Goonstation Forums
Ideas of questionable quality - Printable Version

+- Goonstation Forums (https://forum.ss13.co)
+-- Forum: Discussion (https://forum.ss13.co/forumdisplay.php?fid=6)
+--- Forum: Ideas & Suggestions (https://forum.ss13.co/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: Ideas of questionable quality (/showthread.php?tid=8020)



RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Waffleloffle - 12-18-2021

new medical item: tongue depressor. when used on someone's head on the help intent the doctor sticks it in their mouth and their speech gets all muffled for like 3 seconds because it's hard to talk when your tongue's pressed down dumbass!! can be used in all instances a popsicle stick can be used


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Danger Noodle - 12-19-2021

(12-18-2021, 11:38 AM)Mouse Wrote: Being inside a vehicle when it explodes should deal massive brute damage.  Makes sense and would make dealing with the shitheads who spend all round running people over with subs easier.

This thread is only for questionable ideas, for proposing an actually good change you have been sentenced to death. Please stand in front of the Super Mega Hyper Death Laser of Doom™ also known as the SMH Death Laser.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 12-21-2021

re-add cakes to the smoke powder whitelist


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 12-21-2021

remove whatever trait or spacebux purchase or whatever lets you spawn with one arm

being uncuffable is too much of an advantage


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Sbmhawk - 12-21-2021

You would still be able to cut your arm off, all the trait does is make it easier/you less likely to die to botched surgery.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Froggit_Dogget - 12-21-2021

add a new antagonist; The imposter! They get a kill button similar to the grinches, and they can cause random events,, like magstorms, spontanious engine failure, meteors, shut down comms! and more with a 2 minute cooldown. However, they can be killed if they get caught using their killbutton on someone

(12-21-2021, 02:47 PM)Froggit_Dogget Wrote:  However, they can be killed if they get caught using their killbutton on someone

like; the witness gets a report button which kills the imposter


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Frank_Stein - 12-21-2021

Add crates and barrels around maps that have to be smashed open to get random loot


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 12-23-2021

make npc monkeys unable to pick up an item that has been removed from them for 4s after it is removed. how many times have you been stuck in the (monkey moves, refocus window, catch up to monkey, remove item, monkey moves and picks up item again) loop for longer than you wanted to.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - cyberTripping - 12-23-2021

(12-23-2021, 03:59 AM)NOOT Wrote: make npc monkeys unable to pick up an item that has been removed from them for 4s after it is removed. how many times have you been stuck in the (monkey moves, refocus window, catch up to monkey, remove item, monkey moves and picks up item again) loop for longer than you wanted to.

This is very funny and I like it in spirit but it's also incredibly annoying when it happens to you and you just want the dang stamp back or whatever. I'm definitely of two minds about it.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 12-23-2021

It might be a good idea to have removing an item from someone place it into your hand.  It'd make stripping people take longer but imo it's a more intuitive outcome.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 12-23-2021

dyeing an ai camera with colorful reagent should alter the color of any tiles the ai sees through that camera to the shade the camera is colored


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Sbmhawk - 12-23-2021

Or paint!


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 12-23-2021

Give heads a fumble on the sacrificial dagger rev item.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Ikea - 12-26-2021

Chameleon bombs are purchasable by all jobs now instead of just clown.


RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Kelpo - 12-28-2021

Add ability to shoot hats off someone head, namely detective shooting a hat off someone (some hats shouldnt be shooted off namely sec hats, so maybe add a hat whitelist that prevents them from getting shot off)

Here comes Staffie Gaming the tophat wearing staff assistant spitting in detective drink

The detective pulls out a smoke, takes a long drag(refiling his deadeye) then puffs it out in Staffie Gaming face, takes 2 steps back and without even looking fired his revolver

It was over in a moment and the folks had gathered round

There before them lay the hat of the staffie on the ground

Oh, he might have went on wearing but he made one fatal spit

When he tried to anger the detective with the big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip

Big iron, big iron

When he tried to anger the detective with the big iron on his hip

Big iron on his hip

The detective tipped his hat and twirled the big iron into his holster

using *twirl with the detective revolver and wearing the shoulder holster should put the gun into the holster

also shooting a hat off should also shoot some hair off making a trail from where the bullet was fired from aka taking an razor and running it through the middle top of your hair