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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Fox McCloud - 05-20-2014
There can never be too many Greater Domestic Space Bees
![[Image: allthebees_zps57c75c47.png]](http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/Fox_P_McCloud/allthebees_zps57c75c47.png)
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 05-20-2014
Fox McCloud Wrote:There can never be too many Greater Domestic Space BeesThis. It is now my next goal to get more than that amount of bees in one round.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Zuggeh - 05-20-2014
A recent round on LLJK #4 had me as a changeling. There were only a handful of us playing, so I decided to not immediately start killing people and instead started hunting down monkeys. The AI or somebody must have seen me drag one away, because out of nowhere the captain and AI shell rushed me and killed me. Luckily, I had neurotox'd the cap before I went down, so he got headspidered. He had locked himself in disposals and instructed the AI to gib him once I gained control. I wasn't going to give up so easily, and the captain HAPPENED to have a hand tele on him which I used to GTFO. Cue the AI shell and I having an epic battle across the station, it bolting and shocking all the doors it can, me shambling around trying to get to the shuttle before the round ends. I finally was able to murder the shell, absorb the last person I needed, and busted my way through the shuttle window 5 seconds before it launched. Best changeling round I have ever had, and I only fought 3 or so players. In retrospect, I'm pretty sure an admin was on my side because I somehow had 99 DNA from only absorbing one monkey.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Fox McCloud - 05-20-2014
Lavastage Wrote:This. It is now my next goal to get more than that amount of bees in one round.
There was about ~120 space bees there.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - rulib - 05-20-2014
I was able to talk to the mainframe. Sadly and despite the help of Angriest IBM I was unable to send it a file via voice.
Rue Libbe says, "address_1=020020f6&command=term_connect&device=HUI_TERMINAL&sender=02016a07"
[30:27:7]:address_1=02016a07; command=term_message; data=Welcome to DWAINE System VI!|nPlease try not to kill yourselves today.|nPlease enter card and "term_login"; render=multiline; sender=020020f6;
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - TheTrixRabitt - 05-22-2014
This is a story of a clown who had to pay a fine of 500 credits to a captain who hated honking.
Then I was caught honking.
Then the clown got revenge on the captain and avenged his fellow honkers, revengence you could say.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - LeadRobot - 05-22-2014
TheTrixRabitt Wrote:This is a story of a clown who had to pay a fine of 500 credits to a captain who hated honking.
I was trying to make Honkloose. It didn't work out.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - lifehole - 05-22-2014
Alright so last night someone floored the chapel entirely with Maebite, which I guess, by what cogwerks said, is a mix of explosion resistant material and erebite. He detonated it, and the server just completely halted. As AI all I saw was these trippy blinking floor tiles of the chapel, and in the middle a weird explosion hole that had a regenerating floor appearing every couple of seconds then dissapearing again. Weird stuff.
![[Image: 8Wjgl.png]](http://puu.sh/8Wjgl.png)
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - parf - 05-22-2014
it was pretty boring except for the constant stream of farting, slapping and screams at the beginning.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - LinkDaWolf - 05-23-2014
This is Good Telecrystal heavy armor.
A heavily armored suit that protects against moderate damage. It is made of Telecrystal.
It is a normal-sized item.
This is Good Telecrystal slag shovel.
Used to remove slag from the arc smelter. It is made of Telecrystal.
It is a normal-sized item.
This is Good Fibcrystal jumpsuit.
A generic jumpsuit with no rank markings. It is made of Fibcrystal.
It is a normal-sized item.
Skunk Man [145.9] says, "i now have a pure telecrystal set of armor a pure telecrystal shovel and a telecrystal jumpsuit. what could go wrong"
You suddenly teleport ...
Skunk Man [145.9] says, "im in space"
i later lost my pure telecrystal shovel so i made one out of syreline/telecrystal. blinging tbh
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - lifehole - 05-23-2014
So, shotgunbill and popecrunch are both drunk right now.... Every single disaster has been activated.
![[Image: 8YpMR.png]](http://puu.sh/8YpMR.png)
![[Image: 8YpQD.png]](http://puu.sh/8YpQD.png)
![[Image: 8Yq2T.png]](http://puu.sh/8Yq2T.png)
![[Image: 8Yqpr.png]](http://puu.sh/8Yqpr.png)
![[Image: 8Yqvi.png]](http://puu.sh/8Yqvi.png)
Sorry if those are too big in resolution, don't know how to thumbtag on this forum.
![[Image: 8YqIF.png]](http://puu.sh/8YqIF.png)
Also, shotgunbill is hilarious.
Code:
OOC: Shotgunbill: this round is the metaphysical representation of how my ass feels after eating bad curry last night
OOC: Shotgunbill: as you can see, everything is red, sirens are going off, lots of strange noises and its exploding
OOC: Shotgunbill: the ss13 manor is actually a nearby mcdonalds that has wifi
OOC: Shotgunbill: its kinda like the playboy mansion but we're all fat and white
OOC: Shotgunbill: yeah please don't talk about "girls" that upsets the administration and brings back BAD MEMORIES
OOC: ProcitizenSA: rules are now illegal
OOC: ProcitizenSA: if you follow the rules youre banned
OOC: ProcitizenSA: good round imo like to see this more in teh futureOverall, a normal round in ss13.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - OMJ - 05-23-2014
A round in which Elmo and Shrek reigned supreme and a horde of yetis killed everyone on the station just occurred
Only one person could stop the evil. Cadence, who proceeded to chaos dunk the sun in the solarium to restart the round and defeat shrek.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Spy_Guy - 05-23-2014
![[Image: nRIksqf.png]](http://i.imgur.com/nRIksqf.png)
Quote:OOC: Herr_Spy_Guy: Life + Stable Mutagen + Segway blood
OOC: Pizzatiger: segway has blood?
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Haine - 05-23-2014
Spy_Guy Wrote:The Space Segway comes to life!
![[Image: mZL62WB.png]](http://i.imgur.com/mZL62WB.png)
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Readster - 05-23-2014
Take a good look people...This is the future...