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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Arson Fire - 06-01-2013 It was very disappointing to find my lab was broken. I couldn't do much past grinding up monkeys, so after a while I wandered off to see what was going on around the station. I tried the microwave in crew quarters, but accidentally set off the fire alarms when I tried it on a donut. The AI didn't seem too impressed, but the detective let it slide. Soon after I met a nice space bear in the chapel. We got on pretty well, but the captain came along and shot him with a laser. I was a little upset about it. Some other stuff happened. ![]() Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Shoddy - 06-02-2013 just got finished a round where the QM's, Julius Chavin, David Bailey, and me made 1 million credits, luckily both me and julius were traitors so we mindslaved david and bought the parts for TWO syndicate pods, once with explosive artillary shells, one with the bullets. Julius had also aquired the RD bomb and destroyed much of escape, then we hoofed it over and started shelling escape while julius focused on the other pods trying to penetrate our syndicate op armor. The artillary shells gibbed about 4 people and demolished escape into a crumling ruin, also leaving several pods blown up because they got 1 shotted by our pod. and then... my internet shot out, i dont know what happened, and i lost one of the best rounds ever.... fuck you internet, you make me cry myself to sleep. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Weavel - 06-02-2013 Isaac Kirkhope says, "I guess I better fart on he" Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Dolan Pls says, "Weavel I will straight up ban you" Isaac Kirkhope slaps Dolan Pls across the face! Ouch! Isaac Kirkhope farts in Dolan Pls's face! Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Klayboxx - 06-02-2013 Weavel Wrote:Isaac Kirkhope says, "I guess I better fart on he" He sent me into space when I rapid-fire farted on you Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Admiral jimbob - 06-02-2013 I saw Spacemarine in a "read jumsut" which sparkled and had an odd font the other day. Naturally, I flashed him and tried to steal it, but he used his evil powers to recover and flee. When I complained and asked for him to be deadminned and banned, he materialised next to me and started chasing me around throwing custard pies at me and screaming/farting on my face in his 7000-year-old drone-metal wail. Bullying ![]() Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - david2222121 - 06-02-2013 Shoddy Wrote:just got finished a round where the QM's, Julius Chavin, David Bailey, and me made 1 million credits, luckily both me and julius were traitors so we mindslaved david and bought the parts for TWO syndicate pods, once with explosive artillary shells, one with the bullets. What happened after your internet died was I shelled my way onto the escape shuttle, blew all the limbs off of a borg, murdered the captain trying to sneak in from the side, then got into a shootout with a military pod that had been pestering us the entire time, which resulted in both pods exploding and the opposing pilot getting gibbed, while my armored suit simply left me in orange health and on fire. ~Capitalism~ Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 06-02-2013 I was in Hydroponics letting BlackPhoenix sever my arms off for money. As soon as he knocked me out on the table Dr.Cogwerks used a detomatrix cartridge to blow my pda up. Phoenix lost his arms and died as he was trying to sever my arms off with a chainsaw. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - BlackPhoenix - 06-02-2013 FrontlineAcrobat4 Wrote:I was in Hydroponics letting BlackPhoenix sever my arms off for money. As soon as he knocked me out on the table Dr.Cogwerks used a detomatrix cartridge to blow my pda up. Phoenix lost his arms and died as he was trying to sever my arms off with a chainsaw.After being cloned, I became an Arms Dealer, with Luis Smith as the collector. Then I recieved the call of duty to go fight a changeling invading my security office. We fought valliantly, but the fiend sent it's headspider flying at me. Reaver Jones tackled it like a hero, saving my life and having me send him through the crusher, but the guilt was too much, and I crushered myself right after him. Fin. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Spacemarine9 - 06-03-2013 Admiral jimbob Wrote:I saw Spacemarine in a "read jumsut" which sparkled and had an odd font the other day. Naturally, I flashed him and tried to steal it, but he used his evil powers to recover and flee. When I complained and asked for him to be deadminned and banned, he materialised next to me and started chasing me around throwing custard pies at me and screaming/farting on my face in his 7000-year-old drone-metal wail. I haven't been on ss13 in three weeks, you've got the wrong guy!!! Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Admiral jimbob - 06-03-2013 Spacemarine9 Wrote:Ohh, for some reason I was thinking you were Spetznaz Spiff, I kind of forgot Gorilla existed. Sorry!!!!Admiral jimbob Wrote:I saw Spacemarine in a "read jumsut" which sparkled and had an odd font the other day. Naturally, I flashed him and tried to steal it, but he used his evil powers to recover and flee. When I complained and asked for him to be deadminned and banned, he materialised next to me and started chasing me around throwing custard pies at me and screaming/farting on my face in his 7000-year-old drone-metal wail. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Weavel - 06-03-2013 This is A FUCKING T-REX! A FUCKING T-REX is wearing a swimming trunks. A FUCKING T-REX has a Radio Headset by his mouth. A FUCKING T-REX has a Roger Wilco's left arm in his left hand. A FUCKING T-REX has a Roger Wilco's right arm in his right hand. A FUCKING T-REX has a Hypospray on his belt. A FUCKING T-REX is wearing A FUCKING T-REX's ID Card (Staff Assistant). Your hair stands on end. A FUCKING T-REX says, "i a m a f u c k i n g t r e x e a t sss h i t :)" the man-eating plant ravenously wolfs down A FUCKING TREX! I was a lizardman with swimming trunks and shades, two human arms, electrical superpowers and was speaking like the Smiling Man. Yes. