your fingers sparkle and gleam.
You notice a strange cold tingle in your fingertips.
You feel great!!
You feel drunk!
Your leg muscles feel taut and strong.
You can't seem to shut up!
You feel strange and jiggly.
You feel a strange sickness permeate your whole body.
You feel funky.
You feel like you want to smile and smile and smile forever
You feel mischievous!
You feel one with your surroundings.
You feel strange and jiggly.
Your vision blurs.
You suddenly notice more about others than you did before.
You feel hype!
You no longer feel awful and sick all over.
You feel more in control.
You feel fit!
Your limb feels fine again.
You feel firmly rooted in place again.
You no longer feel like being rude and sassy.
You feel well co-ordinated again.
Your breath no longer smells like a fart.
You feel less tongue-tied.
You calm down.
You no longer feel the need to keep your voice down.
You can hear again!
You feel much more hygenic.
You feel the right way around.
You stop warping and contorting. Phew, what a relief...
You feel wimpy and weak.
Your mind feels more clear.
The feeling of Swedishness passes.
Your eyes stop aching.
You no longer feel the need to raise your voice.
Your vision fades back to normal.
You want to behave yourself again.
You feel oddly exposed.
You feel more solid.
Your vision is no longer blurry.
You no longer feel able to sense intentions.
You don't feel so pumped anymore.
Oh christ something's gone completely batshit. Report this to a coder.x2