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Re: Space LAWWW - Morrigi - 09-23-2013
Clarks Wrote:The only thing a space law book should contain is a list of crime codes.
So rentacops can yell over the radio stuff like "501(clown beating) in progress at the bar, requesting immediate backup".
Yes.
Re: Space LAWWW - Anticheese - 09-23-2013
Book of crime codes sounds great, especially if you can write in your own ones.
Re: Space LAWWW - Captain_Bravo - 09-23-2013
Would a clown beating be someone beating up a clown, or a clown beating up someone else?
Re: Space LAWWW - Wrazzy - 09-23-2013
Captain_Bravo Wrote:Would a clown beating be someone beating up a clown, or a clown beating up someone else?
It's not like the rent a cops actually care, they'll just run in and stun the shit out of anything that moves.
Re: Space LAWWW - VictorMAngoStein - 09-29-2013
The following things should be legalized:
Cyborg Marriage
Medicinal Space Drugs
Impersonating a sec officer to "confiscate" weed from botany
Changelings performing funny but obvious gimmicks on the station
Spacing the detective's thermals
Forceable removal of posteriors, ideally to make ass burgers you can feed the victim while he is bucklecuffed
Apprehending criminals by throwing rainbow melons at them
Chameleon projectors because they are useless except for gimmicks
Stealing Security gear for my Space Village People concert.
Death Penalty for anyone who reminds me I could have fabricated the jumpsuit myself as I languish in the brig
Amnesty for the red-suited strangers who promised to bring me the rest oft the costumes if I lent them the sec gear
Re: Space LAWWW - Marquesas - 09-30-2013
VictorMAngoStein Wrote:Chameleon projectors because they are useless except for gimmicks
This one is false as heck though.
Re: Space LAWWW - BlackPhoenix - 09-30-2013
Marquesas Wrote:I think (Hope) he meant Chameleon Jumpsuiits.VictorMAngoStein Wrote:Chameleon projectors because they are useless except for gimmicks
This one is false as heck though.
Re: Space LAWWW - VictorMAngoStein - 09-30-2013
No, I meant the one that turns you into a toolbox that moves
Re: Space LAWWW - Klayboxx - 09-30-2013
Sometimes when I get mindslaved as a security, I will write a fake space law that just ends with everyone being dead.
So yes.