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RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - UrsulaMejor - 11-18-2016

10:33] <@Hokie> I have no desire to go to work tomorrow
[10:33] <@Hokie> ugh
[10:34] <~wonkk> what kind of CUNT works on a saturday
[10:34] <Urs> Me
[10:34] <~wonkk> owned
[10:34] <Urs> I work thursday through Sunday
[10:34] <@Hokie> It’s one of the only days I can work
[10:35] <Urs> 4 ten hour shifts
[10:35] <&Haine> well I imagine hookers make better money on the weekends, so probably your mom does wonk
[10:35] <@Hokie> OH SNAP
[10:35] <Urs> Jesus, Haine
[10:35] <@Hokie> That was fucking sikk

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - NateTheSquid - 11-24-2016

Feel like I summarised goon pretty well:

<NateTheSquid> like on rp its like "oh hi how are you today fine sir" and on goon its like "gimme your hat or ill fart on your wife"

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Wraithcraft - 11-27-2016

This is an old one so I didn't get a screenshot.
<me as captain>
<someone else> Captain, I know we need the money, but jesus!

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - NateTheSquid - 11-30-2016

hoknres says, "nothing"
Fuel Tank detonates in a huge blast!
The toxin first aid catches on fire!
You feel less in-tune with your body.
Since you have died, you are no longer a mindslave! Do not obey your former master's orders even if you've been brought back to life somehow.

After Ian Stan Gibbs told me to put a pill in a fuel tank on the shuttle, after it left. We were the only two there, so I did.

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Grumpchkin - 12-03-2016

Santa Claus [145.9] says, "WHO THE FUCK WUOLD TRY TO BOMB SANTA"

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - CaptainBravo - 12-04-2016

Quote:(12:53 PM) <pooner> anyone got a spare video card laying around?
(12:53 PM) <TheNewTeddy> I got one
(12:53 PM) <Sarphonius> Discount Dans vending machine repair pods
(12:54 PM) <TheNewTeddy> Client: HexChat 2.12.3 • OS: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional (x64) • CPU: Intel® Core™2 Duo CPU     E8500  @ 3.16GHz (3.17GHz) • Memory: 7.9 GiB Total (4.6 GiB Free) • Storage: 222.9 GiB / 232.8 GiB (9.9 GiB Free) • VGA: AMD Radeon HD 5450 • Uptime: 3d 12h 10m 56s
(12:54 PM) <TheNewTeddy> see^
(12:54 PM) <TheNewTeddy> let me pull it out of my computer at this exact instant for you
(12:54 PM) * TheNewTeddy ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: I'm mad someone or am testing something)
(12:54 PM) <pooner> no don't


RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Calebc789 - 12-04-2016

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edit: shijoverring=shivering

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Mageziya - 12-06-2016

(12-06-2016, 08:00 AM)Superlagg Wrote: I knew we'd end up digging the solarium good ending out of something's ass.


RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Musketman12 - 12-06-2016

MENTORHELP: DuckmanDank: i keep bursting out of things, i cant wear anything
MENTOR PM: TO DuckmanDank: You're obese, fatass. Take some mutadone to fix it.
MENTORHELP: DuckmanDank: i guess. i dont know how that happened. thanks
MENTOR PM: Sartorius7 ---> DuckmanDank: We don't mean to fatshame, but goddamn you put the blob to shame
MENTORHELP: DuckmanDank: fuckin lol

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Calebc789 - 12-07-2016

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RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Mcspizzy - 12-07-2016

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RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Schwicky_Schwag - 12-11-2016

DOTHEDEW.txt

SS13 Addict is Aft, by the way.

