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RE: Ideas of questionable quality - CalliopeSoups - 11-04-2025

(11-02-2025, 06:17 PM)BadShot Wrote: Voice Translators now have a glaringly obvious equip sprite and make your voice and screams sound robotic.

(Cue the angry mob of monkey players)

As a monkey player I would actually like this.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - BadShot - 11-04-2025

(11-04-2025, 12:39 PM)CalliopeSoups Wrote:
(11-02-2025, 06:17 PM)BadShot Wrote: Voice Translators now have a glaringly obvious equip sprite and make your voice and screams sound robotic.

(Cue the angry mob of monkey players)

As a monkey player I would actually like this.

Well tbf you'd be the only monkey who would benefit from it aesthetically, considering how Grup uses the translator (yes I read character descriptions)


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Egregorious - 11-05-2025

Fondue pot that acts like an electroplater except specifically for a chocolate/cheese material.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 11-05-2025

add 0 vowel words to the artifact language trigger list if they aren't there already


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 11-05-2025

Let me emag vr dungeon goggles to turn them into dwainegeon goggles that force people to learn dwaine alongside a mentor. The only escape from the room is passing a 5 question quiz made by the mentor or dying.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 11-05-2025

(11-05-2025, 10:02 AM)ju45he Wrote: Let me emag vr dungeon goggles to turn them into dwainegeon goggles that force people to learn dwaine alongside a mentor. The only escape from the room is passing a 5 question quiz made by the mentor or dying.

implying you get a mentor that actually knows DWAINE


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - SnugglyCactus - 11-06-2025

(11-05-2025, 06:38 AM)GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG Wrote: add 0 vowel words to the artifact language trigger list if they aren't there already

They're there! I've gotten one I had to activate with "glyph" before


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Ikea - 11-06-2025

There should be a neurodepresso chem (espresso + neurodepressant) that just slightly reduces your stamina and makes you sad


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Taylorstar - 11-08-2025

Potatoes need to be able to be used as a 40m grenade substitute.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - RSOD - 11-09-2025

emagging a vr pod now makes it send people into a virtual dojo (think the matrix), where they must fight 5 random critters with nothing but bare hands and wrestlebelt abilities. if they fail, the pod opens in a cloud of smoke to a charred corpse, and the pod breaks. if they succeed, they leave the pod unscathed, alongside a small chance to retain a random ability


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Danger Noodle - 11-10-2025

(11-09-2025, 06:11 PM)RSOD Wrote: emagging a vr pod now makes it send people into a virtual dojo (think the matrix), where they must fight 5 random critters with nothing but bare hands and wrestlebelt abilities. if they fail, the pod opens in a cloud of smoke to a charred corpse, and the pod breaks. if they succeed, they leave the pod unscathed, alongside a small chance to retain a random ability

Best idea we've had this year


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 11-11-2025

A guardbuddy module that puts stickers on people, available at the clown hole merchant, and able to stick different stickers on people depending on the task.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 11-12-2025

Give light cyborg limbs the ability to be detached using tools like skeleton limbs, just without the boomerang ability.

You could give them a chance to break into robo debris when being ripped off in an explosion or cut off with a katana, if being able to immediately reattach them is too strong or something.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 11-12-2025

Material science but for guardbuddy parts.

The frame can determine the health and speed, the board maybe some chance to negate emp, and the arm can give stronger hugs or even pop peoples backs nonharmfully with the strongest of hugs.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - RSOD - 11-13-2025

blocking right before you are about to be hit will parry at the cost of stamina, reflecting projectiles and/or negating an amount of damage based on the item held (double the item's melee damage, so parrying with a 10 damage item would negate 20 damage)