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Asstruments - monty - 10-13-2014 Instruments with asses in them. For example, the harmonicass: I have prepared fart songs and fart noises to accompany each asstrument. The resources I've finished are all in a Dropbox folder, viewable by the public for all to enjoy! This is a work in progress. I dug through the 4407 release trying to find the sprites for instruments, but couldn't find them; I suspect they weren't implemented at that time. Therefore, the only sprite I've completed is the "floor" sprite for the harmonicass, featured above. If someone can send me instruments.dmi or whatever sprite sheet they're in, as well as the mob.dmi "held" sprites, I will draw asses on and in the other instruments. At time of writing, all I've completed aside from that are .ogg resources - yes, fart music, including a farty remix of the Epic Sax Guy bit. Below is a list of the asstruments, a link to the subfolder containing their resources, and a list of those resources. Every .ogg file is all normalized and equalized and noise-removal'd and all that other good shit, so they're all the same volume and they all sound good. Sassophone: "The romantic qualities of this instrument have been diminished somewhat by the ass lodged in it."
Harmonicass: "You can't blow in it, but you will."
Butt horn (name undecided!): "Made in Canada!"
Vuvuzelass: "An asslike instrument? With an ass in it? Who did this, and why?" Syndicate variant: "Time to start some shit."
If I have one fear about asstruments, it is that they will be too popular. Thankfully, their availability will be limited somewhat by the fact that only a handful of instruments spawn on the station, although more may certainly become available as a round progresses. Re: Asstruments - phart - 10-15-2014 How has this not gotten more attention? I am kind of deeply offended by that in a weird sort of way. This is pure SS13 right here, pure insanity of the highest caliber. I wanna shove my enemy's ass into the end of a sax and play a war song to commemorate the asskicking in song for all eternity to sing! It would be even cooler if they get unique messages when played with an ass in them, because who doesn't love a good butt pun? Re: Asstruments - Sam Guivene - 10-15-2014 11/10 would fart again. Re: Asstruments - Spy_Guy - 10-15-2014 http://wiki.ss13.co/Changelog#June_2011 Wrote:Removed the ability to shove a harmonica up your ass Worrying butt obsession detected. Re: Asstruments - Marquesas - 10-15-2014 phart Wrote:How has this not gotten more attention? I am kind of deeply offended by that in a weird sort of way. Frankly, I'm very tired of farts and butts in general, and I'm not alone with this. Like, seriously, none of you have a span of creativity beyond that or something. Try asking for suggestions or feedback about anything in OOC and you'll find that it devolves into a discussion about poo and farts and butts in the fraction of a minute. Re: Asstruments - VictorMAngoStein - 10-15-2014 This is a poopoozela. It is a funny item. Re: Asstruments - Ali0en - 10-15-2014 Because poo and fart and butts are funny and if you don't think so then you're a prude that doesn't like it because most do. *fart Re: Asstruments - Ebumwell - 10-15-2014 As someone who misses Poo. I actually agree with Luis. Re: Asstruments - APARTHEID - 10-15-2014 I'm mystified as to why I can't shove a harmonica up my butt to turn my emissions into honky-tonk tooters. Re: Asstruments - Frank_Stein - 10-15-2014 If anything, they should be buttbot constructions, that play music along instead of repeating things. But I'm with Marquesas on this. Re: Asstruments - LinkDaWolf - 10-15-2014 APARTHEID Wrote:I'm mystified as to why I can't shove a harmonica up my butt to turn my emissions into honky-tonk tooters.because shoving objects up your butt probably doesnt fit in this game??? its kind of creepy?????? honestly this idea doesn't seem like something lljk needs. it just feels.. too weird? i mean sure, it's ss13, but putting an instrument into a butt and then playing it is really a bit much. Re: Asstruments - BruiseCruise - 10-15-2014 Frank_Stein Wrote:If anything, they should be buttbot constructions, that play music along instead of repeating things. But I'm with Buttbands sound amazing. Imagine an entire orchestra performing the William Tell Overture! Re: Asstruments - Walrus - 10-15-2014 Marquesas Wrote:Frankly, I'm very tired of farts and butts in general, and I'm not alone with this. Like, seriously, none of you have a span of creativity beyond that or something. Try asking for suggestions or feedback about anything in OOC and you'll find that it devolves into a discussion about poo and farts and butts in the fraction of a minute. I agree. Remove farts. Remove butts. Re: Asstruments - Walrus - 10-15-2014 Haha, whoops. Forgot to add this into my post before I hit submit: Re: Asstruments - DyssalC - 10-15-2014 Walrus Wrote:I agree. Remove farts. Remove butts.Roboticists are already putting forth a strong effort to perform the latter. |