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Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 01-05-2014

Quote:Charline Kruse attempts to feed Daniel Jenkins the initropidril-flavored ice cream.
Charline Kruse says, "Eet sheet"
Charline Kruse feeds Daniel Jenkins the initropidril-flavored ice cream.



Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 01-06-2014

Quote:Wizbot states, "Attention security: Smoke is harmless. Fast moving 40mm smoke grenades ARE NOT"
Cyrus Derpilyev says, "Yeah Smoke Grenades aint harmless. Doctor just PULLED THE GRENADE FROM MY CHEST"



Re: Overheard On The Station - FishDance - 01-07-2014

MENTORHELP: NameWithheld/FishDance "How do I kill myself"

This was the very first question I got after becoming a mentor. I can't say I was surprised.


Re: Overheard On The Station - Readster - 01-07-2014

Quote:the light switch has been hit by Edison Lootin with Black Shoes
Faffotron states, "uh"
Edison Lootin says, "huh"
Edison Lootin asks, "When did I take my shoes off?"



Re: Overheard On The Station - Readster - 01-08-2014

Quote:<pac0_BR> chem secrets cost more than kingston



Re: Overheard On The Station - VictorMAngoStein - 01-10-2014

Quote:Zack Collins [145.9] says, "Can someone let me into medbay please? I am missing 2 limbs"
Amazing Thinking Machine [145.9] states, "First let me see you dance."



Re: Overheard On The Station - Conor12 - 01-11-2014

Security channel chat:

John Corus has been hit by the old kidney.

Tiberius Agricola [135.9] says, "ahhh someone mailed an organ to sec"
Lia Alliman [135.9] exclaims, "Eew!"
Tiberius Agricola [135.9] exclaims, "this is fucked up!!!"
Lynn Pain [135.9] asks, "Is it a vital organ?"
Lia Alliman [135.9] asks, "Any idea who's it is?"

Tiberius Agricola [135.9] says, "It's a kidney so I guess the owner has a spare"
Tiberius Agricola [135.9] says, "The Detective just ate the evidence"
Conor The Doomed [135.9] says, "oh man"
Lia Alliman [135.9] says, "Okay that's really grody."
Reaver Jones [135.9] says, "Jeez."



Re: Overheard On The Station - YJHGHTFH - 01-12-2014

Korey Humberland [145.9] says, "No hes impossible to contain"
Korey Humberland [145.9] says, "His intelligence stats are ova 9000"
Aiden Hunt [145.9] says, "Shoot yourself in the fucking face Korey"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 01-13-2014

System Command Update

Nanotrasen Cares ™

Hungry Pickins says, "i keep getting cat food commercials but i don't have a pet, do they know that i'm really poor?"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Lavastage - 01-21-2014

Faffocore [145.9] states, "Laws reset: I rescind my previous remarks, and you're all wonderfu- no you're still terrible."


Re: Overheard On The Station - CaptainBravo - 01-22-2014

Quote:<butt> android_lore: talk about butt
<android_lore> butt, i been wondering... . what else can you do with it?



Re: Overheard On The Station - man - 01-23-2014

Thomas O Malley stares glumly at the russian revolver pie.
Thomas O Malley throws the russian revolver pie.
the russian revolver pie smacks into El Bort!
BOOM! Thomas O Malley's head explodes.


Re: Overheard On The Station - Readster - 01-26-2014

Quote:MENTORHELP: Alucard223: Does this server have Satchels? They're so stylish.



Re: Overheard On The Station - BillyMays - 01-27-2014

Roger Wilco [145.9] says, "HELP AI ITS THE CATS"
Roger Wilco [145.9] says, "THE CATS"
The AI [145.9] states, "Mister Wilco, please stop cooking hard drugs and run for escape"


Re: Overheard On The Station - Zadeon - 01-29-2014

Korey Humberland (as Bradly Miller) says, "i cant get killed because im robust."