 
schwicky_schwag: inexplicable mountain dew kickstart
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna check the expiration date
schwicky_schwag: october 24, 2016
SS13 Addict: EUGH
SS13 Addict: Are you REALLY that desperate?
schwicky_schwag: ask on irc whether i should do it
SS13 Addict: ask me
schwicky_schwag: no, ask on irc
SS13 Addict: no that's probably dangerous
schwicky_schwag: if i should Do the Dew
schwicky_schwag: did you ask
SS13 Addict: do I have to? I really don't want you to
schwicky_schwag: yes ask
SS13 Addict: on it
schwicky_schwag: i have a history of doing stupid things for fame
schwicky_schwag: and doing stupid things in general
SS13 Addict: okay I asked
schwicky_schwag: did you paste the logs
schwicky_schwag: SS13 Addict: no
schwicky_schwag: inexplicable mountain dew kickstart
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna check the expiration date
schwicky_schwag: october 24, 2016
SS13 Addict: EUGH
SS13 Addict: Are you REALLY that desperate?
schwicky_schwag: ask on irc whether i should do it
SS13 Addict: ask me
schwicky_schwag: no, ask on irc
SS13 Addict: no that's probably dangerous
schwicky_schwag: if i should Do the Dew
SS13 Addict: <Aesculus> yes
<BlackrayJack> Um.
<DarkChis> yes
<BlackrayJack> That's incredibly dumb.
<BlackrayJack> Don't do it.
<BlackrayJack> Seriously.
<Arborinus> he should warm it up
<Aesculus> DO THE DEW
<looselystyled> He'll probably die
SS13 Addict: oh
SS13 Addict: what
SS13 Addict: HOW DID I COPY SOMETHING THAT WAS IN A DIFFERENT WINDOW?!
schwicky_schwag: magic
SS13 Addict: <aft2001> hello, I'm talking to schwicky on Steam and he found some mountain dew. That expired in October. He's asking if he should do the dew. Yes or no?
<Aesculus> yes
<BlackrayJack> Um.
<DarkChis> yes
<BlackrayJack> That's incredibly dumb.
<BlackrayJack> Don't do it.
<BlackrayJack> Seriously.
<Arborinus> he should warm it up
<Aesculus> DO THE DEW
<looselystyled> He'll probably die
<looselystyled> So the answer is a soft maybe.
<Pacra> let it age longer imo
<DarkChis> wow
<BlackrayJack> aft2001 seriously tell him not to do it.
<Avack> Drink!
<Hephasto> yes
<Hephasto> drink it
SS13 Addict: Don't
SS13 Addict: Please
SS13 Addict: Just don't
SS13 Addict: Seriously
SS13 Addict: It's probably going to really hurt you
SS13 Addict: This is worse than dumb
SS13 Addict: It's potentially lethal
SS13 Addict: Don't
SS13 Addict: I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO
SS13 Addict: DON'T
schwicky_schwag: i'm looking it up
SS13 Addict: DON'T FUCKING DRINK IT
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna open it and smell it first
schwicky_schwag: also might wanna paste what I say in IRC
SS13 Addict: Don't drink it
SS13 Addict: Seriously
SS13 Addict: Smell it, fine
SS13 Addict: A TASTE is fine
SS13 Addict: But a sip, no
schwicky_schwag: smells like regular mtn dew kickstart
schwicky_schwag: but does it TASTE like it?
SS13 Addict: if you drink it
SS13 Addict: you're banned from irc
schwicky_schwag: okay fine
SS13 Addict: blackrayjack said that
schwicky_schwag: i won't drink it
schwicky_schwag: i'm gonna go pour it down the sink and toss the can I guess
SS13 Addict: Good
SS13 Addict: Good on you
schwicky_schwag: ugh there
schwicky_schwag: i threw it awy
schwicky_schwag: away


Look at that guy puke

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - NateTheSquid - 12-12-2016

<NateTheSquid> http://natethesquid.tumblr.com/post/154365144642/i-wrote-a-story

literally less than 10 seconds later:

<drsingh> your story sucks
<drsingh> i'm a very fast reader

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Boon Yoon - 12-14-2016

Baron Johnson [145.9] says, "I'm new here, is there always supposed to be screaming in the distance"

RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Mageziya - 12-15-2016

(12-15-2016, 07:19 AM)Wire Wrote: how in the sweet monkey fuck are ghostdrones getting mutations jesus christ