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RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Calebc789 - 06-30-2017
![[Image: kIlejgj.jpg]](http://i.imgur.com/kIlejgj.jpg)
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Vitatroll - 06-30-2017
Come down to Dr. Floorpills Medical Extravaganza, where you can get your gastroscopy and your colonoscopy in one procedure!
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Atlz90 - 07-01-2017
![[Image: 4uZDr4M.png]](http://i.imgur.com/4uZDr4M.png)
Quote:Kaydence Millouse rattles, "You're a fucking nerd obsessing over a corpse on a glorified toilet"
Sorrel Fischer [145.9] says, "WHERE ARE THE DRUGS AT"
Lorenzo Blessig [145.9] says, "well"
Werqtor Pailun [145.9] slurs, "III'''MM WWOORRGGIIINGGG OONNN FFFFHHE DDRRUUUGGGSSSSHH"
Sorrel Fischer [145.9] says, "affirmative
Lorenzo Blessig [145.9] says, "yeah my department is working on it"
Lorenzo Blessig [145.9] says, "would you also like me to synthesize pure love?"
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - NateTheSquid - 07-05-2017
Quote:Nathan Dunkleman sneezes.i love pepper
Nathan Dunkleman sneezes.
Nathan Dunkleman says, "1"
Nathan Dunkleman sneezes.
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Nathan Dunkleman says, "2"
Nathan Dunkleman sneezes.
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Nathan Dunkleman says, "3"
Nathan Dunkleman sneezes.
Nathan Dunkleman says, "seconds"
Nathan Dunkleman sneezes.
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RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - NateTheSquid - 07-08-2017
<NateTheSquid> JebediahSuccs
<JebediahKerman> :)
<JebediahKerman> I'll kill you
<NateTheSquid> only one being can kill me
<NateTheSquid> .pet
* Spacebee slaughters natethesquid!
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Mageziya - 07-20-2017
HeadSurgeon: vg hated us since were meeting up in the grim darkness of goonstation
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Studenterhue - 08-04-2017
Reviving this thread for our grand pal Abe, who said the following as he was stunned, cuffed, and buckled to a chair in a maint closet with a plasma tank:
Quote:Leonard Cerman tries to put the milk-laced cigarette on Abraham Lincoln!
Leonard Cerman puts the milk-laced cigarette on Abraham Lincoln!
Abraham Lincoln says, "OH NO, NOT CIGARETTES"
Without even breaking stride, Leonard Cerman flips open and lights the zippo lighter in one smooth movement.
Abraham Lincoln exclaims, "You're gonna kill me the slow way!"
Abraham Lincoln exclaims, "Through cancer!"
![[Image: FMBe69j.png]](https://i.imgur.com/FMBe69j.png)
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - PH77SER - 08-05-2017
I remember that round! I was a traitor with "kill all antags" and "hijack" as objectives. So I thought i'd have some fun stealthily assasinating people.
My first victim was ion storm. I asked if they were bored, said yes, and they followed me. Stun, cuff, remove headset. I gave them a pro puff, lit it, kicked off the plasma tank and welded the door behind me. I was hoping a detective would find that, because I intentionally left a calling card with my fingerprints.
Second victim was some other guy. Can't remember the name, I stunned, handcuffed and removed headset. I gave them an empty oxygen backpack, a breath mask, and a chair to sit on. Flicked internals on and gave them 30 pancuronium.
Third victim was Abe. Same strategy except I had an office chair because i was lazy. Problem was, office chairs can move when handcuffed, so he ALMOST escaped.
Then I got shrekt on the shuttle. Well, no. I survived by tanking everything with a stimpack. Those things are STRONG.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Technature - 08-05-2017
(08-05-2017, 12:09 AM)PH77SER Wrote: I was hoping a detective would find that, because I intentionally left a calling card with my fingerprints.
Well there's your first mistake. Overestimating the detective.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Grumpchkin - 08-06-2017
eyespider climbs onto the Skateboard.
The eyespider does a tubular nollie kick flip on the the glass airlock!
The eyespider does a frontside handstand on the the external airlock!
handspider climbs onto the Skateboard.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Superlagg - 08-06-2017
(08-06-2017, 05:43 AM)Grumpchkin Wrote: eyespider climbs onto the Skateboard.
The eyespider does a tubular nollie kick flip on the the glass airlock!
The eyespider does a frontside handstand on the the external airlock!
handspider climbs onto the Skateboard.
And they say tech decks fell out of style after the '90s.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Cyfarfod - 08-06-2017
(08-06-2017, 08:01 AM)Superlagg Wrote:(08-06-2017, 05:43 AM)Grumpchkin Wrote: eyespider climbs onto the Skateboard.
The eyespider does a tubular nollie kick flip on the the glass airlock!
The eyespider does a frontside handstand on the the external airlock!
handspider climbs onto the Skateboard.
And they say tech decks fell out of style after the '90s.
That reminds me of the first time I got to be an eyespider, I had a great time running around crying and slipping people and at some point I somehow got like, a sheriff's hat. I dunno if someone slipped it on me when I wasn't looking, or some admin declared "HATS FOR EYESPIDERS" or what. Those disgusting little monsters are actually pretty cute.
Now we need to combine the skateboarding with a backwards baseball cap. HELLA SICK-TASTIC FRESH!
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Huff H Law - 08-06-2017
<efrem> the water on the opposite side of the earth rises higher because it thinks it's safe from the moon
<efrem> water has a very poor memory and can't remember that the moon will be back
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Atlz90 - 08-09-2017
from Twitch
popecrunch: apparently i have angered god, we're having thunder and lightning out of a clear blue sky
ks3385: dammit what did you do now
popecrunch: I DON'T KNOW
that happened shortly after popecrunch bombed the fuck out of the station
Sam Guivene [145.9] says, "IT SCRATCHES AT THE INSIDES OF MY SKULL"
Sam Guivene [145.9] says, "IT SCREAMS WITH THE PAIN OF A THOUSAND DYING HEADPHONES"
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Tarmunora - 08-09-2017
From the IRC
Quote:<fosstar> a
<Tarmunora> b
<fosstar> c
<Tarmunora> d
<fosstar> e
<Tarmunora> f
<fosstar> g
<Tarmunora> h
<fosstar> i
<Tarmunora> j
<popecrunch> dog
<fosstar> k
<popecrunch> http://i.imgur.com/BWxHfsk.png
<wonk> it's ban time
<Tarmunora> l
<popecrunch> wonk give this word search to your students ok
<wonk> yee
<fosstar> m
* xales has quit (Quit: :tuiQ)
<The_Rain> Hee
<The_Rain> Also, Pope- You know those random Legion first aid quests where you go save people?
<Tarmunora> n
-skip a little while-
<Jyggalag> what ever happened to that guy?
<Cyfarfod> .seen thenewteddy
<Spacebee> thenewteddy was last seen 121 days, 7 hours ago saying: o
thenewteddy kept the alphabet going, 121 days in advance. Impressive