(09-18-2016, 03:17 PM)sartorius Wrote: I hope sometime a wraith animates that statue and beats me to death with it.
That would be the uranium icing on this radioactive slag cake.

(09-18-2016, 01:11 PM)Noah Buttes Wrote:

(09-18-2016, 12:19 PM)sartorius Wrote: Dr Floorpills in: "That time I became the most radioactive person on the station."

So I'm fooling around in the smelter with materials, and I've picked up a demonic pen along the way. I find a red contract lying on the floor so I sign it. I get a message saying "You feel like you could take a shotgun blast to the face!" Naturally, security refused to shoot me in the face with shotguns, so I grabbed some erebite and made a jumpsuit out of it. The erebite was irradiating other crewmen who picked it up to the point of death, but I was still in the green while holding it, so I decided to make it into a butt-erebite jumpsuit and stroll around with it. Finding that the crew were intent on p playing the unsafe game "let's toss lighters at the radioactive guy with an erebite jumpsuit," I decided to gather up some radioactive slag pizza sheets and place them in a relatively unused section of the station. Strolling back and forth, it wasn't long until I started mutating at an incredible rate. First came obesity, then blindness, then muteness, and then everything else. I remained at green. Then I recieved an admin pm along the lines of "How are you not dead?" I explained my situation and kept strolling over the tiles. Eventually the mutations stopped giving effects, simply saying "you mutate" and having nothing happen. The admin sends another pm. Apparently I hit the limit of radiation anything in the game could have, a whopping 44gy. Of course, I was functionally useless, having EVERY bad mutation in the game by this point, so I blindly stumbled around, unable to hear, see, speak, or breathe due to massive holes caused by traitors and my inability to equip anything. I also lacked shoes. I passed out frequently due to the mutations and tripped onto glass shards, which made me explode violently, and this was coupled with me teleporting randomly. I eventually died in an airless escape hallway, body vaporized from... something. There was literally no trace of me left.
And that's how I got a statue of me made of highly radioactive slag in the smelter.

I am so glad I implemented that one contract.

(09-19-2016, 12:16 AM)grumpchkin Wrote:

(09-18-2016, 01:11 PM)Noah Buttes Wrote:

(09-18-2016, 12:19 PM)sartorius Wrote: Dr Floorpills in: "That time I became the most radioactive person on the station."

So I'm fooling around in the smelter with materials, and I've picked up a demonic pen along the way. I find a red contract lying on the floor so I sign it. I get a message saying "You feel like you could take a shotgun blast to the face!" Naturally, security refused to shoot me in the face with shotguns, so I grabbed some erebite and made a jumpsuit out of it. The erebite was irradiating other crewmen who picked it up to the point of death, but I was still in the green while holding it, so I decided to make it into a butt-erebite jumpsuit and stroll around with it. Finding that the crew were intent on p playing the unsafe game "let's toss lighters at the radioactive guy with an erebite jumpsuit," I decided to gather up some radioactive slag pizza sheets and place them in a relatively unused section of the station. Strolling back and forth, it wasn't long until I started mutating at an incredible rate. First came obesity, then blindness, then muteness, and then everything else. I remained at green. Then I recieved an admin pm along the lines of "How are you not dead?" I explained my situation and kept strolling over the tiles. Eventually the mutations stopped giving effects, simply saying "you mutate" and having nothing happen. The admin sends another pm. Apparently I hit the limit of radiation anything in the game could have, a whopping 44gy. Of course, I was functionally useless, having EVERY bad mutation in the game by this point, so I blindly stumbled around, unable to hear, see, speak, or breathe due to massive holes caused by traitors and my inability to equip anything. I also lacked shoes. I passed out frequently due to the mutations and tripped onto glass shards, which made me explode violently, and this was coupled with me teleporting randomly. I eventually died in an airless escape hallway, body vaporized from... something. There was literally no trace of me left.
And that's how I got a statue of me made of highly radioactive slag in the smelter.

I am so glad I implemented that one contract.

Wait so that contract blocks all damage besides fists and maybe oxygen damage?

(09-19-2016, 08:40 AM)Admiral jimbob Wrote: I got a contract yesterday that said "you are not an antagonist but have all the powers of one", I began mutating rapidly, died, and was resurrected as a still-mutating glowing pure-white fat blob man. I continued to die and resurrect until I finally suicided.

What the hell contract was that

(09-18-2016, 03:33 PM)Noah Buttes Wrote:

(09-18-2016, 03:17 PM)sartorius Wrote: I hope sometime a wraith animates that statue and beats me to death with it.
That would be the uranium icing on this radioactive slag cake.

Wait, the statue's a permanent thing like the jugglemancy plaque now?

(09-20-2016, 06:02 PM)YoukCat Wrote: Then Yitherus Program came in as a Medical bot and killed the closet, killed the Space Mouse, and then slapped a few healing patches on you and left.