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RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Arborinus - 07-28-2016
(07-24-2016, 07:40 PM)Arborinus Wrote: Hoh the monkey, nicknamed "Hoh shit"
You have analyzed Hoh's vitals.
--------------------------------
Analyzing Results for Hoh:
Overall Status: DEAD
Damage Specifics: 0 - 0 - 0 - 5328
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 20.0001°C (68.0002°F)
Blood level: NORMAL
Subject is braindead.
My Nerd Crusher device has blown this previous post out of the water. Further testing must be done.
![[Image: A7VXyBR.png]](http://i.imgur.com/A7VXyBR.png)
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - CounterfeitFaker - 07-28-2016
(07-28-2016, 12:06 PM)Grek Wrote: But how does the revolver pie get to the person PDAing? What.
When you throw a revolver pie at someone the game acts like you just used the revolver on yourself.
Even if you throwing the revolver pie is from across the station, via PDA message.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Grek - 07-28-2016
...Do Graviton accelerators treat the person who triggered it as the thrower?
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Houka - 07-28-2016
(07-28-2016, 03:15 PM)Grek Wrote: ...Do Graviton accelerators treat the person who triggered it as the thrower?Yes. That's how the russian revolver pie works. That's why even if you use a button or some PDA message magic to activate it, it will still kill you. It's easier to just set up a button labeled 'THIS BUTTON WILL KILL YOU' and wait for someone to press it, tbh
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - 69andahalf - 07-30-2016
<Wire> goonstation features: just things coders forgot to finish
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Vitatroll - 07-30-2016
(07-28-2016, 08:37 PM)Houka Wrote:Best usages I've seen so far would be the mechanic setting up a self-defense system that would sic monkeys on anyone who broke into mechanics and the one Erik set up that made your hands bloody. It's been a thing for good while.(07-28-2016, 03:15 PM)Grek Wrote: ...Do Graviton accelerators treat the person who triggered it as the thrower?Yes. That's how the russian revolver pie works. That's why even if you use a button or some PDA message magic to activate it, it will still kill you. It's easier to just set up a button labeled 'THIS BUTTON WILL KILL YOU' and wait for someone to press it, tbh
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - DreamCarver - 08-03-2016
Quote:As Security on the NSS Destiny. Roman's the captain, getting in fights with Medbay for literally no reason. We also have a soviet AI and a russian cook. I've invited everyone into GenPop because power's out in security main. We're talking about the most recent fight.
Jordan Lawson (Me) says, "There's been a lot of shit going down recently."
Jordan Lawson says, "I need it to stop."
Sharalyn Kelly (Another Sec officer) says, "science include slaping an officer and eating all the donuts"
Roman Lawhon (our... Captain) says, "I literally ate only one donut."
Mandy Lopsher (Medical Director) says, "i looked up your record lawson"
Mandy Lopsher flips in Jordan Lawson's general direction.
Roman Lawhon exclaims, "And you said you deserved it!"
Sergey Alexandr (Comrade Chef) says, "I can make more donute"
Roman Lawhon says, "My name isn't Lawson."
Mandy Lopsher says, "so your 30 and your a captain and a medical genius"
Jordan Lawson says, "I'm Lawson."
Jordan Lawson says, "He's Law HUN"
Mandy Lopsher says, "oh whoops"
Roman Lawhon asks, "Why does everyone call me 'Rowan' or 'Lawson'?"
Roman Lawhon says, "I'm sick of it."
Jordan Lawson shrugs.
Sharalyn Kelly says, "as a kind gesture for the captian but i didn't understand why"
Sergey Alexandr says, "How about"
Jordan Lawson asks, "Rowan?"
Roman Lawhon says, "Also, lets face it."
Jordan Lawson asks, "What the hell?"
Sergey Alexandr says, "We remove kebab"
Sergey Alexandr says, "Solve problem"
Roman Lawhon says, "Nanotrasen hires anyone as a captain nowadays."
Mandy Lopsher says, "no no i had it right"
Jordan Lawson asks, "Kebab?"
[At this point, Kebab?? and the captain's history become two separate conversations happening in the same room. Confusion.]
Mandy Lopsher says, "you are 30"
Sergey Alexandr says, "We kebablimate"
Mandy Lopsher says, "and some how both of those things"
Sergey Alexandr says, "The kebab"
Jordan Lawson asks, "What kebab?"
Sergey Alexandr says, "Kebab"
Jordan Lawson says, "Sergey please explain what kebab has to do with this"
Roman Lawhon asks, "It was a totally legitimate school of medicine, okay?"
Sergey Alexandr says, "Kebab cause problem"
Sergey Alexandr says, "We remove kebab"
Mandy Lopsher says, "i think this captain isnt as he seems"
Jordan Lawson says, "What the fuck is a kebab"
Sergey Alexandr says, "NT strong"
Roman Lawhon asks, "I mean, vivisection is in everyone's curriculum, right?"
Sharalyn Kelly sneezes.
Mandy Lopsher says, "there isnt much on his records"
Sharalyn Kelly has added the security starter kit to the backpack!
Sergey Alexandr says, "Kebab-b-gone"
Jordan Lawson says, "Now, now, Doctor."
Sergey Alexandr says, "As chef am expert kebablimator"
Jordan Lawson says, "Don't start accusing him over nothing."
Mandy Lopsher asks, "you want to see them?"
Jordan Lawson says, "I've seen them."
So yeah, Kebab.
Also from that round:
Quote:Jordan Lawson says, "I have to steel myself for the spanking of a thirty year old man"
Quote me on that. Please.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Frank_Stein - 08-03-2016
Reading that summary kinda makes me wish ingame text chat worked like that, with everyone having a unique shade of color related to their job ID when they talked.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - DreamCarver - 08-03-2016
(08-03-2016, 02:00 AM)Frank_Stein Wrote: Reading that summary kinda makes me wish ingame text chat worked like that, with everyone having a unique shade of color related to their job ID when they talked.
So, depending on the stripe on your ID, your name was colored that way? That'd be super cool.
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - poland spring - 08-04-2016
Yes, add color, and kebab
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - DreamCarver - 08-04-2016
(08-04-2016, 06:12 AM)poland spring Wrote: Yes, add color, and kebab
Quote:Jordan Lawson says, "What the fuck is a kebab"
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - DreamCarver - 08-09-2016
Quote:Mauricio Cooper says, "HELP"
Mauricio Cooper says, "PAST-ME IS A DOUCHE"
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Mageziya - 08-10-2016
(08-10-2016, 12:58 PM)misto Wrote: space hermit crabs that dwell in the severed butts and scuttle about
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - NateTheSquid - 08-12-2016
Nathan Dunkleman says, "Chillin' in the church, all i can think is 'damn this hurts', my body full of bugs, yeah i just want some hugs"
Nathan Dunkleman says, "i saw a vamp, he seemed pretty bamf, he said bluh and i said whuh"
Nathan Dunkleman says, "Now I'm alone, i'd talk to anyone, even Sylvester Stalone"
Nathan Dunkleman says, "Rapping away my time, not doing any crime"
Nathan Dunkleman says, "Bored as all heck, maybe I'll slice someones neck"
FUCK YOU says, "i hope its your own"
Nathan Dunkleman says, "beepsky runs past, chasing a guy going fast"
Nathan Dunkleman says, "he swings the baton but cant hit the guy with the snazzy hat on"
RE: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Musketman12 - 08-13-2016
Death dies!