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Re: Overheard On The Station - Roomba - 04-14-2015
Tech Wizard (as Erza Sauter) says, "MHOL HOTTOV"
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Re: Overheard On The Station - DyssalC - 04-14-2015
Conor12 Wrote:Immediate regret: The messageOh god, that's beautiful. 2 thumbs-up out of pretty good, Huff.
Quote:MENTORHELP: Gohalainn/(Adam Jensen): Why did someone just stab me and i instantly died.
MENTOR PM: Hufflaw/(Franklin Briner)->NULL/(Adam Jensen): I'm going to guess a poisoned scalpel.
MENTOR PM: Hufflaw/(Franklin Briner)->Gohalainn/(Adam Jensen): Oh yeah sweet, sure ASK AWAY THEN IMMEDIATELY LOG OUT YOU FUCK
Re: Overheard On The Station - Conor12 - 04-16-2015
DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) wails, "Smooth"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyber Chemicals Operative #4) moans, "why rush a guy with a rocket launcher"
DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) wails, "Why would you shoot a rocket launcher indoors"
DEAD: Ghost (Cyber Chemicals Operative #4) wails, "everything was fine until you ran straight at me for no reason lol"
DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) grumps, "i was thinking 'there is no way he is dumb enough to shoot me point blank with a rocket'"
DEAD: Ghost (Hanna Strawberry) laments, "Every day is a new surprise."
DEAD: Ghost (Rickie Basinger) wails, "very true"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Haine - 04-17-2015
Code:
Nitrous_ was booted from #goonstation by Hufflaw (I need you please come back)Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - BabaYaga - 04-17-2015
Steaven Deathwish says, "Its just drugs not gonna hurt anyone"
Moses Goodman says, "you are the worst vice officer ever."
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Ed Venture - 04-17-2015
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Pretty Much Chips Ahoy) moans, "ill rastle you until your weenie falls off"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - MaRcuSTheDAWG - 04-18-2015
Quote:Galactic Corporate Update
Meteor Alert
Class 30 meteor shower approaching from the east. Impact in three minutes.
DEAD: Unknown (as Jimbo-Burger) wails, "no"
Father Jack exclaims, "FECK!"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Ed Venture - 04-22-2015
Quote:This is a writing.
Someone's scribbled something here.
It says:
THE GREY TIDE RISES
It's a writing sure but I say it still counts.
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Gannets - 04-22-2015
I spawned a couple of cluwnes in the little gardens in escape.
Quote:Mister Sloan [145.9] says, "Nothing like the crunch and giggle of a freshly picked cluwne from the tree."
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - UrsulaMejor - 04-22-2015
Quote:Analyzing Results for Mike Markerson:
Overall Status: -504% healthy
Damage Specifics: 605 - 0 - 0 - 0
Key: Suffocation/Toxin/Burns/Brute
Body Temperature: 26.4649°C (79.6369°F)
Blood level: NORMAL | Foreign objects detected
Severe brain damage detected. Subject likely unable to function well.
Active Medical Emergency: Cardiac Failure (Stage 3/3)
Spread: The patient is having a cardiac emergency
Suggested Remedy: Cardiac Stimulants
Active Medical Emergency: Cardiac Arrest (Stage 1/1)
Spread: The patient's heart has stopped.
Suggested Remedy: Electric Shock
Captain Don Geon is trying to perform CPR on Mike Markerson!
Captain Don Geon says, "How has this asshole not died yet?"
Mike Markerson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Mike Markerson gasps.
Captain Don Geon is trying to perform CPR on Mike Markerson!
Captain Don Geon says, "oh"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - crasscrab - 04-22-2015
Ed Venture Wrote:he'll do it is the scary partQuote:DEAD: Ghost (Pretty Much Chips Ahoy) moans, "ill rastle you until your weenie falls off"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Haine - 04-23-2015
Quote:*click* *click*
*click* *click*
Neddy Seagoon says, "Hey Lia"
Lia Alliman says, "yo"
Neddy Seagoon asks, "Want to try a drink?"
*click* *click*
Neddy Seagoon points to the cocktail glass.
Lia Alliman says, "sure"
Lia Alliman takes a sip from the cocktail glass.
You feel Swedish, however that works.
You feel FUCKED UP!!!!!!
Holy shit, you start tripping balls!
You feel great!
You begin to recover.
Lia Alliman grumbles.
Steve Jobs throws the drinking glass.
The drinking glass shatters!
Neddy Seagoon says, "You'll be fine. In a bit"
Lia Alliman slurs, "mun"
Lia Alliman mumbles.
Lia Alliman slurs, "ee ffeel ffoocghed oop"
You start bleeding!
BOOM! Lia Alliman's head explodes.
Lia Alliman seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
Neddy Seagoon [145.9] says, "Crew, I still have plenty of drug-enhanced booze at the Bar"
Neddy Seagoon says, "OH GOF"
Malachi Russel grumbles.
Neddy Seagoon says, "OH GOD"
Steve Jobs exclaims, "Holy FUCK!"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Ed Venture - 04-23-2015
DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "so in the fbi's database, there are space man farts"
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Frank_Stein - 04-23-2015
Ed Venture Wrote:DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "so in the fbi's database, there are space man farts"
![[Image: FTKcXta.png]](http://i.imgur.com/FTKcXta.png)
Re: Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere) - Asmadeus - 04-24-2015
Ed Venture Wrote:DEAD: ADMIN(Daeren) says, "so in the fbi's database, there are space man farts"
It is reference to Cogs accident with FBI. He reported someone who tell that he will kill his school on Goonserver. Later, the FBI asked Cogs to tell them what SS13. He couldn't find any screen without farting.
