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RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Frank_Stein - 03-09-2021
Grones Irritable Bowel Sensation
10 Ginger Ale
6 Simethicone
14 Fartonium
Grones Dracula Gravy
10 Blood
10 Proconvertin
10 Glitter
Grones Tropical Zombie
5 Triple Citrus
20 Krokodil
5 Synaptizine
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - warcrimes - 03-09-2021
Mountain Grones Babel Blast
5u suomium
5u fleur-de-lys
5u swedium
5u caledonium
5u worcestershire sauce
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Froggit_Dogget - 03-09-2021
Grones mining trip field-day
Uranium-2u
polonium-1u
radium-4u
Potassium Iodide-10u
charcoal-5u
Mutadone-7u
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Freshwood - 03-09-2021
Grones Soda "Super Arachnoid Punch" flavor
10u Spiders
5u Unstable Mutagen
5u Denatured Enzyme
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Splints - 03-12-2021
Rancher's Rage Whole Chicken Dinner
10 u chicken soup
5 u cranberry juice
5 u carrot juice
3 u mashed potatoes
2 u gravy
5 u ether (for the yawning and drowsiness)
![[Image: R6K6iSK.png]](https://i.imgur.com/R6K6iSK.png)
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Mouse - 03-12-2021
Grones Perfectly Safe Performance Enhancing Energy Drink
10u aranesp
5u ammonium bicarbonate
5u expresso
5u strychnine
Grones Industrial Strength Lubricant
5u organic superlubricant
10u oil
Grones Special "Workplace Safety is our Number One Priority" Edition (vote on this one)
10u synthflesh
10u blood
2u calcium
2u phosphorus
2u hydrogen
2u oxygen
1u prions
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - coolvape - 03-15-2021
Grone's Perri-air / Grone's La Oxygène
30u Salbutamol ( if you can put oxygen in a can and drink it and have it be like breathing air i would replace salbutamol with that but this otherwise seems like the closest option)
Grone's Mocha Madness
10u Milk
10u Chocolate
10u Coffee
Grone's Citrus Circus Catastrophe
10u Lemon juice
10u Lime juice
5u honkfartium
5u honky tonic
(dunno if upping the two honk chems to 10u and taking the others to 5u each is better)
Grone's Mystifying Menthol Massacre
10u nicotine
10u menthol
10u mint
Grone's George Melons' Melon Mishmash
10u George Melonium
20u Water
(the water is intended to represent normal melons)
Grone's Negatronic Nuclear Nectar
5u radium
5u potassium iodide
20u sugar
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Kubius - 03-16-2021
![[Image: groneszma2.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/468510308437327894/821492825194889216/groneszma2.png)
Zesty Motel Aperitif
10u carpet
10u salt
5u cranberry juice
5u pepperoni
Made with real motel.
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - matlap - 03-16-2021
Name : Ragin' Assistant Essence
10u VHFCS
5u Crime
5u Jenkem
15u Sugar
20u Cola
Crime time.
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Maegor - 03-16-2021
Grone's Dumb Airlock Jump Juice
10u Yobihodazine
4u Mercury
4u Meth
6u Perfluorodecalin
6u teporone
A mix of spacewalking chems, great for escaping into space, if you don't knock yourself out bumping into the airlocls on the way back.
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Zonespace - 03-17-2021
Grone's Stone Cold Soda
10u Cryostylane
10u Oxygen
10u Freeze
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - DimWhat - 03-19-2021
Diet Grone's Soda
Contents:
-30u of oxygen.
-20u of cola
Desc: Upon closer examination there seems to be very tiny quotation marks around the word 'diet.'
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Ick the Third - 03-19-2021
Wizard Stop
Sprites
This one is for competition
https://i.imgur.com/ifwODj7.png
and this one i just for gimmick
https://i.imgur.com/jwcPqG6.png
Content
15u Strawberry Juice
15u Cherry Juice
Description when examine
Illegal Juice in Wizard Federation because of is name and it is rumored that it is produced with real blood from Wizard. Methods of how one gets blood alive is unknown.
Backstory for Wizard Stop ( for gimmick and RP )
Roboticist named Hans Stanker made an expensive borg with many upgrades . Wizard rampage was taking place and one wizard stormed his lab and infected borg
with him magic fart . Borg exploded , when asked by HoP why did he sabotaged borg and wasted many material , Hans answered " That Borg was Infected with magic fart from Wizard " HoP said back " HAHA For many years of Service i never saw or heard about that magic . Dont make fake excuses for your incompetence
, you are fired. Hans went broke fast . In his spare time living in his mom s basement he started working on prank for Wizard Federation and posted it on SpaceTube . Prank was a fake Video ad for Fart drink that can only on wizard , so that anyone can smell his specific fart and inform local Nanotrasen Officer about it
Ad was so popular that people actually order a lot of packages . Hans was happy about it but he had to make a fart drink . He somehow made it , using a complicated Chemicals Written here *REDACTED* he made he made Juice called Wizard Stop , Juice made a lot of Stonks and Cash but Price to produce that drink
was also high so Hans decided to leave fart part of drink and to add cola . Fans were pissed but there little assistant brain brain forgot about it soon and Wizard that were jealous made a legend that wizard used for ad was captured by him and extracted him for blood , thus giving this drink red color. That myth made Wizard stop only even more popular . Wizard Stop made a strong brand and Hans is still making Stonks . Only thing that is a red stain in his business is his partner named
*REDACTED* who is wanted by Nanotrasen for massive butt Theft . Hans have not made any official statement on this matter .
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - qrqwerqwr - 03-19-2021
HELP MAINT
20u Cola
10u Capulettium plus
10u Liquid spacetime
10u Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)
Best case scenario is that you teleport into a maintenance tunnel, tripping and unable to do anything.
RE: Goonstation Monthly Contest: March Edition - Brixx79 - 03-20-2021
Babble's Tower (get it?)
5u Reversium
5u Caledonium
5u Essense of Elvis
5u Fleur-de-lys
5u Swedium
5u Honky Tonic
Edit: Well shit. Someone beat me to it
Ok. Let's do this:
Juliet's Kiss
10u MSG
5u Pure Love
5u Cyanide
5u Capulletium
5u Neurotoxin
"You'll love it to death!"