Will the solarium GOOD ending ever be cleared?

[Mordent]

The, You Never saw, part was also in georgian for some reason.

"None y'all nevah sahw", or "You never saw"?

[Noah Buttes]

The, You Never saw, part was also in georgian for some reason.

"None y'all nevah sahw", or "You never saw"?

I think he meant something like this:

არასოდეს დაინახა.

[Vitatroll]

I actually didn't know Georgia had it's own language. Not that I'm well versed in the subject. Stop teaching me things; it's painful.

I did know USA-Georgia had it's own language, though. Give me enough peach cobblers and sweet tea-syrup and I can speak it fluently.

Well that's got me curious. Hey, what does a deep-fried hairball taste like? I imagine it's quite crispy.

[SpaceNaba]

This is not a productive area of discussion.

[69andahalf]

Something from a nerd named mole in the #sol chat. No confirmation that it isn't some player trolling and actually related to the solarium though.

Here's the first sound clip they posted: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IDTiiDnIA5
With this message: თქვენ არასოდეს დაინახა me.
Here's the second sound clip they posted: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UMW9Hoc2jq
With this message: თქვენ საუბარი ძალიან ბევრი
And also this text:

Lwm yidlhrg fh sumvukr wu vzqz jr xap iouucdw hw xlx kzabtwncumfg qj sfaokmgr xrw shhd cw hwcyuqdigw, kkg tixl zj alrgm, oemmemesl vg ymdtkotr isyacaks suv tyl xhfuyzh gg rip evmbu, oheo kwnaw kqga grg rrhxttv.

The first image's spectrogram forms this:


S tiwhhe ntlscyekta hc egstehatdw u pit oit.ehwhi robufse

The second image's spectrogram forms this:


Lwm jctwgtqjv ik jilm, nbf qlgl ci jkpi ki ifc sgp uyxxbohn, kh uvcoh crp oktivmtsi, bo vspy wcj aef miwfieqw, us ghcvwkg ghi eizhph.

Noah seems to think they may be ciphers.

Discuss.

[Grumpchkin]

Some Nerds have tried to fake a sol hint or mystery before, do we have any Georgians playing on Goon?

[Noah Buttes]

So, I decoded the mole's morse code message. It took a while since the fucker had sped it up to ridiculous levels.

LIBERTY SETS THE MIND FREE, FOSTERS INDEPENDEEGE AND UNORTHODOX THINKING AND IDEAS. BUT IT DOES NOT OFFER INSTANT PROSPERITY OR HAPPINESS AND WEALTH TO EVERYONE. EDUCATION IS A WEAPON WHOSE EFFECTS DEPEND ON WHO HOLDS IT IN HIS HANDS AND AT WHOM IT IS AIMED. MANKIND MUST PUT AN END TO WAR OR WAR WILL PUT AN END TO MANKIND. THE ATOMIC BOMB HAD DWARFED THE INTERNATIONAL ISSUES TO COMPLETE INSIGNIFICANCE. WHEN OUR MINDS WANDERED FROM THE PREOCCUPATIONS OF OUR IMMEDIATE NEEDS, WE SPECULATED UPON THE POSSIBILITY OF STOPPING THE USE OF THESE FRIGHTFUL EXPLOSIVES BEFORE THE WORLD WAS UTTERLY DESTROYED. FOR TO US IT SEEMED QUITE PLAIN THAT THESE BOMBS AND THE STILL GREATER POWER OF DESTRUCTION OF WHICH THEY WERE THE PRECURSORS MIGHT QUITE EASILY SHATTER EVERY RELATIONSHIP AND INSTITUTION OF MANKIND... WAR MUST END AND THAT THE ONLY WAY TO END WAR WAS TO HAVE BUT ONE GOVERNMENT FOR MANKIND. AS LONG AS THERE ARE SOVEREIGN NATIONS POSSESSING GREAT POWER, WAR IS INEVITABLE. THE PEACE OF THE WORLD IS THE HOPE AND THE GOAL OF OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM IT IS THE DESPAIR AND DEFEAT OF THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST US. IN THE LONG RUN, A HIERARCHICAL SOCIETY WAS ONLY POSSIBLE ON A BASIS OF POVERTY AND IGNORANCE. ALL RULERS IN ALL AGES HAVE TRIED TO IMPOSE A FALSE VIEW OF THE WORLD UPON THEIR FOLLOWERS. WE ARE THE EXCEPTION. OR, AT LEAST, WE WERE THE EXCEPTION. EVERYTHING CRUMBLED ON APRIL 21ST, 1996. THE NUCLEAR MISSILE STRIKE ON TARGET DD BY THOSE DAMN RUSSIANS RUINED ANY HOPE WE HAD OF CREATING A PEACEFUL NEW WORLD ORDER. AS THE NUCLEAR FALLOUT SETTLED, WE WERE ELIMINATED ONE BY ONE. I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT. YOU MUST STOP THEM. 7900 9824 4745 8444 6368 5421 5993 6111 8405 5270 7154 4021 7399 5746 6980 7710 4483 6529 4466 8073 8851 9175 4645 4630 7593 7488 8614 7756 6928 6057 7467 5677 8218 7351 4080 8533 7648 9030 5706 8488 5313 4834 8690 6977 4666 4154 8059 7357 8408 9106 9973 8255 9398 8714 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. GODSPEED

What the fuck does it mean!?

