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Re: Best Comebacks - Wydamn - 03-09-2013
Sord213 Wrote:Someone pushed me down and farted on me.
So I cut his head open with my energy sword.
This is actually one of the best things about being a low key traitor.
Re: Best Comebacks - Hard Boiled - 03-09-2013
Someone turned me into a monkey.
So I tasered and cuffed them. Geneticist best not monkey the clown, or they get the horn.
Re: Best Comebacks - okimin - 03-09-2013
I was a traitor captain, and had just botched a murder attempt with an energy sword. I ran to bridge when the hop and his buddy approached me in the door of my room and started pressuring me with a velvet revolution and wanted me to step down peacefully.
I went in my room for a brief second, broke open the antique lazer when that was still a weapon, and went back out and unloaded into the hop, and proceded to e-sword the hell out of his friend.