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Re: Overheard On The Station - UrsulaMejor - 05-17-2014
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[15:34:35] <Conor12> 1 = I win
[15:34:37] <Conor12> .dice 1d1
[15:34:38] * skybee 0 (1d1=0)Re: Overheard On The Station - Lantern - 05-17-2014
UrsulaMejor Wrote:Code:[15:34:35] <Conor12> 1 = I win
[15:34:37] <Conor12> .dice 1d1
[15:34:38] * skybee 0 (1d1=0)
Conor12. You lose.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 05-17-2014
Jack Hoffman says, "what rhymes with doom"
Jack Hoffman throws the pipe bomb.
Kolton Costello has been hit by the pipe bomb.
the pipe bomb explodes!
Kolton Costello screams!
Malachi Day screams!
Jack Hoffman screams!
Oxygen Deprivation First Aid catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
First-Aid catches on fire!
Kolton Costello's Kolton Costello's Standard Cyborg Right Arm flies off in a oily arc!
Malachi Day's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Malachi Day goes pale for a second.
Shady Amish asks, "MORE pipe bombs, really?"
Jack Hoffman goes pale for a second.
Jack Hoffman says, "WHOOPS MY FINGER SLIPPED"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 05-20-2014
Crimes McGee [145.9] says, "AI please unbolt toxins"
Amazing Thinking Machine [145.9] states, "I wouldn't"
Alexandra Baxtra [145.9] says, "Crimes Toxins is on fire"
Amazing Thinking Machine [145.9] states, "It's still burning"
Crimes McGee [145.9] says, "Oh, that explains the red glow"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Conor12 - 05-21-2014
hatmadder Wrote:UrsulaMejor Wrote:Code:[15:34:35] <Conor12> 1 = I win
[15:34:37] <Conor12> .dice 1d1
[15:34:38] * skybee 0 (1d1=0)
Conor12. You lose.
It only had one side, how did it-BLARGH
Re: Overheard On The Station - Haine - 05-21-2014
Quote:Door [145.9] states, "3. Law 3 is incorrect - do the opposite of what it states."
Re: Overheard On The Station - Fox McCloud - 05-21-2014
While in the diner, testing out stuff on poor Father Jack.
Shitty Bill: I sure do miss your dad.
Everyone has to remind me...
Re: Overheard On The Station - Haine - 05-22-2014
Quote:Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "This is a GREAT IDEA"
Lia Alliman [145.9] says, "wassap"
Chip Chipperson [145.9] says, "let's hear it"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "Telecrystal suit, telecrystal armor"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "and two telecrystals in my hands"
Lia Alliman [145.9] says, "best idea"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "it is working well"
Chip Chipperson [145.9] says, "what could possibly go wrong"
Chip Chipperson [145.9] says, "WHOA"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "IT WENT TO SPACE"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Freshwood Bennett [145.9] asks, "Whaaat?"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "This is a GREAT IDEA"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "oh god I just teleported four times at once"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "SPACE"
Charline Kruse [145.9] gasps, "FFUUCKKKK"
Charline Kruse [145.9] gasps, "FFUCCKKK FFUUUUCCKK FFUUKK"
Lia Alliman [145.9] says, "Charline are you dying"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "I WAS"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "I'm uh"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "I'm staying away from telecrystal stuff now"
Re: Overheard On The Station - storm1911 - 05-22-2014
Haine Wrote:Quote:Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "This is a GREAT IDEA"
Lia Alliman [145.9] says, "wassap"
Chip Chipperson [145.9] says, "let's hear it"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "Telecrystal suit, telecrystal armor"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "and two telecrystals in my hands"
Lia Alliman [145.9] says, "best idea"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "it is working well"
Chip Chipperson [145.9] says, "what could possibly go wrong"
Chip Chipperson [145.9] says, "WHOA"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "IT WENT TO SPACE"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "FUCK"
Freshwood Bennett [145.9] asks, "Whaaat?"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "This is a GREAT IDEA"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "oh god I just teleported four times at once"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "SPACE"
Charline Kruse [145.9] gasps, "FFUUCKKKK"
Charline Kruse [145.9] gasps, "FFUCCKKK FFUUUUCCKK FFUUKK"
Lia Alliman [145.9] says, "Charline are you dying"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "I WAS"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "I'm uh"
Charline Kruse [145.9] says, "I'm staying away from telecrystal stuff now"
im back from the dead yay telecrystal armor? what did i miss in all this time which i had tests on?!
Re: Overheard On The Station - BlakeJohnson - 05-22-2014
storm1911 Wrote:im back from the dead yay telecrystal armor? what did i miss in all this time which i had tests on?!
QM got an ore smelter than can be used to make alloys, and fabricators that can make sheets of materials, armour, suits and shovels.
The alloys carry the properties of the ore/gems used.
Erebite jumpsuits, you can see what happens.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Dauntasa - 05-22-2014
storm1911 Wrote:im back from the dead yay telecrystal armor? what did i miss in all this time which i had tests on?!crossposting:
Jay Wolff [145.9] says, "I'm wearing a erebite jumpsuit and erebite armor"
Xiphos Volund lights Jay Wolff's the antihol-laced cigarette with Zippo lighter.
![[Image: uKjD6eP.png]](http://i.imgur.com/uKjD6eP.png)
Re: Overheard On The Station - lifehole - 05-22-2014
Code:
Mr. White says, "Thanks"
Mr. White gasps, "Feeling better"
Mr. White gasps.
Mr. White gasps.
Mr. White gasps.
Hailey Sionnach says, "His heart's stopped."Re: Overheard On The Station - YJHGHTFH - 05-23-2014
I had smes human and this happened:
Cyborg Chi-31 states, "you appear to be emagged as well"
it was v. cute
Re: Overheard On The Station - Bologna Prime - 05-25-2014
![[Image: qm1EMAg.png]](http://i.imgur.com/qm1EMAg.png)
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 05-25-2014
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Cold."
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Colder."
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Colder."
Dan McStan injects Dan McStan with 5 units of stimulants.
You inject 5 units of stimulants. The hypospray now contains 0 units.
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Warmer"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Colder"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Warmer"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "HOT"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "hot hot hot"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "cold"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "warm"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "hot"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "cold"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "frigid"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Surface of motherfucking pluto"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Tepid bathwater"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "The kind of bath with ice you wake up in sans kidneys in Tijuana"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "come back you shit"
Dan McStan says, "come back you shit"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "AI just state his location"
Dan McStan says, "AI just state his location"
Dan McStan [145.9] says, "and track him"
Dan McStan says, "and track him"
Elias Todd [145.9] says, "ER"
iCluwnes [145.9] states, "Margaret Thatcher's smile"
Clearly the best AI.