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Re: Overheard On The Station - pizzatiger - 12-27-2014
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<efrem> some1 play an elf ball w/ me
<Pizzatiger> elfball
<Pizzatiger> elf ball!?
<Pizzatiger> WHAT THE FUCK IS ELFBALL?! NO ONE WANTS TO PLAY A GAME ABOUT ELF BALLS
<efrem> you do
<AmosTwerk> Pizzatiger maybe I do.
<AmosTwerk> You dunno what kinda shit I'm into.Re: Overheard On The Station - Ali0en - 12-27-2014
Alert: Due to crew shortages, and fatalities. The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
ADMIN LOG: Explosion with power 4.38013e+06 in area Supply Lobby (178,114,1)
Reset Naywalk says, "yeah, that shuttle call ain't lying"
Re: Overheard On The Station - GorillaMyDreams - 12-28-2014
I was Santa.
Charles Oldmenn says, "santa"
Charles Oldmenn asks, "wanna play some blackjack?"
Santa Claus says, "Ok, I win by default though."
Charles Oldmenn says, "no, you don't"
Charles Oldmenn says, "let's play"
Santa Claus says, "Yes, I do."
Santa Claus says, "Fine."
Charles Oldmenn shows their hand: a four of hearts, a five of hearts.
Charles Oldmenn says, "9"
You shuffle the deck of cards.
Charles Oldmenn says, "HOW DID YOU DO THAT"
Charles Oldmenn says, "HOW ARE YOU SHUFFLING"
Santa Claus says, "Click the deck in your hand genius."
Charles Oldmenn shuffles the deck of cards.
Charles Oldmenn says, "oh"
You show your hand: a jack of hearts, a ten of hearts.
Santa Claus says, "By the way"
Santa Claus says, "I win."
Santa Claus laughs.
Charles Oldmenn says, "JESUS CHRIST"
Charles Oldmenn screams!
Santa Claus exclaims, "I told you I win by default!"
Charles Oldmenn says, "get out of here santa"
Charles Oldmenn says, "wait"
Charles Oldmenn says, "nevermind"
Charles Oldmenn says, "just get out"
Re: Overheard On The Station - VictorMAngoStein - 12-28-2014
Quote:Kobe Watson says, "HOLY CRAP."
The blob has weakened Ray Narvaez Jr.!
Scary Skeleton says, "But I am on the biodome"
Quesnel chimpers, "AAALLSS"
Paget Catleay says, "ok thanks"
Kobe Watson says, "YOU CAN EAT THE BLOB."
Re: Overheard On The Station - atomicthumbs - 12-28-2014
DEAD: Ghost (Funyun Tricks) moans, "My only concern is that the floors may have friction now that I'm dead"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Ali0en - 12-28-2014
Discount Dan slaps Blob Overmind across the face!
Re: Overheard On The Station - Spy_Guy - 12-29-2014
DEAD: Ty Mitchell wails, "I wasnt sure if my rad bow worked so i clicked myself xD"
Re: Overheard On The Station - VictorMAngoStein - 12-30-2014
storm1911 Wrote:OOC: Pizzatiger: Wow Goodjob Mr.wizard you murder a crew full of idiots...How does that Make you feel.... ALSO HOW COULD YOU KILL JONES YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER
OOC: 42619582: And I thought changeling was shit.
OOC: Brandisius: You suck wizard, you also smell really bad!
OOC: Storm122: worst wizard 2013,from: the whole crew
OOC: That Happy Cat: Wizard: your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
poor NOT_THE_POLICE,BUT HE KILLED JONES
I'm going to top this next time it's my turn
Re: Overheard On The Station - Roomba - 01-01-2015
Reset Naywalk [145.9] stammers, "yoou ffuucckkkiingg ggggeeeennnettiiicciiissst"
Reset Naywalk [145.9] says, "you don't friggin eat a pod when a guy is in space"
Re: Overheard On The Station - FloozyBarge - 01-01-2015
I think that geneticist was me. besides I healed him afterwards and got him out of space.
Re: Overheard On The Station - MamuelMamington - 01-05-2015
Roger Jerome [145.9] says, "For some reason beating a monkey in the head with a bible until it is braindead is very satisfying"
Terry The Mattress Kisser [145.9] says, "No real life discussion in-game thanks"
Re: Overheard On The Station - parf - 01-08-2015
Melvin Bee [145.9] gurgles, "freaking odd new genetic stability system"
Roark Rickety Rickaby [145.9] asks, "What are you talking about?"
Swasksilo Humbulembe [145.9] says, "TOO MANY MUTATIONS MAKES YOU DEAD"
Melvin Bee [145.9] gurgles, "too many genetics powers causes your skin to fall off"
Roark Rickety Rickaby [145.9] says, "OOOH"
Melvin Bee [145.9] gurgles, "buggulblb gg ubg gbbbgul"
Roark Rickety Rickaby [145.9] says, "Holy fuck that's actually good"
Melvin Bee [145.9] gurgles, "ubb uuglbll ugl u ggb ulug ubglbub ulbubu"
Re: Overheard On The Station - TheTrixRabitt - 01-08-2015
Rite broke segways.
![[Image: IW7ommu.png]](http://i.imgur.com/IW7ommu.png)
Re: Overheard On The Station - DyssalC - 01-08-2015
TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Rite broke segways.That's not even the worst of it. I've seen people infinitely clone themselves with many segways. And when you pull the clones off the segway it teleports the real person.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Conor12 - 01-08-2015
DyssalC Wrote:TheTrixRabitt Wrote:Rite broke segways.That's not even the worst of it. I've seen people infinitely clone themselves with many segways. And when you pull the clones off the segway it teleports the real person.
![[Image: 68H8cgQ.png]](http://i.imgur.com/68H8cgQ.png)
Somehow I managed to crash a segwey into myself, which caused a chain reaction of crashes. A good bug.