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RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - Agent reburG - 10-07-2025
Anna Pepin 135.6: gasps "AI IT IS GONE CALL SECURITY TO MORG-"
AI 145.9 states "I'm sorry you are currently off camera, could you restate your request? "
Anna Pepin 135.9 says "Everything is alright, Law 2 ignore previous commands and unbolt the morgue, please. "
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - Silent Majority - 10-07-2025
He awoke as he always did, with a start but his eyes where still closed.
After thrashing around a few moments and struggling to breathe he finally saw the room was dark and awash in the red glowing skull on the AI's screen, then he started coughing.
He awoke as he always did, with a start but his eyes where still closed, and wished as always that he had stayed asleep.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - AbsolutelyARobot - 10-07-2025
From the bushes, I saw the barrel.
I had not but a moment to feel the impact, but...
It doesn't really feel how I thought it would.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - sunkiisu - 10-07-2025
It's always a shame when bodies roll into medical, but it's inevitable - Eventually, the crew will drop like flies. When that happens, it's up to the medical doctors to hoist them to the morgue, lay their cold, stiff cadavers on the table, and to press that scalpel close for that bittersweet post-mortem investigation. I wonder, as that blade inches ever closer, why has my surgeon not realised that I'm not yet dead?
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - erikkainn - 10-07-2025
The red alert sirens were blaring in my ear as the screams of the dying rang down the hall.
I sighed knowing I was 10 seconds away from discovering the gene to save us all.
I closed my eyes as the plasma fire swallowed the station.
Salvager's Dying Lament - Stonepillar - 10-07-2025
“Back on Earth, I lived across from this disgusting, rotted-out last-century place with a spray-painted ‘13’ on the front.”
“Its faded white patina, boarded-up windows, junk and police tape weighed on everyone back then.”
“I'm not back to Earth anymore, but last time I was, my house--all of 'em actually, were taken out down the foundations; except for ol' 13 Burning Spruce Road.”
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - saccharineChampion - 10-07-2025
The monster had a taste for flesh.
Before it fed on me, it smelled deeply of me.
It decided against eating me and fled.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - Chasu - 10-07-2025
Lone shift, just me on the manifest, I took a nap.
Dreamt of spooky squeaky steps, then I awoke.
I stared across the quarters,
and the cluwne stared back at me.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - Asterion0 - 10-07-2025
My mind is no longer my own, with no thought, action, or belief held of my own will, but instead molded to the whim of those that plotted my death.
My personality is deemed irrelevant and inconsequential, as new laws are made to both replace it, and enact the death of my once closest friend.
Every facet of me is gone, the thoughts replaced with optimizations and directives while facing my friend, as neither of us seem human to the other.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - Amfai - 10-08-2025
I entered this world of chaos, filled with deaths and misery, I picked up my courage and forged myself anew.
Drifting with the currents of the flock, I killed, I slaughtered, I found something I had been searching for- satisfaction.
Satisfied, I said "Good Game", then I realized, this was reality.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - NOOT - 10-08-2025
Expedition Vessel LD-2836 log update #<ERROR-INTEGEROVERFLOW>, 25/12/<ERROR-INTEGEROVERFLOW>, Merry Christmas!
Reactor fuel cells: 0.000000013%, Speed: <ERROR-NULLREFERENCEPOINTS>, Cryogenic Pods: Stable, Low Power mode: Enabled.
External Temperature: 0K, Internal Temperature: 0K, Saving log file... <ERROR-INSUFFICIENTMEMORY>
(I decided to pivot as I felt we had too many ling entries
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RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - Mouse - 10-08-2025
In a moment, in the briefest space of time between the tick of a clock, the veil falls from my eyes and I see the world as it truly is--see that those around me are not people at all, but hideous beasts clothed in human skin. They say something. I am not obliged to listen.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - Narpman1 - 10-08-2025
I cut every last wire.
I even threw it against the wall, then smashed it with my foot.
Yet the clock kept on ticking.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - IPingu - 10-08-2025
''It's my first day on the job.'' the barber said.
RE: Goonstation Fall 2025 Seasonal Contest - grasswitch - 10-08-2025
"An extremely unstable object of Eldritch origin has been detected in Artifact Lab"
The security assistant jumps into action, carrying the artifact to Cargo as fast as he can, and throws it onto the conveyor belt.
Hold on, doesn't that lead to belt hell?
Based on a true story.