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RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 10-05-2025

Monocle skin for prescription glasses. Either a reward skin or you can make it some other way, probably not just giving monocles prescription glasses qualities because it makes them pretty easy to get that way, or maybe not I don't know since they cost money I think. Prescription glasses make you look like a dork and monocles are awesome and we need more reason to wear them.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - SalmonidJester - 10-07-2025

Vampires should be able to play that pipe organ music (you know the one) on command


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - RSOD - 10-08-2025

Medieval Blacksmith special role that shows up with an anvil & giant hammer and upgrades your gear RPG-style (+2 melee damage, for example) as long as you provide the proper materials


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Kotlol - 10-10-2025

(10-08-2025, 05:03 PM)RSOD Wrote: Medieval Blacksmith special role that shows up with an anvil & giant hammer and upgrades your gear RPG-style (+2 melee damage, for example) as long as you provide the proper materials

Nah go with Minecraft logic!

+5 fishing on a wrench!


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Terms-On-Dragon - 10-11-2025

A giant brick costume that lets you toss yourself against windows to break them


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - RSOD - 10-13-2025

(10-10-2025, 09:51 AM)Kotlol Wrote:
(10-08-2025, 05:03 PM)RSOD Wrote: Medieval Blacksmith special role that shows up with an anvil & giant hammer and upgrades your gear RPG-style (+2 melee damage, for example) as long as you provide the proper materials

Nah go with Minecraft logic!

+5 fishing on a wrench!

clearly, this Captain's helmet needs Sharpness VI


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Chasu - 10-13-2025

Wearing cat ears should give you a random chance of puking on carpet tiles, for the feline immersion


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - RSOD - 10-14-2025

being hit or shot deals damage to any armor you are wearing in a manner proportional to the damage negated - like acid does with diving suits and labcoats


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Whele - 10-18-2025

Add golf to the game. Any respectable 90s businessman has a miniature putting green for their office, according to movies. Seems like the kind of thing a captain would want.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 10-18-2025

(10-18-2025, 09:05 PM)Whele Wrote: Add golf to the game. Any respectable 90s businessman has a miniature putting green for their office, according to movies. Seems like the kind of thing a captain would want.

Don't golf balls or at least clubs exist in the game? I remember one being in mushrooms crew quarters. I don't think golf is implemented at all though. They should. The captain would.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Kotlol - 10-19-2025

Build-a-mini-station set.
Made by NT!

Allows you to build your own mini station anywhere!

(its only a 6x6 room with 2 solar panels, 1 airlock, a toilet, a chair, a bed)

Building it on a station however will implode and squish the user.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 10-19-2025

Emagged paint cans turn into Pain't cans (analgesic pills). (Paint - Pain aint - paint isnt - painkiller)


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Frank_Stein - 10-19-2025

(10-18-2025, 09:05 PM)Whele Wrote: Add golf to the game. Any respectable 90s businessman has a miniature putting green for their office, according to movies. Seems like the kind of thing a captain would want.

With mechanic components and pipes you could build a decent mini golf course


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 10-21-2025

Guardbuddy upgrade that replaces its cuffs with a knife that it will stab you to death with if you would otherwise be cuffed.

A guardbuddy module that makes the buddy louder.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Danger Noodle - 10-21-2025

(10-18-2025, 09:28 PM)GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG Wrote:
(10-18-2025, 09:05 PM)Whele Wrote: Add golf to the game. Any respectable 90s businessman has a miniature putting green for their office, according to movies. Seems like the kind of thing a captain would want.

Don't golf balls or at least clubs exist in the game? I remember one being in mushrooms crew quarters. I don't think golf is implemented at all though. They should. The captain would.

Golf is an existing minigame but uh the current state is just kind of... shit. If it was fixed up we could indeed golf on the station and I'd love for someone to take a crack at it