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RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 01-08-2026

So what, would Blindness have a bunch of ???? wires?


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Kotlol - 01-09-2026

Jane/John Doe Trait.

Picking this trait makes you spawn without an ID and will always come up unknown.
When cloned your appearance is randomized and beepskies/guardbuddies will arrest you for having no record.
Cloning essentially makes you a new unknown.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 01-09-2026

(01-08-2026, 08:07 PM)Mouse Wrote: So what, would Blindness have a bunch of ???? wires?

sure, unless we want to start describing the tactile feeling of color (Which would also be funny)


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-10-2026

a way to get better regular mining magnet pulls, like discarding asteroids without mining them or pulling in asteroids with a heavily damaged magnet, because there's a lot of ores the quantum telescope can't pull in


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 01-10-2026

add chlorine pentafluoride

then add chlorine heptafluoride


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Whele - 01-10-2026

Yawning makes other people near you yawn


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Emimiyu - 01-10-2026

(01-10-2026, 08:42 PM)Whele Wrote: Yawning makes other people near you yawn

Already does this


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Whele - 01-11-2026

Farts contain atmospheric metadata about the farter's last eaten food


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-11-2026

(01-11-2026, 06:40 PM)Whele Wrote: Farts contain atmospheric metadata about the farter's last eaten food

I can see the thought process behind this but when said like that the idea just sounds creepy


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Whele - 01-12-2026

Ghosts shouldn't be able to spy on you in the bathroom


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-12-2026

(Yesterday, 07:36 AM)Whele Wrote: Ghosts shouldn't be able to spy on you in the bathroom

ok now THAT'S a good idea


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - laugoose - 01-12-2026

Painting a beaker black and adding a lid prevents photophosphide within from blowing up in light


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 01-12-2026

Wraiths can haunt soulsteel lockers. If this occurs, the locker becomes a Soulsteal locker, and anyone that gets closed inside whilst it is possessed is sent to the Void, naked.

Closing yourself inside a soulsteel locker that is unpossessed allows you to see ghosts (but not the rest of the station) around you, as if you had ectosensor eyes or Strange green goop.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Silent Majority - 01-12-2026

Using a straw on something edible with reagents should suck 10% of the reagents into your body so clowns can desicate donuts and vampires csn sip out of human hearts like margaritas


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - BadShot - 01-12-2026

Change the Mai Tai recipe to reflect how painstakingly difficult it is to make irl Mai Tais, similar to sheltergrog and sheltestgrog.

Getting it even slightly wrong still makes the Mai Tai, but it's mispelled and drinking it makes the consumer vomit.