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Re: Overheard On The Station - Kubius - 05-02-2014
Zoldorf beeps, "Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zoldorf tips over onto Melanie Blowfist (as Tof Fugel)!
Melanie Blowfist (as Tof Fugel) screams!
Re: Overheard On The Station - Amuys - 05-02-2014
Poor Tor Fugel. He got into a cycle of getting his limbs blown off and stapled back together.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 05-02-2014
Robotic Talk, Terminus states, "Too distracted. they might also think I'm dad"
Robotic Talk, Terminus states, "Dead."
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Theta-48 states, "you are my dad"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Theta-48 queries, "arent you?"
Robotic Talk, Cyborg Theta-48 queries, "space dad?"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Kubius - 05-04-2014
Apparently gold bars are a kickass weapon.
Code:
Tuk Tuk Rasa attacks Sarif Al Assad in the head with the gold bar!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Sarif Al Assad collapses!
Tuk Tuk Rasa attacks Reset Naywalk in the head with the gold bar!
Tuk Tuk Rasa attacks Reset Naywalk in the chest with the gold bar!
... and lands a devastating hit!Re: Overheard On The Station - parf - 05-04-2014
Robotic Talk, Doug Beach (as Comrade Ivan) says, "so uhm"
Robotic Talk, Doug Beach (as Comrade Ivan) says, "a headspider of a cluwne just hopped in my throat"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Haine - 05-04-2014
Surgery did not go well today.
Quote:Lia Alliman starts to move Dan McStan onto the operating table.
Dan McStan lies down on Operating Table.
You were interrupted!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' is trying to inject Dan McStan!
Lia Alliman fumbles and stabs herself in the eye with the scalpel.
You can't seem to see anything!
You begin to recover.
Dan McStan says, "......."
Lia Alliman says, "UH"
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "All patched up!"
Re: Overheard On The Station - FishDance - 05-04-2014
Quote:Noam Stanza says, "I don't mind you wizard"
Noam Stanza says, "You're a pretty cool guy"
Gandalfini the Deceased (as Dr. Fisk) says, "MHOL HOTTOV"
Paper Bin catches on fire!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Shitty Bill asks, "I ever tell you 'bout the day I got fired?"
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
Jones dies!
You're sooooooo clever, Shitty Bill. I bet they used to call you Witty Bill back in the day.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Readster - 05-05-2014
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] states, "The detective just dove into space without a suit or internals to gun down a criminal"
Jerki-Bot (AI) [145.9] states, "God speed you crazy drunk bastard"
Re: Overheard On The Station - A Friend - 05-08-2014
Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) asks, "Why are there owls, seals, and wasps in escape?"
Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "Oh and a walrus for some reason"
Steve Dyssal (as Robert Patterson) asks, "The fuck have you done, Faffotron?"
Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "Oh god and so much else"
Bluz Clue says, "Noah's Ark, they're leaving the lag-filled space station"
Bluz Clue says, "They're starting over."
Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "Faffotron played god"
Lance Stahl (as Bro Sprite) says, "We're paying for it"
Faffotron states, "I don't know what's in here"
Faffotron states, "I've created hell"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Sundance - 05-08-2014
Decided to fine Tobba (Jane Miller) for being drunk on the job. Turns out she didn't appreciate that and decided to ticket me for fining her. What happened next was a battle of fining/ticketing, completely ignoring any plea's over the radio, while Jane accidentally lit the security tickets, then herself, then me, and then the captain threw a pipebomb, blew the fuck up security, yet it did not stop us as we continued to ticket each after every painful breath until we both died.
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Sundance Feely
Sundance Feely has been officially yelled at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for Issuing tickets before even leaving security on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially told off by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for starting a ticket based textual rap battle on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially told off by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for issuing too many tickets on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially yelled at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for also sexism on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially berated by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for trying to imply being superior to the detective on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially cautioned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for making terrible jokes on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially cautioned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for not putting me the hell out on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially sneered at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for caused ticket battle to go deadly on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Sundance Feely has been officially warned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for losing the ticket battle through force on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Maximilian Shirey
Maximilian Shirey has been officially berated by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for literal burns on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Maximilian Shirey has been officially yelled at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for pipe bombing security on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Jane Miller
Jane Miller has been officially berated by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for dying on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Dr. Swedlokim
Dr. Swedlokim has been officially sneered at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for Speaking poor french on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
pipe bomb
pipe bomb has been officially warned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for blowing the hell out of security on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Willy Kent
Willy Kent has been officially sneered at by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for being an awful thief on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Victor Linton
Victor Linton has been officially cautioned by Nanotrasen Corporate Security for reckless littering of explosives on 08/05/53.
Issued by: Jane Miller - Detective
Fines
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Jane Miller
Jane Miller: 200 credits
Reason: Being drunk before she even started the job
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 100 credits
Jane Miller: 300 credits
Reason: Ticketing the HoS
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 300 credits
Jane Miller: 400 credits
Reason: Impling she can rap. HAH WOMEN
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 0 credits
Jane Miller: 600 credits
Reason: Telling the HoS to not Ticket
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 300 credits
Jane Miller: 600 credits
Reason: Taking a joke badly
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 0 credits
Jane Miller: 500 credits
Reason: Implying the detective is superior to the hos
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 500 credits
Jane Miller: 500 credits
Reason: Lighting herself and the tickets on fire
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 0 credits
Jane Miller: 1000 credits
Reason: Lighting the HoS on fire
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 600 credits
Jane Miller: 200 credits
Reason: Making a mockery of sec
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 0 credits
Jane Miller: 300 credits
Reason: Burning to death in security
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 300 credits
Jane Miller: 500 credits
Reason: Losing the ticket battle
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 100 credits
Jane Miller: 200 credits
Reason: Fainting on the job
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 200 credits
Jane Miller: 100 credits
Reason: Getting back up after an explosion
Issued by: Sundance Feely - Head of Security
Paid: 100 credits
Re: Overheard On The Station - Sundance - 05-08-2014
Absolutely posted this in the wrong thread (thought it was greatest moments)
plz 4give me
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lantern - 05-08-2014
Sundance Wrote:Absolutely posted this in the wrong thread (thought it was greatest moments)
plz 4give me
never ever...
Re: Overheard On The Station - CaptainBravo - 05-11-2014
Quote:<Postmo_> Bubs Runner
<Lantern> fat'n'sassy
<Postmo_> it is blade runner but with pies instead of replicants
<efrem> i've seen figs you people wouldn't believe
<Postmo_> All these moments will be lost, like calories in my waist.
<Postmo_> Time to pie.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Dabir - 05-12-2014
<pac0_BR> the english teachers teach fish simple actions with daily reinforcement
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 05-15-2014
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "oh no"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "it is true"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "I have become"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "the murderjerk"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "there's no turning back now"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "it's all or nothing"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "perhaps someday I will atone"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "till then"
Gib InterCo Commander (as Sailor Dave) says, "HAHA SUCKERS"