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Re: Overheard On The Station - poland spring - 03-04-2014
*flipout
Prospector Pete flips right straight the FUCK out!
also I'd like to see a Paco Br in the diner someday he's precious
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 03-06-2014
What seemed like a normal night turned into the summoning of cthulu, or something of the sort.
Re: Overheard On The Station - UrsulaMejor - 03-06-2014
Code:
[23:04:55] <Iamgoofball> UrsulaMajor, you completely ruined it gj
[23:04:56] <pac0_BR> gj
[23:05:00] <Lavastage> gj
[23:05:04] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:05:04] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:05:07] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:05:27] <atomicthumbs> gj
[23:05:32] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:05:39] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:05:44] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:06:45] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:06:53] <atomicthumbs> gj
[23:06:54] <Iamgoofball> gj
[23:06:55] <pac0_BR> gj
[23:06:59] <atomicthumbs> gj
[23:07:01] <UrsulaMajor> gj
[23:07:04] <Lavastage> .seen nerd
[23:07:06] * skybee bumbles in a clueless manner regarding nerd
[23:07:07] <knaelidos> Is there an admin here I can cry undeserved pubbie tears to?
[23:07:11] * atomicthumbs sets ban on *!*[email protected]
[23:07:11] * atomicthumbs has kicked Lavastage from #goonstation (atomicthumbs)
[23:07:24] <UrsulaMajor> it's like hunger games but less dying childrenRe: Overheard On The Station - Lantern - 03-20-2014
Central Council Update
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM SS13 INTO WINDOWS. ITS SS13 AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING FARTS ALONGSIDE WITH MY CHARACTER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME SYNDICATES OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP ROBUST TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS STATION. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SECRETS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.
Re: Overheard On The Station - Dabir - 03-22-2014
Woody Losey saws open his butt with the circular saw!
Woody Losey throws the circular saw.
Woody Losey lies down on Operating Table.
Woody Losey begin to delicately slice the intestines with the scalpel!
Woody Losey's Standard Cyborg Right Arm flies off in a oily arc!
Woody Losey screams!
Man Jackson says, "HA."
Woody Losey gasps, "OOOhhh gggoodd.."
Woody Losey gasps, "AABBOORRRTT"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 03-22-2014
Shitty Goff (as Jack Goff) says, "You look all good"
Shitty Bob (as Cherokee Bob) says, "AHH"
Shitty Stamos (as Desmond Stamos) says, "Go see if there is a body"
Shitty Man Jenkins (as Captain) says, "anyways, i'm in the brig if you want to test your spree"
Shitty Sandman says, "ice moon, its put in already"
Shitty Packer (as Cookie Packer) says, "oh, ice moon"
Shitty platyctenean states, "Oh god, Shitty-side"
Shitty Nehling (as Jonathon Nehling) says, "it's coming back i think"
Shitty Sandman says, "just click toggle portal"
Shitty platyctenean declares, "Shitty killed Shitty!"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Bobbeh - 03-22-2014
Dalen Keith farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Dalen Keith!
Dalen Keith farts in David Bailey's face!
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
David Bailey farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites David Bailey!
David Bailey farts in Richard Grabber's face!
Richard Grabber farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Richard Grabber!
Richard Grabber farts in Finn Ericsson's face!
Cyrus Derpilyev farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Cyrus Derpilyev!
Cyrus Derpilyev farts in Finn Ericsson's face!
Finn Ericsson farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Finn Ericsson!
Re: Overheard On The Station - Bobbeh - 03-22-2014
sorry for the double post but
After a bit of weird mix making, I accidently make a massive firey explosion that renders toxins uninhabitable! Seems I've done ~science~, and some of the reactions:
DEAD: ADMIN(Denmark) says, "air status of that room: 11454.7 Kelvin"
Corey Franks says, "TOXINS IS LITERALLY SO HOT MY FIRESUIT DOES NOTHING"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Grayshift - 03-24-2014
Selina Stalls says, "I went into a morphine coma so deep that my addiction was cured by the time I got out of it."
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 03-25-2014
Funk Hive Operative #1 (as Janitor) gasps, "iiimmmm cccrrrriiittt bbyy oorrgaaanniicc wwwaallll"
INCOMPITENT SYNDIES AHOY!
Re: Overheard On The Station - BillyMays - 03-25-2014
You leap and slam your head against the inside of Guardbuddy-430! Ouch!
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 03-27-2014
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shitty Bill [145.9] gasps, "GGRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lily Lilington [145.9] bellows, "OH HEY HE'S STILL ALIVE!!!"
Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 03-28-2014
Deeps Repus [145.9] states, "Crew, state current activities."
That One Borg [145.9] states, "making infinite bees"
That One Borg states, "making infinite bees"
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "Trying to come up with a clever way to mu-"
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "uh"
Richard Meier [145.9] says, "making robot parts to eventually add people to your legions AI"
Deeps Repus [145.9] queries, "Again, Janet?"
Janet Jakobsson [145.9] says, "A clever way to muppets."
Re: Overheard On The Station - Bobbeh - 03-30-2014
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2muchblingin
Re: Overheard On The Station - Zadeon - 04-01-2014
Poe Jubby says, "turn them off I can drag you to medical faster"
Man Jackson says, "I would, but"
Poe Jubby says, "oh"
Poe Jubby says, "..."
Poe Jubby is trying to take off the the magnetic shoes from Man Jackson's feet!
Man Jackson exclaims, "Turns out having no arms is very inconvenient!"
Man Jackson says, "Who'd have thought"
Poe Jubby smiles.