[ferriswheel1]

So, I decoded the mole's morse code message. It took a while since the fucker had sped it up to ridiculous levels.

LIBERTY SETS THE MIND FREE, FOSTERS INDEPENDEEGE AND UNORTHODOX THINKING AND IDEAS. BUT IT DOES NOT OFFER INSTANT PROSPERITY OR HAPPINESS AND WEALTH TO EVERYONE. EDUCATION IS A WEAPON WHOSE EFFECTS DEPEND ON WHO HOLDS IT IN HIS HANDS AND AT WHOM IT IS AIMED. MANKIND MUST PUT AN END TO WAR OR WAR WILL PUT AN END TO MANKIND. THE ATOMIC BOMB HAD DWARFED THE INTERNATIONAL ISSUES TO COMPLETE INSIGNIFICANCE. WHEN OUR MINDS WANDERED FROM THE PREOCCUPATIONS OF OUR IMMEDIATE NEEDS, WE SPECULATED UPON THE POSSIBILITY OF STOPPING THE USE OF THESE FRIGHTFUL EXPLOSIVES BEFORE THE WORLD WAS UTTERLY DESTROYED. FOR TO US IT SEEMED QUITE PLAIN THAT THESE BOMBS AND THE STILL GREATER POWER OF DESTRUCTION OF WHICH THEY WERE THE PRECURSORS MIGHT QUITE EASILY SHATTER EVERY RELATIONSHIP AND INSTITUTION OF MANKIND... WAR MUST END AND THAT THE ONLY WAY TO END WAR WAS TO HAVE BUT ONE GOVERNMENT FOR MANKIND. AS LONG AS THERE ARE SOVEREIGN NATIONS POSSESSING GREAT POWER, WAR IS INEVITABLE. THE PEACE OF THE WORLD IS THE HOPE AND THE GOAL OF OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM IT IS THE DESPAIR AND DEFEAT OF THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST US. IN THE LONG RUN, A HIERARCHICAL SOCIETY WAS ONLY POSSIBLE ON A BASIS OF POVERTY AND IGNORANCE. ALL RULERS IN ALL AGES HAVE TRIED TO IMPOSE A FALSE VIEW OF THE WORLD UPON THEIR FOLLOWERS. WE ARE THE EXCEPTION. OR, AT LEAST, WE WERE THE EXCEPTION. EVERYTHING CRUMBLED ON APRIL 21ST, 1996. THE NUCLEAR MISSILE STRIKE ON TARGET DD BY THOSE DAMN RUSSIANS RUINED ANY HOPE WE HAD OF CREATING A PEACEFUL NEW WORLD ORDER. AS THE NUCLEAR FALLOUT SETTLED, WE WERE ELIMINATED ONE BY ONE. I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT. YOU MUST STOP THEM. 7900 9824 4745 8444 6368 5421 5993 6111 8405 5270 7154 4021 7399 5746 6980 7710 4483 6529 4466 8073 8851 9175 4645 4630 7593 7488 8614 7756 6928 6057 7467 5677 8218 7351 4080 8533 7648 9030 5706 8488 5313 4834 8690 6977 4666 4154 8059 7357 8408 9106 9973 8255 9398 8714 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. GODSPEED

What the fuck does it mean!?

Iluminati Confirmed, yo.

[medsal15]

TL;DR: The only way to prevent the world's destruction by nukes was to unify everyone under the same flag. Someone started to nuke everyone after the april 21st 1996.
God, I am so happy it's not in our timeline.
Find the meaning of the numbers, it's the clue to what to do.

[amaranthineApocalypse]

TL;DR: The only way to prevent the world's destruction by nukes was to unify everyone under the same flag. Someone started to nuke everyone after the april 21st 1996.
God, I am so happy it's not in our timeline.
Find the meaning of the numbers, it's the clue to what to do.

If it says "You know what to do" it could be something we've already done, so... is it the hydroponics handbook again?

[MaRcuSTheDAWG]

Possibly. We aren't sure yet. We should check if it's changed at all, though.

[Zafhset]

Why would you even trust something not by confirmed admins or in-game? This seems like a venerable goose chase.

[Vitatroll]

I'm actually surprised you don't have to chase a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

[Noah Buttes]

Why would you even trust something not by confirmed admins or in-game? This seems like a venerable goose chase.

Even if it is one, it's pretty fun.

[BurntCornMuffin]

I'm actually surprised you don't have to chase a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

I'm equally surprised nobody chased a goose as part of the solarium (yet).