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Re: Overheard On The Station - Jebediah Kerman - 03-26-2015

CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Well, if anybody wishes to consult the chaplain, you can find their remains near the airbridge."
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "There's an eyeball there, so they'll always be looking down right at you."
CPUCAKE [145.9] declares, "Hey! Don't eat that!"
CPUCAKE [145.9] states, "Christ."


Re: Overheard On The Station - Conor12 - 03-28-2015

OOC: HaineSA: fuck I just scratched my head without realizing I had mustard on it


Re: Overheard On The Station - 69andahalf - 03-28-2015

Conor12 Wrote:OOC: HaineSA: fuck I just scratched my head without realizing I had mustard on it

Why does Haine have mustard on their head?


Re: Overheard On The Station - Haine - 03-28-2015

69andahalf Wrote:
Conor12 Wrote:OOC: HaineSA: fuck I just scratched my head without realizing I had mustard on it

Why does Haine have mustard on their head?
I meant that I had mustard on my hand but I forgot I hadn't mentioned that part by the time I typed the second part of the sentence because my memory is very bad like that :C


Re: Overheard On The Station - Mageziya - 03-29-2015

Haine Wrote:
69andahalf Wrote:
Conor12 Wrote:OOC: HaineSA: fuck I just scratched my head without realizing I had mustard on it

Why does Haine have mustard on their head?
I meant that I had mustard on my hand but I forgot I hadn't mentioned that part by the time I typed the second part of the sentence because my memory is very bad like that :C
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Don't deny the truth, Haine.


Re: Overheard On The Station - Ali0en - 03-29-2015

Quote:OOC: MaximusRex: Alright, enough space for me. Night everyone.
OOC: CrusherCrunch: night!

OOC: Ratyy: night nerd
OOC: JeftheFirst: Bye you gay nerd

OOC: Ali0en: uhh



Re: Overheard On The Station - Frank_Stein - 03-31-2015

Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Bob Ludwig) wails, "This is dumb"
DEAD: Ghost (Felix Dangers) moans, "if i wanted to actually take care of myself, I'd get off the damn computer"
DEAD: Ghost (Geoff Goldman) wails, "yup"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Ali0en - 04-01-2015

Elder Muffin needed to pee. The borgs had blocked off the bathroom. He lasered them to death then stripped nude and ran in the shower, pee'd and washed. When asked about it, this was his response.

Quote:Elder Muffin says, "I did what I had to in order to pee."

The janitor stole a clown car and kidnapped 3 people. He ended dying while behind the wheel due to boredom, leaving the people trapped inside for 14 minutes.

Quote:Roark Rickety Rickaby says, "OH GOD I'M DYING IN THE CLOWN CAR DUE TO SEVERE LACK OF FUN-HAVING"
Roark Rickety Rickaby exclaims, "I think all the other people in here died already!"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Ali0en - 04-03-2015

Quote:DEAD: ADMIN(Conor12) says, "Blob don't go over the water!!!!"
Blob Overmind falls into the the water and melts away!
DEAD: Ghost (Doctor ・ moans, "oh my god"
DEAD: Ghost (Dixon Balls) laments, "lava/10"
DEAD: Ghost (Jake Steel) laments, "10/10"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Bologna Prime - 04-04-2015

Quote:Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "I've launched the captain's corpse in the general direction of the disk"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Hopefully they are reunited"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Mageziya - 04-04-2015

Bologna Prime Wrote:
Quote:Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "I've launched the captain's corpse in the general direction of the disk"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Hopefully they are reunited"
Sadly, they were not reunited.

That was said as I was inserting the disc into the nuke.


Re: Overheard On The Station - Gannets - 04-05-2015

Ol' Harner points at living wall!
Ol' Harner beeps, "Somebody needs a hug!"
Ol' Harner hugs the living wall!


Re: Overheard On The Station - Grizzwold - 04-05-2015

Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Do not teleport me to the ice moon"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "I am in the closet"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Fuck you"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Ed Venture - 04-05-2015

DEAD: Ghost (will.AI.am) wails, "can vox say "ass blast usa"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Walrus - 04-06-2015

Grizzwold Wrote:Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Do not teleport me to the ice moon"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "I am in the closet"
Gabe Arr [145.9] says, "Fuck you"

I had a brief lapse of memory there and I burst out of the locker asking the only other guy there for help. I was gasping for air and also forgot that the guy was the changeling. Cripes

I came back into consciousness for a brief second to see the detective filling the changeling with lead, then throwing me back through the portal to hear "Maybe we shouldn't teleport him to the ice moon." The Path is Grey