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RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Whele - 01-12-2026

Folding a piece of paper has a chance to damage you for 1 brute as you receive a paper cut.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 01-14-2026

Guardbuddies should get collars and leashes so they don't get left behind, a dog task so they play fetch and you can sick them on people, a bunch of dog faces to go with the dog task, a bite tool, an acheivment reward frame that kinda looks more dog-like, and a NT version of that one commercial where kids abandon the real dog for the shitty robot dog that can do 5 things.

Might as well also have a cat task that is just Jonsey the cat's AI.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Frank_Stein - 01-15-2026

Smoking a lot of weed gives your eyes a red tint.

Losing blood or getting sick makes your skin tone slightly more pale


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 01-17-2026

A sticker gun, loadable with sticker boxes. each stickerbox loads up to 10 stickers, based on remaining stickers in the box, and consumes the sticker box. Limitless stickerboxes just load 10 stickers. stickers fired from a stickergun stick to targets. emagged stickerguns fire piercing stickers, apply 1 bleed stage to anyone hit, and fire past the target sticking to the first surface at max range.

purchasable from the clown vendor for 1k credits.

It would be called the stickerer, naturally.

Alternatively, make a traitor varient for 5tc instead of an emagged version.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - CalliopeSoups - 01-19-2026

Clicking on a door with a grenade will throw the grenade out at a 90 degree angle in the direction of the hand you used.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Emimiyu - 01-19-2026

Make fabs/vendors harder to hack by adding minesweeper minigames


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-20-2026

(01-19-2026, 10:15 PM)Emimiyu Wrote: Make fabs/vendors harder to hack by adding minesweeper minigames

make everything harder by gating it behind minesweeper actually


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 01-20-2026

(01-19-2026, 10:15 PM)Emimiyu Wrote: Make fabs/vendors harder to hack by adding minesweeper minigames

hacking everything roundstart just to play minesweeper

(i approve)


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - nova2053 - 01-20-2026

Clown underwear are always set to white with a comical red/pink polka dot overlay


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Emimiyu - 01-21-2026

borgs access to certain doors and tools are limited by their module. AI gets AA duh. If they want to access a door that they don't have access to, either they have to hack into it or do the loading screen hacking thing. This apply to vendors and computer apps.

Definitely not saltgestion


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 01-21-2026

If the nuclear bomb goes off it should emag everything on the z-level.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 01-21-2026

3tc chameleon bot emulator. It's like a chameleon projector but only for those small bots. When you scan a bot then it will let you act exactly like the bot, but you cannot move on your own without dropping the disguise.

Nobody suspects the roomba cleaning up the crime scene, and it'd be funny when someone is hiding in one of the thousand roombas the roboticist flooded the station with.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 01-23-2026

A chameleon sticker printer that prints stickers of scanned objects. Placing the sticker on something renames it and covers the thing completely even if it's too small to, and the only way to tell what it is, is to check its description or use it.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Whele - 01-23-2026

Vampires should be pale and bloodless-looking be default, ruining their anonymity.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-23-2026

(01-23-2026, 09:54 PM)Whele Wrote: Vampires should be pale and bloodless-looking be default, ruining their anonymity.

if goonstation maps actually had maintenance tunnels at all this could be a cool gamemode