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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - ZeWaka - 12-28-2015
Weavel Wrote:Oh and I thought the Strength-Smarts-Slicks system turned out to be super versatile and simple too, will use IRL when I'm dorking.
Yeah, I'm going to have to definitely use that as well in future spessmen D&D campaigns. It's very nice to not have to worry about what fits what, because they are all so defined.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Vitatroll - 12-29-2015
Late-night round. Plasma from the cold loop mixed with one of the Oxygen cans in the southern part of the engine in the presence of a hole in the station at just the right distance to create this:
![[Image: jCtJPE6.png]](http://i.imgur.com/jCtJPE6.png)
I naturally remarked on how hot it was, and how pretty this was with the new lighting. I leave for a bit to do something. Probably to set the PTL. Then come back to find this:
![[Image: ZTCS8GS.png]](http://i.imgur.com/ZTCS8GS.png)
After trying to reach out to people, of which there were only about 6, I my excitement got the better of me and I decided to satisfy a long standing urge first. So went looking for the required thing, and was happy to see that Sol was still waiting there. So I leaped in and grabbed my prize. I could always call the other later. Might as well take care of this first!
![[Image: ff55138727.jpg]](http://puu.sh/mcpR5/ff55138727.jpg)
Well, I was going to go that route anyways. My only lament was that I couldn't share this joy with the 4 other crew. Also, probably should have used a regular, non-credit joint, but it's the experience that counts. I seek interesting deaths, and this is one of the most interesting currently available. Thank you, Convair, for allowing me the opportunity to fulfill one of my longstanding SS13 aspirations.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - vampirate - 01-12-2016
Discovered how to make your grab a physical item. note the bottom right corner of the map
![[Image: Fi1Bkru.png?1]](http://i.imgur.com/Fi1Bkru.png?1)
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - vampirate - 01-12-2016
vampirate Wrote:Discovered how to make your grab a physical item. note the bottom right corner of the maper... guess it was just to the right of me rather.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Splatpope - 01-14-2016
Best birthday present ever on Destiny from players named ingame Stan Beezlebub, Carl Ludwig and Leonard Gentex.
Started of as some very fun silly RP as the son of NT president, put as captain of the ship by obvious nepotism. Stan, posing as a very VIOLATION prone inspector, proceeded to explain me how I was the shittiest captain ever for not respecting obvious NT regulations. He stripped me of my rank and credentials but forgot to ask for my spare ID, so I posed as the disgraced Son of NT Prez with full access because why not.
As he was interrogating every head (basically me and Leonard as the MD), he kept on putting VIOLATION labels on everything and everyone. I became the first to receive a quadruple violation in centuries. Then he became bored and farted on the bible.
Alas, it turns out that Leonard was actually a traitor, getting himself some nasty superpowers to kill everyone. I found out about it when I realized that none of the 2 other starting crewmen were responding. I searched for the roboticist Wesley and I found his body in maintenance near the med area. Then, Leonard popped out of nowhere and threw a barrage of knives at me. Prepared for such an eventuality, I whipped out my energy gun and stunned him, pumping in some deterrent lasers in the process. Realizing he was not damaged in the slightest, I ran away, leaving my empty egun behind.
Shouting everywhere that Leonard was up to something very nasty, Carl the mechanic tried to see what was going on and went to medbay only to be set on fire by his breath. Goddamn superpowers ! Luckily, I had a fire extinguisher in my backpack, so I saved him and we ran away. But Carl had something up his sleeve. He built a teleporter inside his shop and disposals. We hid in a locker, waiting for the trap to unfold. Soon enough and after a PDA message for bait, Leonard teleported inside disposals and got trapped in the corner before the crusher.
We tried to get him down, but to no avail as the flaps were blocking my taser shots. He tried to plead for his life, breathing fire and throwing grenades.
![[Image: HWVwJIb.png]](http://i.imgur.com/HWVwJIb.png)
We couldn't let such a murderous fiend escape from our clutch, even if he pretended to surrender. I failed to kill him once already, I would not be soft anymore.
Finally, he got tired, he used his last weapon, an incendiary grenade, and went down in flames, only to get decimated by the crusher.
We couldn't clone anybody due to decomposition, but we finally managed to escape, alive and proud of having defeated such a monster.
Thanks guys !
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atamusvaleo - 01-15-2016
Splatpope Wrote:Best birthday present ever on Destiny from players named ingame Stan Beezlebub, Carl Ludwig and Leonard Gentex.
Happy birthday from the Inspector Stan Beezlebub the Inspector.
I actually violated regulations myself and couldn't live with it so I lit myself on fire then farted on the bible.
