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RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Mageziya - 04-06-2017

You know that it's a productive round for chemistry if the department's just a hole by the end of the round!*

*Statement not endorsed by the administration.

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - sartorius - 04-10-2017

I managed to start a paramilitary coup against a scientist who was making max cap tank bombs while puking my guts out thanks to the many many drugs I was on.

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Sov - 04-12-2017

I become the momentary ruler of the birds. My flock was numerous, our beaks sharp, and our feathers shiny

The chapel became a forest and the the wise owls whispered prophecy to me. The bugs were both numerous and juicy. It was our peoples golden age

Some of the humans however objected to our domain and tried to burn us with flame throwers.

When threatened by a human with a gun I told him that should he strike me down a thousand birds would take my place. Suddenly hundreds of birds came into being and filled our forest devouring the upsurpers

In a demand for reprisals of their transgressions I demanded the humans offer up their eyes so that we may feast upon them. Our most loyal human Noah Buttes brought to us a feast of many organs which pleased us.

As we and our most trusted humans rode off in the shuttle another miracle occured and all of space became filldd with birds as the battledrones culled non believers

So sayeth the bird gods; offer to me your eyes for only then may you see our truth

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - elan_oots - 04-13-2017

Ass day...

Ella Oats (played by Elan_oots) was a late-joining traitor!

They purchased nothing with their telecrystals! Wow!

Objective #1 : Assassinate macho menn, the Macho Man. Failed

Objective #2 : Assassinate Matchoe maenn, the Macho Man. Failed

Objective #3 : Assassinate matzo Menn, the Macho Man. Failed

Objective #4 : Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Vitatroll - 04-13-2017

(04-06-2017, 04:36 PM)Mageziya Wrote: You know that it's a productive round for chemistry if the department's just a hole by the end of the round!*

*Statement not endorsed by the administration.
Not so sure about that last bit. Cackling Aloud With Gusto

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Superlagg - 04-16-2017

Guy told me coffee was illegal, so I toolboxed him and threw his ass out the airlock.

Then I helped beat a fake ling to death.

Then I emp'd the most robust lightning buddy in space into electrocuting half the station, me included.

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Mageziya - 04-16-2017

(04-13-2017, 06:44 PM)Vitatroll Wrote:
(04-06-2017, 04:36 PM)Mageziya Wrote: You know that it's a productive round for chemistry if the department's just a hole by the end of the round!*

*Statement not endorsed by the administration.
Not so sure about that last bit. Cackling Aloud With Gusto

They like it when it's a hole, they just don't like the means needed to get there.

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atamusvaleo - 04-22-2017

In-flight magic show.

Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown says, "OKAY"
The Emergency Shuttle has left for CentCom! It will arrive in 2 minutes!
You are thrown about as the shuttle launches due to not being securely buckled in!
Dan Kelly (as Dom Killy) laughs.
Johnny Mac Black eye unbuckles.
Beezlebub the Clown exclaims, "Who's ready for a magic shoW?!"
Carly Black unbuckles.
You begin to recover.
Carly Black opens stanley's chassis cover.
Dan Kelly (as Dom Killy) exclaims, "I am!"
Carly Black has added the crowbar to the mechanical toolbox!
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Carly Black begins undoing stanley's CPU bolts.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Beezlebub the Clown takes a sip from the glass pitcher.
Johnny Mac Black eye says, "me."
Beezlebub the Clown says, "Watch me make"
Carly Black removes stanley's CPU bolts.
Carly Black has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!
Carly Black removes stanley's CPU unit!
Carly Black inserts Atmosphere Kennedy's brain into stanley.
Beezlebub the Clown says, "This full pitcher of tequila dissapear"
Beezlebub the Clown says, "Along with all of the painful memories"
Nothing left in the glass pitcher, oh no!
Nothing left in the glass pitcher, oh no!
Dan Kelly (as Dom Killy) nods.
Beezlebub the Clown throws the glass pitcher.
The glass pitcher shatters!
Beezlebub the Clown exclaims, "TADAA!"
Dan Kelly (as Dom Killy) claps.
Dan Kelly (as Dom Killy) exclaims, "Woo!"
Dan Kelly (as Dom Killy) exclaims, "Encore!"
Johnny Mac Black eye says, "Cuil."
Beezlebub the Clown starts juggling the flashlight!
Beezlebub the Clown fumbles the flashlight!
Beezlebub the Clown adds the flashlight to the the flashlight he's already juggling!
Beezlebub the Clown fumbles the flashlight!
Beezlebub the Clown[b] gets hit in the face by the flashlight![/b]
Johnny Mac Black eye says, "Thay break nou."
Carly Black removes Bishop's CPU unit!
Beezlebub the Clown adds the flashlight to the the flashlight and the flashlight he's already juggling!
Beezlebub the Clown fumbles the flashlight!
Beezlebub the Clown drops everything they were juggling!
Johnny Mac Black eye inserts Jaoquin Hartford's brain into Bishop.
Beezlebub the Clown says, "Just like my heart"
Carly Black waves.
Carly Black begins affixing R4-P17's CPU bolts.
Beezlebub the Clown grumbles.
Beezlebub the Clown starts juggling the flashlight!
Beezlebub the Clown pulls Roughly Jaoquin Hartford's head off of the spike!
Carly Black puts R4-P17's CPU bolts into place.
Beezlebub the Clown adds Roughly Jaoquin Hartford's head to the the flashlight he's already juggling!
Beezlebub the Clown exclaims, "WOoo!!"
Beezlebub the Clown mumbles.
Beezlebub the Clown pulls Pain Jenkins's head off of the spike!
Beezlebub the Clown adds Pain Jenkins's head to the the flashlight and Roughly Jaoquin Hartford's head he's already juggling!
Beezlebub the Clown fumbles Pain Jenkins's head!
Beezlebub the Clown[b] gets hit in the face by Pain Jenkins's head![/b]
Beezlebub the Clown pulls Jaoquin Hartford's head off of the spike!
Beezlebub the Clown burps.
Carly Black has added the wrench to the mechanical toolbox!
Beezlebub the Clown adds Jaoquin Hartford's head to the the flashlight, Roughly Jaoquin Hartford's head and Pain Jenkins's head he's already juggling!
Beezlebub the Clown fumbles Jaoquin Hartford's head!
Beezlebub the Clown adds Jaoquin Hartford's head to the the flashlight, Roughly Jaoquin Hartford's head, Pain Jenkins's head and Jaoquin Hartford's head he's already juggling!
Beezlebub the Clown slurs, "One more!"
Johnny Mac Black eye throws Dakota McShain's head.
Beezlebub the Clown[b] gets hit in the face by Dakota McShain's head![/b]
Beezlebub the Clown slurs, "OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Beezlebub the Clown hiccups.
Beezlebub the Clown slurs, "AAlllll ddduueee heeeaaddshh"
Johnny Mac Black eye points to Dakota McShain's head.
Beezlebub the Clown slurs, "Hooww aaaabbouuffff aaa bbraaaaaainn???!!"
Beezlebub the Clown adds Atmosphere Kennedy's brain to the the flashlight, Roughly Jaoquin Hartford's head, Pain Jenkins's head, Jaoquin Hartford's head and Jaoquin Hartford's head he's already juggling!
Beezlebub the Clown fumbles Atmosphere Kennedy's brain!
Beezlebub the Clown[b] gets hit in the face by Atmosphere Kennedy's brain![/b]
Beezlebub the Clown hiccups.
Beezlebub the Clown blinks.
The Emergency Shuttle has arrived at CentCom!
OOC is now enabled.
Beezlebub the Clown hiccups.
Beezlebub the Clown drops everything they were juggling!

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RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Frank_Stein - 04-22-2017

I've used that same clown name, only with the added title of "Lord of the Pies"

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - NateTheSquid - 04-24-2017

A lot of shit was going on in this round, but basically there were lings about, I managed to get double shambler arms, and then heard there was another ling that had just ate a geneticist and gained all his genes. I ran to go get him with my arms, ran over, punched him twice, and he used the matter manipulation gene, to teleport away. It messed up, and they instantly turned into a statue. While I was laughing my head off and telling the crew, a headspider appeared on top of the statue without any warning, and ran at me. I got away and managed to convince one of the like 5 borgs to kill it, they weren't very good. RIP ling

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Schwicky_Schwag - 04-25-2017

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RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Weavel - 04-26-2017

not enough microbombs tbh

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Sov - 04-28-2017

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RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - BBEG - 04-28-2017

(04-28-2017, 03:24 PM)Sov Wrote: [Image: 165ad75.png]

Best shmuck bait i've seen in a while

RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Superlagg - 04-29-2017

Earlier today, I got loaded on coffee and hot pockets and beat a nuke to death while a syndie kept trying to wrassle and unload his revolver into me. Got me into crit at least twice, but nothing can stop a well balanced breakfast.