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RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Drago156 - 05-12-2018
(05-11-2018, 09:52 AM)Technature Wrote: I jaywalk.
Regularly.
^ minus the regularly part
Also very rarely no seatbelt
EDIT: god this avatar is horrifying...
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Wisecrack34 - 05-12-2018
I kicked someone in siege because I had a 4 man party. It was out of peer pressure but I did it
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Lady Birb - 05-14-2018
Once my parents decided to bring the family to a really nice mexican restaurant. I looked at the menu for thirty seconds and ordered a cheeseburger with fries. I have never seen a more disappointed waiter in my life.
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Drago156 - 05-14-2018
(05-14-2018, 04:21 PM)Lord Birb Wrote: Once my parents decided to bring the family to a really nice mexican restaurant. I looked at the menu for thirty seconds and ordered a cheeseburger with fries. I have never seen a more disappointed waiter in my life.
You are not alone in this crime
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Vitatroll - 05-14-2018
I used to pee off the deck of my childhood home pretty much every morning until the age of 10. Is that a crime? Apparently, yes.
Land of the Free my ass.
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - popecrunch - 05-15-2018
i am popecrunch.
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Eibel - 05-15-2018
(05-14-2018, 05:36 PM)Drago156 Wrote:(05-14-2018, 04:21 PM)Lord Birb Wrote: Once my parents decided to bring the family to a really nice mexican restaurant. I looked at the menu for thirty seconds and ordered a cheeseburger with fries. I have never seen a more disappointed waiter in my life.
You are not alone in this crime
If you like tacos, order enchiladas (taco of beef, cheese, and/or chicken with sauce over it), or the 'taco salad' (basically a fried or baked tortilla filled with salad), or tostadas (flat tacos)
if not, go for fajitas (strips of x meat whatever you order)
also sopapillas are amazing (fried cinnamon and sugar pastry)
...rocky mountain oysters...are not oysters.
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Noah Buttes - 05-15-2018
(05-15-2018, 02:21 AM)popecrunch Wrote: i am popecrunch.
The most heinous of all crimes.
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Prichard - 05-15-2018
I park my car at the supermarket and then go to a completely different store
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - KikiMofo - 05-15-2018
I disappeared for like two years.
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - Vitatroll - 05-15-2018
(05-15-2018, 12:20 PM)KikiMofo Wrote: I disappeared for like two years.Grand Theft Self, eh? You're lucky that's a difficult crime to prosecute, bub.
edit: Should'a went with Grand Theft Auto, dang.
RE: Please list all of your crimes here - EristheSlackWyrm - 05-16-2018
I once stole a 0.33 liter bottle of Cola. My excuse was that if you bought a small pizza you get a bottle of soda for free. but I bought a medium pizza that day, and that does not include the free soda.
A friend of mine with a criminal backround called me a " "Where i live" Punk.". I live in an area of Norway known for petty crimes.
I was worried for a week about the police tracking me down.
Other than that I cannot remember doing any intentional crime.
Atleast the pizza was great.