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RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - 0oze - 12-13-2023
What is the best way to get clean in space?
- Take a meteor shower!
Why did the astronaut take a vacation?
- He needed some space!
What is an alien with three eyes called?
- An Aliiien!
One day the clock was tired of saying "tick, tack, tick, tack"
- so it changed, tac-ticks
Why is the moon so moody?
- its going trough a phase
What kind of dish would only borgs find delectable?
- A satelite dish.
Now that there is no more ice to eat. Are you feeling frostrated?
What is the best meal to eat in an igloo?
- Brr-eakfast!
Help im trapped in a popsicle factory!
Why did the mobster put the stolen money in the freezer?
- The boss wanted cold hard cash
On the other hand. you have different fingers
What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
- A pool Table
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i have so many more...