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Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - AmosMoses - 12-10-2014 babayetu83 Wrote:i think my 4min syndicate round was good Yeah the rest of us Syndies still on the shuttle putting our gear on really appreciated you doing your fucking "speedrun". We don't have an edit button but as an addendum to the Honk laws Only William Pycroft is human. Uploaded by William Pycroft (Captain) Everyone is William Pycroft Uploaded by Honkatrix (Clown) Only people NOT named William Pycroft are William Pycroft Uploaded by Honkatrix (Clown) Clown, I love you, ![]() Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - VictorMAngoStein - 12-13-2014 I opened a christmas present and got a piece of paper with Woody's got Wood written on it. In 2014.. On goonstation. Ok, here's a better story. Yesterday the station was visited by the annoying shit. What is an annoying shit? Well apparently it's a chicken that stunlocks people by throwing snowballs everywhere. Must be a zelda reference. Anyway, there were 2 of these chickens in high traffic hallways, throwing snowballs in every direction and causing the syndicate op to grind to a halt (Along with sec's attempts to arrest the ops.) Naturally, found the chickens inspiring. The following round I changed my character's name to "the annoying shit" and spent the round living up to my name (If there's any way t get a chicken suit on goons please let me know.) I flashed people, stripped the detective, stole shoes, followed people around with a vuvuzela, all the unimaginative obnoxious shit I could think of, until finally the extremely pissed off HOS arrested me for the third time. The annoying shit: "You're not allowed to take my headset!" Dr. Kay (The HOS) "Want to see what else I'm not allowed to do?" And then he dragged me to the armory sans headset and lasered me to death. Ok, maybe the gimmick fell flat without a chicken suit. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Ali0en - 12-13-2014 A blob appeared in medbay and promptly destroyed the station. In the captain's final moments, this happened. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - BaneOfGiygas - 12-14-2014 I ate the sun. ![]() Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - SneakyFerret - 12-14-2014 I have the best story ever. I farted and screamed at the me time. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 12-14-2014 BaneOfGiygas Wrote:PIC You win the solarium, I think. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Archenteron - 12-14-2014 atomic1fire Wrote:BaneOfGiygas Wrote:PIC Not until he eats the Server. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Silvercloud29 - 12-15-2014 BaneOfGiygas Wrote:I ate the sun. Um.... New buttons for super powers? I haven't played in about 2 weeks. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - atomic1fire - 12-15-2014 Yeah there's a superpower toggle now. When it's on you get a list of all the superpower buttons you've unlocked. Things that would've been in the mutation tab before. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Cyclical - 12-16-2014 Yesterday I spawned as inspector. Proceeded to run around telling people not to do things and blowing my whistle. I do this for a while, the Syndicate Agents appear. I proceed to yell at them to stop while blowing my whistle, telling them they have to report for inspection or they will get a scathing report. I am promptly exploded by an RPG. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Cogwerks - 12-17-2014 Best moments sometimes include tiny goats. warning: irl https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=54 ... 1842976061 Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Silvercloud29 - 12-17-2014 Cogwerks Wrote:Best moments sometimes include tiny goats. warning: irl Nerdy white guy with standard glasses and curly hair... Check. Standard ugly holiday sweeter.... Check. Baby goats.... Check. Not sure where I was going with this. but those goats are cute. I wanna play goat sim now. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Megapaco - 12-18-2014 I won the lottery as a innocent Swedish man. My only dream was to go to Disney land. I was then told by a voice that I could go to Disney Land by entering a sketchy and dirty diner bathroom and dropping my money on the floor. My wish came through and I came back to the station with newly found B-balling skills and got to slam dunk it around the escape shuttle Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Sundance - 12-20-2014 I was playing hos and franklin briner was captain. It was a nuke round and despite all of us taking a battering, we still managed to keep hold of the disk. The syndicates had about 2 left when franklin brought one to an electric chair. Him going off like a human firework was probably the funniest things I've seen in-game in a while. The fact that the room was dark, and there was like a dim light from the electric shock and then a massive blinding explosion from it, it was rather spectacular. Re: Best moments ever thread 2.0 - Megapaco - 12-20-2014 So uh we did a dungeon and this happened Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "I AM GEOFF GOLDMAN!" Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "THE MOST ROBUST MAN WHO EVER LIVED!" Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "TIME TO UNLEASH MY TRUE POWER!" Geoff Goldman [145.9] exclaims, "ASHES TO ASHES!" After the last sentence was spoken the station blew up and everyone gibbed. |