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I want your worst popsicle jokes - Zamujasa - 12-03-2023
I am contemplating a Feature that I feel should be in the game and I I need terrible jokes for it.
A "popsicle" joke is basically just a dad joke / shitty pun, but overwhelmingly mediocre and vapid.
Here is an example:
"What did the beach say when the tide came in?"
"Long time no sea!"
Ideally they will be in this two-sentence format. Space-related or other particularly groan-worthy ones especially welcome.
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Carton - 12-03-2023
What did the pastor do after he told everyone his pronouns?
Told everyone his proverbs.
Why were they called the dark ages?
There were so many knights.
What was the cat convicted for?
Blacknyail
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
The way they pronounce "unionized"
More to come later I'm drawing a blank right now
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Kotlol - 12-03-2023
I have many but I am going to only give you ONE at a time.
What is securities favorite passtime?
A game of TAZER TAG!
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - BadShot - 12-03-2023
(12-03-2023, 12:53 AM)Zamujasa Wrote: I am contemplating a Feature that I feel should be in the game and I I need terrible jokes for it.
A "popsicle" joke is basically just a dad joke / shitty pun, but overwhelmingly mediocre and vapid.
Here is an example:
"What did the beach say when the tide came in?"
"Long time no sea!"
Ideally they will be in this two-sentence format. Space-related or other particularly groan-worthy ones especially welcome.
Is this the annoying orange thing that was discussed in discord a couple days ago?
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Sonnzer - 12-03-2023
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together!
Personal cheesy favourite of mine.
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Zhail - 12-03-2023
What do you call a mix between a parrot and a centipede?
A walkie talkie.
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - NOOT - 12-03-2023
Whats the difference between a Dog?
One of them isn't.
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Kotlol - 12-04-2023
How did the mime get the clown to back off?
By writing down: "Mime your own business!"
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Garash - 12-04-2023
I would imagine that image macros from the early 00's are goldmines for popsicle jokes:
![[Image: 10331.jpeg]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/115/415/10331.jpeg)
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lame-pun-coon
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Joefesok - 12-11-2023
Where did little timmy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Silent Majority - 12-11-2023
What did the beach say when the tide came in
Long time no sea
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Zamujasa - 12-11-2023
that one happens to be the first on the list on the official pop-sicle website
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Mouse - 12-11-2023
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Kotlol - 12-11-2023
What does the blob say when they die early?
"That was a total FLOB!"
RE: I want your worst popsicle jokes - Silent Majority - 12-11-2023
(12-11-2023, 09:44 AM)Zamujasa Wrote: that one happens to be the first on the list on the official pop-sicle websiteI remember it from gum.
Why should you never give a skeleton popsicles? They'll want a femur.
Why can't the clown get kitchen access? The food will taste funny
Why do engineers get uncomfortable around staffies? The staffies like it when they insul them.
Why do you call a syndicate AI frame? A rouge AI
How much did the botanist ask for a raise? For twenty.
What did the mime have to say to the HoS?
Why won't the HoS loan out their beret? They don't want friends with beret fits.
What does the HoP have in common with a dentist? They hear everyone say AA