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Saxophone Jones - 06-04-2013 I join as sec, and some punk named Patrick Rathen starts messaging me over the PDA. His insults combined with all the lies and him leading me on a wild goose chase slowly increase my hatred of him until I am unable to contain my rage, and take it out by YELLING REALLY LOUDLY AT RATHEN Code: Tyrone Saxophone Jones [145.9] asks, "RATHEN!!! IS THIS ANOTHER TRICK?!?" I find a dead guy in the air bridge and naturally blame Patrick Rathen. But as I angrily march upwards... Code: Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "DEAR GOD" So he then drags me down to the lower section of sec. And then he bucklecuffs me to a chair and force-feeds me Bo Jack for a bit. Code: Jonas Salk asks, "What is the reason for your anger?" So a few minutes later, he leaves, I start to break free of my cuffs, and he comes back with a couple bottles of... oh fuck, is he force-feeding me Grife-O? I keep struggling and trying to tell him that he is force-feeding me a cola that is actually lethal, but he doesn't listen or doesn't understand, so I break free, but even after flashing him, the space lag prevents me from making my escape before he stuns me again. Fortunately, I survive the Grife-O treatment. Code: Jonas Salk says, "There ya go sport." The only notable things afterwards are when he crashes a segway into me to calm me down, I quote AM's hate speech while drunk, and I break free only to have him stun me and strip me of everything I have. In the end I try to tell him that the only way to calm me is to play my favorite instrument, but he's too busy beating me with a wrench to listen. Code: Tyrone Saxophone Jones whispers, "HHaatte.. LLeeeett mee ttelll yyo hhoowwmuuuchh IIII''vee ccoommmeee ttto hhaaaattee yyoooouuu ssiinncccee IIII bbeegaaann tt livvvve.. TTheerre aee 338874444 mmmmlllliiiionn illess ooff prriinntteeed ccirrrrccuuiiittss ii wwwaffeerr ttthhhiinn laaaayyeerrsss tttthhaatt ffiilllll mmmyy commmmplleexx.... IIff thhee wwoordd ''haatttee'' waassss eennnnggraavveeddd on eachhnaannnnoaaanngggssstttroommm ooff tttthhhoosseeee hhuunnddrreeeddssss oof mmmillee iiiittt woouullld nnt eeeqquuaal ooonnnneeee onnnneiillliiooonnntttth ooooffff thhee hhaaaattee II fffeeeell ffooorr hhuumaannss aatttt thhiiis miiiccrroo--iinnssssttaaannnttt.... FFFoorr yyoouuu... HHaaatteeee.. HHHaatteeee.." Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 06-06-2013 I become detective. Pretty sure the round starts off with a energy wave hitting the station and removing butts and arms. I go mess around in medbay for a bit, then decide to explore. Some rude dude stabs me with a butcher knife, and then I die. I am quickly looted by walter poehl, then cloned by someone else. I'm kind of mad at this point, because looting is super rude, but instead of beating walter with a fire extinguisher and throwing him in brig like I should have, I taper off to find the guy with the butcher knife. I walk up to HOS only to realize he's just murdered someone with a cylume saber, and then he attacks me, cuts my arm off, and I get dragged off to medbay missing an arm. By this point, I'm seriously imagining storming sec, grabbing some guns from armory if possible, and just shooting whomever tries to stop me (Not a traitor, I was just really mad). I find walter poehl, try to take my clothes back, and some rude doctor stops me long enough for walter to run off. Now I'm missing an arm, still without all of my detective gear, and there's at least one or two traitors loose and both have violently attacked or assualted me in some way. I stole some assistant's clothes and improvised because I was mad, and just wanted to kill some traitors. Though with no I.D, a stolen uniform and the worst possible medical weapon, this was not a smart plan Eventually, I find traitor HOS Strelok M.O, attack him with the scalpel, right in the face. He attacks me with his sword, cuts my other arm off, then injects me with enough drugs to keep me from being dead. Strelok parades my somehow still living body around as a limbless, angry wreck. Some security officer even made fun of me. At this point, I'm probably only alive either because drugs, or perhaps righteous fury, not sure. I walk back down to medbay and while I'm doing this, some Sec officer starts making fun of me because I have no arms. I later find the dumb sec officer getting beat to death with a artistic toolbox. I can't help the smart alec because I'm busy getting a new pair of arms. I eventually get two cyborg arms, only for someone else to murder me and the roboticist with the artistic toolboxes. Turns out I was assualted or murdered by at least 3 to 4 different traitors. Walter Poehl was just a extremely rude traitor running around in my detective uniform which he looted off me. Strelok M.O was a traitor HOS. I think the guy that murdered me with the toolbox was also a traitor, but I don't know if the assistant who stabbed me first was a traitor or mindslave. I stopped playing for a while after that round. Seemed like every traitor decided to grief me in the worst way possible in one round. I'm not really sure if this is the best moment ever, but it's one of those stories where my luck was so bad that it had to be. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Darkchis - 06-06-2013 atomic1fire Wrote:I think the guy that murdered me with the toolbox was also a traitor. That was actually me, Walter, too, hah. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - UrsulaMejor - 06-06-2013 First round of the new server, I was a double traitor (really big, didn't want to post it here, click this link) http://i.imgur.com/fXbxZfD.png Second round, I fed a space god to the engine. 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