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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Rahky - 11-26-2012
![[Image: Tv2Tb.png]](http://i.imgur.com/Tv2Tb.png)
Cut off: "Admin PM from - MagicMountain: bug report: a virtual owl man riding a virtual go kart passed me in space today"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 11-26-2012
Today I successfully suicided-bombed a run-away Singurlarity in Engineering. Thus saving the station for it to be bombed about five more times due to traitors.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Crumplehat - 11-26-2012
[Captain demanding some outrageous drink involving blood from the barman]
Captain: "Well make it happen or I'll shut down your little bar operation!"
Barman: "But this bar is my life... I've poured my heart and soul into this bar..."
Me (Sec): Captain, don't hustle the crew.
[Kira Taggart punches (captain)!]
[Kira Taggart stuns (captain)!]
Captain: "I'll hussle--NGH!!"
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Conor12 - 11-28-2012
I had riot gear armour, lasers, an e-mag, thermals, vampire and bball powers. I was clearly a sec officer with nothing to lose.
I was farting on the innocent and cluwning random guys, one of which was Heiraphont who unfortunately just gibbed everywhere instead of cluwning. Poor him. Another dropped an e-mag, but he was a cluwne so I let him keep it. I ate the captain and some guy who was probably griefing.
I was on a stroll, with only two murders on my name, I had planned to chaos dunk later in the round UNTIL SUDDENLY a cluwne found a taser. He shot me and took my b-ball, and chaos dunked without hesitation.
I had nowhere to run, and simply chaos dunked as well, went out with a bang.
RIP station.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Matthew951 - 11-28-2012
Just concluded: 34 players, all of them traitors, total space-deathmatch
Just me and someone by the name of Skitsojd (I think) made it out alive. Me, with my prison attire and razor blade, him with his... I don't actually know how he managed. But there was much blood, and much rejoicing. In that order.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Nitrous - 11-29-2012
![[Image: kAp5x.png]](http://i.imgur.com/kAp5x.png)
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - CaptainBravo - 11-29-2012
had that stupid crown on my head for more than an hour because fried food is amazing. shoved people over and farted on them/stole from them. bunch of people hit me in retaliation and ended up in space
round after that someone spawned a bunch of ducks into the ai core and things got crazy. i hit a guy after the round ended and somehow he exploded and blew all the ducks up
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OOC: Brightcaller: fuck I absorbed 10 but no shuttle
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OOC: Goodham: no
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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Conor12 - 12-01-2012
Asiaq the seal and I, lone survivors of the sealary massacre. We were bombed, Draco came to our aid. All I could do was gasp and point at the seal. It's life held more value. Draco understood and made sure it escaped. But suddenly another bomb. Asiaq NOOOOOO.
Aphtonites then played funeral music.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - BlackPhoenix - 12-01-2012
Conor12 Wrote:Asiaq the seal and I, lone survivors of the sealary massacre. We were bombed, Draco came to our aid. All I could do was gasp and point at the seal. It's life held more value. Draco understood and made sure it escaped. But suddenly another bomb. Asiaq NOOOOOO.But, what's that? Within the safe confines of the market, protected from the hungry singularity by the valor of a single Jebediah Flarearms and his suicidal nature, WILLY LIVES!
Aphtonites then played funeral music.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Conor12 - 12-01-2012
BlackPhoenix Wrote:Best moment ever! YAAAAY SEALS.Conor12 Wrote:Asiaq the seal and I, lone survivors of the sealary massacre. We were bombed, Draco came to our aid. All I could do was gasp and point at the seal. It's life held more value. Draco understood and made sure it escaped. But suddenly another bomb. Asiaq NOOOOOO.But, what's that? Within the safe confines of the market, protected from the hungry singularity by the valor of a single Jebediah Flarearms and his suicidal nature, WILLY LIVES!
Aphtonites then played funeral music.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Sundance - 12-03-2012
The day the syndicates killed the entire crew without the nuclear bomb.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Coolguye - 12-03-2012
Sundance Wrote:The day the syndicates killed the entire crew without the nuclear bomb.This was shortly after the Syndicate boss destroyed the disk with an ill-advised bombing.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Conor12 - 12-03-2012
Sundance Wrote:The day the syndicates killed the entire crew without the nuclear bomb.I've seen meteors wreck the syndicate shuttle and destroy the nuke entirely.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Sundance - 12-03-2012
Coolguye Wrote:Sundance Wrote:The day the syndicates killed the entire crew without the nuclear bomb.This was shortly after the Syndicate boss destroyed the disk with an ill-advised bombing.
To reiterate, the main reason I was cursing at you as I tumbled into the depth of space was because sequence of events from my eyes was: Me emagging the door so that the crewmate could enter, Me leaving only to see a bomb at the window which I dramatically screamed "no NO", me running back to get the crewmate out of there, only to be blown away by the blast and seeing scrap and gibs before going unconscious. I thought the other syndie got blown up in the blast. Luckily it was just the silly captain.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Coolguye - 12-03-2012
Sundance Wrote:To reiterate, the main reason I was cursing at you as I tumbled into the depth of space was because sequence of events from my eyes was:Yeah my dumb ass didn't see you with an emag, so I didn't think we had a route to the Captain. I figured I needed to do something before a crew member barged in and dragged the body away, so I went "stand back, I've got a bomb", but I guess you guys didn't understand what I meant (and I should've been more sure because, you know, BOMB).
Cogwerks actually PMed me after the bombing and said 'CONGRATULATIONS, YOU BLEW UP THE DISK', to which I simply replied 'oops?'
It was a pretty ignoble mistake to make, but fortunately it was my only major fuckup the whole round and our boarding party went on a pretty righteous murder spree inside the station.