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Re: Overheard On The Station - Noah Buttes - 07-27-2014
Quote::Hannes Doe (as Smoke) says, "The north half of the station has doubled in spacefront view. so property values are up. The bad news is taco Tuesdays is canceled. The neutral news is flatulence should see a decline."
Re: Overheard On The Station - Dareon - 07-27-2014
Dae Sumnor says, "The current barrman is nowhere to be found, so security will be stepping in"
Dae Sumnor exclaims, "come to the bar for free booze related giveaways!"
Dominic Jackson says, "The barman is handcuffed in his back room"
Dae Sumnor says, "NOWHERE TO BE FOUND"
Re: Overheard On The Station - SARazage - 07-30-2014
I donated my body to food-science:
Richard Bandit says, "Zhar burger"
Richard Bandit says, "It's here"
Just SomeDonkus says, "I loved it so much I had to hitmyself"
Just SomeDonkus says, "It tastes what I think Zhar would taste like"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Chrysalis - 07-31-2014
Chef: BOTANY!!!
Botanist: Hello Chef.
Chef: *Drags a dead monkey to botony lobby door* What the fuck is this?
Botanist: It's is a dead monkey.
Chef: I know that! It was in my delivery.
Botanist: Yes? And?
Re: Overheard On The Station - BlakeJohnson - 08-02-2014
DEAD: Ghost (Jerk Jiggler) laments, "run around naked with a welder pissing off botanists until they kick you to death and you expode"
Re: Overheard On The Station - parf - 08-03-2014
Omni ChemX Operative #1 [145.9] gasps, "II AAMM HHHAAVVIIIINNGG FFIISSTT FFFIIIIGGHHTTTTSS WWWWIITTTHHH TTHHHEE QMM,, YYOOOOUU DDDIID TTTTHHIISSSS TTTOO MMEEE CCRREEEEWWWW,,,, YYOOUUUU DDIIDDD TTHIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
HK-47 [145.9] queries, "Anyone got play cards?"
OOC is now enabled.
The crew's final score is:
2323
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Syndicate Agents are not human. Kill them. holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
The Research Staff have stopped the Omni ChemX Operatives!
Maxiumattack played Omni ChemX Czar (Killed)
Hufflaw played Omni ChemX Operative #1 (Killed)
Schnugaf played Jonathan Sholl (Killed)
Anemomancer played Omni ChemX Operative #3 (Killed)
Sambalu played Milo Houston (Killed)
Ginandjazz played Omni ChemX Operative #5 (Killed)
OOC: Deon DF: how the heck do you die to a punching naked QM with a revolver and a spacker?
Re: Overheard On The Station - thehman03 - 08-03-2014
I told someone they were a nerd.
Some huge nerd Wrote:Avery Weisgarber [145.9] says, "You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking BALLSACK. Ugly. Look at your shit-staiined face"
There was a whole ton of laughing.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Chrysalis - 08-04-2014
thehman03 Wrote:I told someone they were a nerd.There is literally only one possible response to this.
Some huge nerd Wrote:Avery Weisgarber [145.9] says, "You should shut your fucking hole, ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking BALLSACK. Ugly. Look at your shit-staiined face"
There was a whole ton of laughing.
![[Image: 32740300.jpg]](http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32740300.jpg)
Re: Overheard On The Station - Tteckk - 08-05-2014
"This is Tteckk Booth's Grandma's Smooth Criminal hat"
Re: Overheard On The Station - TheTrixRabitt - 08-05-2014
BOOM! Ettore Hector Boiardi's head explodes.
Ettore Hector Boiardi says, "Dang"
Ettore Hector Boiardi seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Even with a bullet in my brain I was able to say one last thing.
Re: Overheard On The Station - UrsulaMejor - 08-05-2014
![[Image: T-VsmzpCjf-EzyP7IV79y2q9nFGEAOohL5NJgFSRMG8]](https://photos-4.dropbox.com/t/0/AACTYSmGJw5UpULeSzhYJJxZEoBG2_P4dObGdSsypXh2PA/12/272899931/png/1024x768/3/1407286800/0/2/2014-08-05-16-45-12.png/T-VsmzpCjf-EzyP7IV79y2q9nFGEAOohL5NJgFSRMG8)
#goonstation
Re: Overheard On The Station - UrsulaMejor - 08-05-2014
Jesus christ that image came out huge.
Code:
[16:57:48] <UrsulaMajor> i didn't know my phone screenshots were that big
[16:57:55] <drsingh> i kind of like the huge oneHere's a tiny one for people who want to actually read it:
![[Image: 5PLlIia.png?1]](http://i.imgur.com/5PLlIia.png?1)
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 08-06-2014
Quote:DEAD: Ghost (Spoooky Ghoooost) wails, "W-wait.... Where's shitty bill?"
DEAD: Ghost (Shambling Abomination) wails, "He was tasty"
Re: Overheard On The Station - RedbeardRum - 08-07-2014
Quote:Ricky Robby has grabbed Gabriel Cowart aggressively (now hands)!
Ricky Robby throws Gabriel Cowart.
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zoldorf tips over onto Gabriel Cowart!
Gabriel Cowart's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Zoldorf laughing as he tears someone's arm off.
Re: Overheard On The Station - AffableGiraffe - 08-07-2014
RedbeardRum Wrote:oh. i was at the medical booth when that happened. charline asked me if "zoldorf killed a guy" or something and i just kind of shrugged.Quote:Ricky Robby has grabbed Gabriel Cowart aggressively (now hands)!
Ricky Robby throws Gabriel Cowart.
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zoldorf tips over onto Gabriel Cowart!
Gabriel Cowart's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Zoldorf laughing as he tears someone's arm off.
gl-glad he didn't die theN???