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Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Erik - 07-29-2015
<wonk> I AM A REAL BIRD
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Huff H Law - 07-29-2015
The saddest prayer I ever read:
PRAYER: Mofleaker / Sad Clown ?: My horn is too cheerful sounding. Please curse it with the horrible sound of the Sad Trombone.
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Erik - 07-29-2015
There was some discussion about how hacky of an job byond was, and i told volundr someone wrote an complete mailserver in goon.
Code:
<ErikHanson> im amazed that the process scheduler even works at all.
<ErikHanson> even more amazed that someone shoved an semi-complete mailserver into byond.
<volundr> what
<ErikHanson> iirc AngriestIBM shoved a mailserver into goon.
<ErikHanson> bit drunk atm, so i could be wrong.
<volundr> oh yeah but thats not a mail server
<volundr> its just a game thi... holy fuck you're right
<volundr> AIBM's code is some of the largest in the game
<volundr> i try not to look at it, it burns meRe: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Apo123 - 07-30-2015
Code:
(21:12:27) <@HeadSurgeon> im fifteen irl
(21:12:33) <Nitrous> same HeadSurgeon
(21:12:35) <@HeadSurgeon> heh same
(21:12:49) <Nitrous> HeadSurgeon asl
(21:12:50) <@HeadSurgeon> asl?
(21:12:54) <Nitrous> uhm
(21:13:00) <@HeadSurgeon> a powerful mob boss pokemon you want to play again
(21:13:02) <Nitrous> 19/f/japan, what about you HeadSurgeon
(21:13:07) * @HeadSurgeon fuck you $70Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - zibbazabba905 - 07-30-2015
more seen on the station than heard, but I also assume I'm also late to the party on this...
![[Image: 35trOqn.png]](http://i.imgur.com/35trOqn.png)
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - medsal15 - 07-30-2015
zibbazabba905 Wrote:more seen on the station than heard, but I also assume I'm also late to the party on this...Call the chef and tell him we found another critter for some food. Call him quickly.
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Rhydic - 08-06-2015
<HeadSurgeon> get jet fuel cant melt le reddit army
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - BaneOfGiygas - 08-07-2015
Dexter Grifflez [145.9] says, "MY TOOLBOX IS FARTING"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - BlackPhoenix - 08-09-2015
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - BabaYaga - 08-09-2015
BlackPhoenix Wrote:DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on"
Same dude:
Mr. Clay's eyes emit a blinding flash!
Mr. Clay stares into Dr. Jalapeno's eyes!
Mr. Clay grabs hold of Dr. Jalapeno!
Mr. Clay has grabbed Dr. Jalapeno aggressively (now hands)!
Mr. Clay says, "yes...."
Mr. Clay says, "food"
Dr. Jalapeno spits acid towards Mr. Clay!
Mr. Clay is hit by the acid spit!
Dr. Jalapeno grabs hold of Mr. Clay
Dr. Jalapeno has grabbed Mr. Clay aggressively (now hands)!
Dr. Jalapeno has reinforced his grip on Mr. Clay (now neck)!
Dr. Jalapeno has tightened his grip on Mr. Clay's neck!
Dr. Jalapeno extends a proboscis!
Dr. Jalapeno says, "FOOD eeNDEED"
Dr. Jalapeno stabs Mr. Clay with the proboscis!
Changeling vs Vampire. Vampire has the upper hand but the changeling comes out on top.
Proves that vampires suck.
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost - 08-10-2015
BabaYaga Wrote:BlackPhoenix Wrote:DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on"
Same dude:
Mr. Clay's eyes emit a blinding flash!
Mr. Clay stares into Dr. Jalapeno's eyes!
Mr. Clay grabs hold of Dr. Jalapeno!
Mr. Clay has grabbed Dr. Jalapeno aggressively (now hands)!
Mr. Clay says, "yes...."
Mr. Clay says, "food"
Dr. Jalapeno spits acid towards Mr. Clay!
Mr. Clay is hit by the acid spit!
Dr. Jalapeno grabs hold of Mr. Clay
Dr. Jalapeno has grabbed Mr. Clay aggressively (now hands)!
Dr. Jalapeno has reinforced his grip on Mr. Clay (now neck)!
Dr. Jalapeno has tightened his grip on Mr. Clay's neck!
Dr. Jalapeno extends a proboscis!
Dr. Jalapeno says, "FOOD eeNDEED"
Dr. Jalapeno stabs Mr. Clay with the proboscis!
Changeling vs Vampire. Vampire has the upper hand but the changeling comes out on top.
Proves that vampires suck.
Both of those two were Scientists, as well. We kind of lost our way after declaring R&D a sovereign state thanks to the rude AI trying to stop us building butt transfer valve bombs.
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - BabaYaga - 08-10-2015
The Worst Wrote:BabaYaga Wrote:BlackPhoenix Wrote:DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "well, i would have done better, if the fucking monkey didn't beat the shit out of me early on"
Same dude:
Mr. Clay's eyes emit a blinding flash!
Mr. Clay stares into Dr. Jalapeno's eyes!
Mr. Clay grabs hold of Dr. Jalapeno!
Mr. Clay has grabbed Dr. Jalapeno aggressively (now hands)!
Mr. Clay says, "yes...."
Mr. Clay says, "food"
Dr. Jalapeno spits acid towards Mr. Clay!
Mr. Clay is hit by the acid spit!
Dr. Jalapeno grabs hold of Mr. Clay
Dr. Jalapeno has grabbed Mr. Clay aggressively (now hands)!
Dr. Jalapeno has reinforced his grip on Mr. Clay (now neck)!
Dr. Jalapeno has tightened his grip on Mr. Clay's neck!
Dr. Jalapeno extends a proboscis!
Dr. Jalapeno says, "FOOD eeNDEED"
Dr. Jalapeno stabs Mr. Clay with the proboscis!
Changeling vs Vampire. Vampire has the upper hand but the changeling comes out on top.
Proves that vampires suck.
Both of those two were Scientists, as well. We kind of lost our way after declaring R&D a sovereign state thanks to the rude AI trying to stop us building butt transfer valve bombs.
I, the Captain, ordered the AI to do that. Miscreant objectives had me blocking off an area and declaring it too dangerous to enter.
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Frank_Stein - 08-10-2015
I guess they patched that thing were vampires could still glare while passed out.
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - CaptainBravo - 08-10-2015
someone(Zeef) made some chat bots or something
Quote:(9:42 PM) <Aapo> Nicole called
(9:42 PM) <Aapo> bah
(9:42 PM) <Aapo> damn women
(9:42 PM) <Aapo> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off
(9:42 PM) <Eero> and theirs
(9:42 PM) <Aapo> yeah
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost - 08-11-2015
Quote:OH SHIT SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT SPIDERS ON MY FACE!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH FUCK SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH FUCK SPIDERS ON MY FACE!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT SPIDERS ON MY FACE!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH GOD SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH GOD SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
Daniel Fortesque says, "heellllpp"
Daniel Fortesque screams!
Timothy Dexter salutes.
OH FUCK SPIDERS!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
OH SHIT ANTS!!!!
Jaoquin Hartford screams!
Cyborg Psi-86 screams!
Thomas Atweeke screams!
Thomas Atweeke screams!
Sir Gaffington screams!
Sir Gaffington screams!
I made a good extinguisher.