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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Xeram - 03-16-2014
YJHGHTFH Wrote:I am v. good at my job
You have to be to cut someone's arm off while giving them brain surgery.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Conor12 - 03-16-2014
![[Image: o5K1vXv.png]](http://i.imgur.com/o5K1vXv.png)
I couldn't even begin to describe the chaos I caused in the bar by making everyone a chef/barman/assistant. The gibber was well used.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - YJHGHTFH - 03-16-2014
Xeram Wrote:It was my own armYJHGHTFH Wrote:I am v. good at my job
You have to be to cut someone's arm off while giving them brain surgery.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 03-16-2014
Martian diplomat shows up on the server (this should be good)
some of the crew want to bomb the alien, other half want peace.
Negotiations begin, this mostly consists of one guy making stuff up while he goes along, and the alien is just a player (admin probably) speaking gibberish.
alien and some other people get really drunk.
Finally it is agreed upon that some of the crew will deathmatch as tribute.
I get a stupid idea: Since the alien is bound to eventually kill us all anyway, time to do something incredibly funny, stupid, and dangerous which may result in the rest of the station being massacred (dumb idea)
I put pee in a glass and then force-fed it to the diplomat.
The martian screams, I get murdered by alien powers, and the rest of the crew is assaulted, even massacred by an army of unhappy martians.
Turns out the admin was just waiting for an excuse to sick an army of martians on everyone, but that was one of the funniest, and dumbest things I ever did.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 03-16-2014
Addendum: it wasn't the people who wanted to kill the alien, bomb it, or kidnap it that killed us all, it was me.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Dabir - 03-17-2014
I was getting a bit frustrated at the difficulty I was having with the mechanics components, so I went onto IRC and had a chat with Keelin. A few minutes and one round start later, Mechanics had a new Toggle component. In other words, bits of memory. 30 minutes or so into the round, I used it to make a four-bit adder... which I forgot to screenshot god dammit.
This is a best moment for now. But I'm confident it's just a beginning. I'm sure there's much greater things ahead...
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 03-20-2014
Dan McStan asks, "wanna go on an adventure?"
Oberez Kalashnikov says, "YES"
Oberez Kalashnikov exclaims, "TO FREEDOM!"
Oberez Kalashnikov [145.9] says, "OH FUCK"
Oberez Kalashnikov [145.9] says, "HI AI"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "tell him i said hi"
Dan McStan says, "tell him i said hi"
Oberez Kalashnikov [145.9] exclaims, "Dan says hi!"
Box [145.9] states, "Get the hell out of here."
Reef Nash [145.9] asks, "What the hell are you guys doing the AI chamber?"
Oberez Kalashnikov [145.9] exclaims, "I'M IN A WALL!"
I have a newfound love for telescience.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lavastage - 03-20-2014
Central Protectorate Update
Currency Sensor Readings
High currency levels detected in Hydroponics
ADMIN LOG: Lavastage/(Dan McStan) has created a command report
Noah Buttes says, "Oh shit, millions of dollars"
DEAD: Ghost (Cadence Knapenberger) laments, "THE DOSH"
DEAD: Ghost (Carl Warren) laments, "Well, the announcement isn't lying"
DEAD: Ghost (Lillian Rivers) moans, "Oh man, dungeon run!"
ADMIN: Wirewraith: this may be quite hard for a dude to beat heh
Rusty Shackleford asks, "so what monstrosity is attacking the station?"
ADMIN: Lavastage: yeah
I probably didn't take my admin quest reward as far as I hoped, but it was still worth it.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lantern - 03-20-2014
Lavastage Wrote:Central Protectorate Update
Currency Sensor Readings
High currency levels detected in Hydroponics
ADMIN LOG: Lavastage/(Dan McStan) has created a command report
Noah Buttes says, "Oh shit, millions of dollars"
DEAD: Ghost (Cadence Knapenberger) laments, "THE DOSH"
DEAD: Ghost (Carl Warren) laments, "Well, the announcement isn't lying"
DEAD: Ghost (Lillian Rivers) moans, "Oh man, dungeon run!"
ADMIN: Wirewraith: this may be quite hard for a dude to beat heh
Rusty Shackleford asks, "so what monstrosity is attacking the station?"
ADMIN: Lavastage: yeah
I probably didn't take my admin quest reward as far as I hoped, but it was still worth it.
They did make it with the DOSH didnt they?
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Amuys - 03-22-2014
That Ornstein and Smough escape battle was interesting.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - UrsulaMejor - 03-22-2014
Mild Solarium spoilers ahead:
![[Image: gy8TOPh]](http://imgur.com/gy8TOPh)
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - UrsulaMejor - 03-22-2014
Sorry for doublepost, but also, did NO ONE think to post THIS round?
![[Image: o0P4b79]](http://imgur.com/o0P4b79)
http://imgur.com/o0P4b79
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Lantern - 03-24-2014
UrsulaMejor Wrote:Sorry for doublepost, but also, did NO ONE think to post THIS round?
http://imgur.com/o0P4b79
Oh my god. The great box war. How could I have forgotten it!?
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Dabir - 03-26-2014
![[Image: LLJK%20%233%20%5BUS%5D%20Memorial%20HQ%2...230419.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/35543277/LLJK%20%233%20%5BUS%5D%20Memorial%20HQ%2063%202014-03-26%20230419.png)
The monstrosity of Science Gone Too Far beeps, "butt"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 03-27-2014
What's it do, it's not a adding machine is it?
I can only imagine someone trying to make mechanics turing complete.
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