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Re: Overheard On The Station - Don - 07-13-2013

Tteckk Wrote:
Quote:Lilian Reade says, "i am just going to ragequit now i think because that borg decided HURP DURP TIME TO IGNORE MY LAWS TO SHIT ON A TRAITOR'S ROUND"
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Heh, that law magically disappeared when the shuttle was called without a timer and didn't come. roll eyes (sarcastic)


Re: Overheard On The Station - CaptainBravo - 07-13-2013

Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Maximilian Shirey) laments, "how do you deepfry people"
DEAD: Ghost (Vaughn Moon) wails, "you don't"
DEAD: Ghost (Maximilian Shirey) moans, "wha-"
DEAD: Ghost (Maximilian Shirey) laments, "This is a lightly-fried Don Stagger. It is a tiny item.#"
DEAD: Ghost (Maximilian Shirey) laments, "REALLY"
DEAD: Ghost (Maximilian Shirey) laments, "IT IS PEOPLE"

*image of obama appears for about a fourth of a second*

Kiki Kolana says, "Thanks obama"
DEAD: Ghost (Maximilian Shirey) wails, "thanks obama"
DEAD: Ghost (Vaughn Moon) moans, "thanks obama"
Captain Bravo says, "Thanks, OBAMA"
Collin Johnson stammers, "OOBBAAMMA,,,, HEEL MEE"
David Laserpanda says, "THANKS OBAMA"
Sasha Page says, "Long live King Obama"
Austin Rosello says, "Thanks Obama"



Re: Overheard On The Station - enforcer9 - 07-13-2013

Quote:*beep*
AI: Got anything else better to do than just sit there and making up dumb shit?
*beep*
AI: And if your an admin im sorry



Re: Overheard On The Station - Captain_Bravo - 07-13-2013

Quote:the werewolf messily tears out and devours some of Dominic Jackson's entrails!
Captain attacks Dominic Jackson in the left arm with the cyalume saber!
Dominic Jackson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Dominic Jackson says, "YOU HAVE NO SOUL"
The werewolf belches.



Re: Overheard On The Station - Stonekill - 07-13-2013

Quote:Devin Jowers is trying to perform CPR on Chandler Murray!
Chandler Murray seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Devin Jowers performs CPR on Chandler Murray!
Devin Jowers says, "MOOO"
Devin Jowers performs CPR on Chandler Murray!
Devin Jowers says, "I uh mean nooo"
Devin Jowers performs CPR on Chandler Murray!
Devin Jowers says, "NOOO"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Katznelson - 07-14-2013

FROM THE OLD DAYS...

Quote:OOC: Zako2: Fart fart fart
Alice Rose says, "you did a great job"
ÿErnesto Ullman keels over in pain!
Vlad Koval gasps!
ÿPeter Bishop farts in Vlad Koval's face!
OOC: Zako2: type in *superfart
Ttteckk Booth says, "Thanks."
ÿPeter Bishop farts in Vlad Koval's face!
Peter Bishop strains very hard and bursts an artery!
Ernesto Ullman strains very hard and bursts an artery!
Julius Adcock asks, "Cesar did you feel strange?"
OOC: Zako2: LOL SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT
Ernesto Ullman gasps!
Vlad Koval gasps!
Peter Bishop gasps!
OOC: Bishop3000: that was worth it
OOC: Tteckk: HAHAH.
ÿErnesto Ullman's behind explodes violently with diarrhea!
Eric Vaillancourt says, "I've got it."
OOC: Lazlo319: It was!
Ernesto Ullman gasps!
OOC: Vorver: I did it as well
OOC: Lazlo319: Seriously though, how
OOC: Sanchez13: LOL
ÿErnesto Ullman's behind explodes violently with diarrhea!
OOC: Vorver: I was totally worth it
OOC: Bishop3000: i shoulda ate a lot beforehand
OOC: Vorver: it*
Ernesto Ullman seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...



Re: Overheard On The Station - Readster - 07-14-2013

Quote:Kleptomatic 0.5 [145.9] states, "The HoP is very busy dealing with not-your-issues."



Re: Overheard On The Station - Goton564 - 07-15-2013

Justin Dugger says, "I'm using all of medbays morphine I want to go down not feeling a thing"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Nubcake - 07-16-2013

Code:
Space Wizards Can't Jump (as Carter Mens) says, "i am the armless king"
Space Wizards Can't Jump (as Carter Mens) says, "and i am deaf"
Space Wizards Can't Jump (as Carter Mens) says, "this is what happens when science fights magic

The wizard, after he lost both arms from antagonising the chemists.


Re: Overheard On The Station - BruceHenke - 07-16-2013

Quote:Lilian Reade says, "STOP BITING SAM YOU FAT FUCK"



Re: Overheard On The Station - storm1911 - 07-17-2013

Aaron Clewett:its not about the kill,its the message


Re: Overheard On The Station - Goton564 - 07-17-2013

Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Kiki Kolana) laments, "What the hell is up with Sasha"
DEAD: Ghost (Philip Farmer) grumps, "it's sasha, what do you expect"
DEAD: Ghost (Goton Smith) laments, "Sasha is implanting people and rampaging"
Father Jack exclaims, "GIRLS!"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Morphing_Dwarf - 07-17-2013

DEAD: Ghost (Chef Buttes) wails, "I hate security guards forgetting they aren't norse gods"


Re: Overheard On The Station - TheRedScare - 07-17-2013

I hootgibbed when John, an officer walked near me just because.
John Dugmore points to the space-owl
Jacob Dwarfe says, "That is smokey"
Jacob Dwarfe says, "In owl form"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Convair880 - 07-18-2013

Quote:Unknown farts in Pokie Hokerson's face!
Pokie Hokerson gasps, "HEHEHE!!!"
Unknown farts in Pokie Hokerson's face!
Unknown farts in Pokie Hokerson's face!
Borgen Butte states, "I think it's helping."
Pokie Hokerson's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Pokie Hokerson screams!
Pokie Hokerson laughs uncontrollably!
Unknown states, "Well..."
Borgen Butte screams!
Pokie Hokerson laughs uncontrollably!
Pokie Hokerson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Unknown states, "RIP"