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Re: Overheard On The Station - TheRedScare - 07-23-2013
Dr. Pritchard says, "Smukey ves un oonruboost nun sfedeesh nerd. und he-a gut beet oop ffur eet"
Said Pritchard after him and 3 people beat me to death with batons in what has supposed to be a 1vs1 I still held em off and I died because I let them live. *cries*
Re: Overheard On The Station - Nubcake - 07-23-2013
the smooth contraption suddenly flays Lewis Skark open!
Lewis Skark screams!
Lewis Skark's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
*scream
Re: Overheard On The Station - Xeram - 07-24-2013
TheRedScare Wrote:Dr. Pritchard says, "Smukey ves un oonruboost nun sfedeesh nerd. und he-a gut beet oop ffur eet"
Said Pritchard after him and 3 people beat me to death with batons in what has supposed to be a 1vs1 I still held em off and I died because I let them live. *cries*
I only used the baton to stun the officer trying to interfere
Otherwise you just got beat up for being an unrobust wimp.
Re: Overheard On The Station - TheRedScare - 07-24-2013
My feelings have been badly hurt. *cries*
I shall knock you out easily when we next 1vs1
Re: Overheard On The Station - Klayboxx - 07-24-2013
I'll knock you both out, scrubs.
Re: Overheard On The Station - TheRedScare - 07-24-2013
Stretch armstrong mode. Activate. *Spam clicks grab*
![[Image: stretch_armstrong1.jpg]](http://manhattaninfidel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/stretch_armstrong1.jpg)
Re: Overheard On The Station - VictorMAngoStein - 07-24-2013
Elth: I wonder if you can synthesize blackpowder inside yourself by drinking your own pee
Re: Overheard On The Station - CaptainBravo - 07-25-2013
Quote:Nikolas Barrett [145.9] says, "WELCOME TO THE 2356 SPACE BOXING CHAMPIONSHIPS"
Nikolas Barrett [145.9] says, "THERE IS BOXING AND STUFF HAPPENING"
Nikolas Barrett [145.9] says, "YEAH"
Old Man [145.9] says, "MY DOPE"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "yes indeed, nikolas. this promises to be an exciting fight. amidst dozens of allegations of doping, these three MONOLITHS are squaring off to see who can truly stand at the top."
Old Man [145.9] says, "IT HAS FAILED ME"
Nikolas Barrett [145.9] says, "YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, MOON"
[time]
Nikolas Barrett [145.9] says, "SHAME"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "in a stunning revelation, it seems that all of our top contenders have been smashed to bits"
Nikolas Barrett sighs.
Nikolas Barrett [145.9] says, "Welp."
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "truly a shameful day for the world of illegal meth fighting"
Vaughn Moon [145.9] says, "i mean PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE BOXING"
Code:
All boxers has been officially yelled at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for Shamefulness on 25/07/53.
Issued by: Nikolas Barrett - Security OfficerCode:
Vaughn Moon has been officially told off by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for Illegal broadcasting of perfectly legal boxing on 25/07/53.
Issued by: Enga Klovdotter - Security Officerin the game of doping, you juice then you die
Re: Overheard On The Station - Readster - 07-25-2013
Quote:Dr. Swedlokim says, "YOU MELTED MY BOMB"I am a hero with CLF3. All hail me.
Chemistry 101 - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 07-25-2013
Code:
Damian Garneys stares.
Rube Potter says, "Two girls beat me up"
Rube Potter says, "Please get me some steroids"
Damian Garneys asks, "you beat yourself up?"
Rube Potter says, "I need steroids to become strong"
Damian Garneys says, "goto the gym nerd"
Rube Potter says, "I cant they will hurt me again"
Damian Garneys says, "what sort of steroids"
Rube Potter says, "The stuff that will make me strong"
Damian Garneys says, "here you go rube"
This is a beaker. It is a tiny item.
A beaker. Can hold up to 50 units.
It contains:
30 units of methamphetamine
Damian Garneys says, "a nice glass of meth"
Rube Potter exclaims, "Thanks!!!"Re: Chemistry 101 - Nubcake - 07-25-2013
FrontlineAcrobat4 Wrote:Code:Damian Garneys stares.
Rube Potter says, "Two girls beat me up"
Rube Potter says, "Please get me some steroids"
Damian Garneys asks, "you beat yourself up?"
Rube Potter says, "I need steroids to become strong"
Damian Garneys says, "goto the gym nerd"
Rube Potter says, "I cant they will hurt me again"
Damian Garneys says, "what sort of steroids"
Rube Potter says, "The stuff that will make me strong"
Damian Garneys says, "here you go rube"
This is a beaker. It is a tiny item.
A beaker. Can hold up to 50 units.
It contains:
30 units of methamphetamine
Damian Garneys says, "a nice glass of meth"
Rube Potter exclaims, "Thanks!!!"
I later died in an TOTALLY UNRELATED meth explosion, RIP
Re: Overheard On The Station - Readster - 07-28-2013
MENTORHELP: AdmiralBucket/(Daniel Jenkins): How do I stab myself in the eyes with a screwdriver?
Re: Overheard On The Station - Xeram - 07-30-2013
OOC: Xeram: I have thought of the greatest insult ever to any player of ss13.
OOC: Xeram: James
OOC: Jameskiller98: you stunned me
OOC: Xeram: You are.
OOC: Xeram: A Pritchard.
OOC: Newt King: Gasp
OOC: ClockworkCupcake: ouuuuuch
OOC: Operation0: rekked
OOC: Jameskiller98: not a pritchard
OOC: Swebonny: aw hell naw
OOC: Operation0: whoa #owned
OOC: Newt King: sheeit
OOC: Jameskiller98: I hated that when genetics made me one of those all the time
Re: Overheard On The Station - BlackPhoenix - 07-31-2013
Alberto Zaun [145.9] asks, "ryan you adrwinf he minin ship?"
Guys what do you think it means?
Re: Overheard On The Station - epicdwarf - 07-31-2013
BlackPhoenix Wrote:Alberto Zaun [145.9] asks, "ryan you adrwinf he minin ship?"I think he is yelling at someone in a mini-pod.
Guys what do you think it means?