What was my violation, you didn't ask? My wife came home from work and wanted to hang out. No more spessmen for the night.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Nnystyxx - 01-15-2016
So I finally returned to the land of space. I, Nathan Zabloaf, Head of Personality, drive my cargo cart around and pick up an errant wizard, one Erza Sauter. We drive around for a bit, before he stops me and has me order a costume crate-- after some deliberation, and newly armed with staff and 'rang by the POWER OF PRAYER, the new Justice Squad composed of Nathan Bat-Bloaf and Erza Sorceror take to the mean streets of Space Station 13!
And immediately experience a leg-breaking cargo cart glitch! Desperate and downtrodden from the total (temporary) paralysis of his legs, the Sorceror decides he's lived too long, and has seen himself become a villain! After a short scuffle, the two decide to take their altercation to the Chapel, televised for all to see! The battle is long and hard-fought, and at one point an assistant steals Bat-Bloaf's boomerang, but by then, the damage is done, and the errant Sorceror collapses, dead!
But Bat-Bloaf decides he can give his old friend another chance at life, and takes him to Genetics to be cloned--
whereupon he explodes violently. Stricken with grief, Bat-Bloaf gives up the mantle, leaving his own costume beside that of his gibbed compatriot.
![[Image: boJqWXQ.png]](http://i.imgur.com/boJqWXQ.png)
Godspeed.
Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Nnystyxx - 01-15-2016
It didn't end there, though. Revived by the dark power of Satan (or was it Santa?), EZRA SAUTER 2.0, now clothed in clown garb, arose to challenge the former Bat-Bloaf to a final challenge--
-- on the LAVA MOON.
So the Bat took up his cowl and rushed to the distant, burning moon to fight his enemy a final time. . and summarily tripped into the lava and burned to a skeleton. (The reason for this is unknown.)
![[Image: lkaycKG.png]](http://i.imgur.com/lkaycKG.png)
Thus began the dark reign of Ezra Sorcer-clown.
Also then it ended because he choked on burning gas.
THE END.
RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Weavel - 01-29-2016
Last night there were 30+ people on Destiny for nearly two hours with zero adminhelps
I like to think that's a real Best Moment right there
RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Mageziya - 01-30-2016
Posted this to the "Wish you were here" thread:
(01-30-2016, 02:29 PM)Mageziya Wrote: Someone spawned a clown car. Everyone decided to dress as a clown and fight over it.
Grace Schiff says, "Too many clowns spoil the car"
Daring McDonuthugh says, "LET US OUT OF THIS BANANA SMELLING SHITMACHINE"
Honk.
![[Image: 827addab5eac8619115e01b8cccb3cf7.png]](https://i.gyazo.com/827addab5eac8619115e01b8cccb3cf7.png)
![[Image: dbb29776a1320db08365fd172c8ea700.png]](https://i.gyazo.com/dbb29776a1320db08365fd172c8ea700.png)
![[Image: 7bf22effb9f1648cbba1ce64a5c1a0fe.png]](https://i.gyazo.com/7bf22effb9f1648cbba1ce64a5c1a0fe.png)
RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Vitatroll - 01-30-2016
That was fun round. I was too late to grab a clown suit, but at least I got to play the bagpipes!
RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Gannets - 01-31-2016
It's impressive how much chaos can be created when you set the clown job cap to 5.
RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Mageziya - 01-31-2016
I do remember sending a prayer for more clowns.
RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Weavel - 03-08-2016
On Destiny last night, our Captain had never played a game before.
His first round, he was enticed into a plot to laser the wizard at a phoney "captain initiation" we were trying to stage.
..he forgot his gun. Twice.
And when we finally, finally got the wizard to sit down with him
he charged him with a crowbar instead
and won
Good captain.
EDIT: FUCK I forgot about Chefinator, a Chef that survived numerous attacks and firings to become a one-man-kudzu-killing-monster. Cybernetic enhancements, chainsaw left arm, space bear right arm.
Last night was radical.
RE: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Azungar - 03-08-2016
Speaking of Destiny and last night, AFTER some troublesome young lady "presumably" had fucked up the engine and then somehow genetics got blown up, only to find a welder with this said someones prints on it was enough to reassure the foolish MD that she was the culprint. After tedious searches across the whole NSS Destiny, the MD grew frustrated. She HAD to be somewhere. Then it hit him, the idea bright like the purest plasma explosion. He could send messages to her PDA and track her with the noise, only to find her in a bathroom stall staring blankly into space.
Ironically enough after the HoP had spaced me, it hit me that I was healing your burn wounds WHILE the said explosion occurred, thus making it impossible for you to be culprint at hand. I'm sorry for blaming you, Tess!